Exclaimer: Sadly I own nothing but sunshine fish bisquets... which involves no Naruto...
Naruto was at home at the time punching a huge hand made doll that had the intension of taking Sasuke's appearnce but
bruetily failed. Papers covered his walls with sayings and reminders. Only one measly calender could be spotted if you
squinted hard enouph. Naruto ran towards a part of the wall and began ripping off papers to reveal the calender. " Now whats
today?" Naruto started as he began running his finger down the sloppily marked out days. His eyes squinted when he came upon
the date as something was scribbled there. " Where the hell did this come from?! I never wrote this here!" Naruto screamed in
an out rage and ran out the door and slammed it behind him inergeticly. Scribbled in the date box was a chibby sasuke head
that had writing underneath it that said " Late again?" Naruto was running down the streets and putting on his leaf headband
as he did so. " Stupid pin-up boy! Im late again!" he screamed. When he finally arrived at the forest Sasuke and Sakura where
already eating a packed brekfeast. " Uh Oh..." Naruto began. They both staired at him. " Finally! I thought you where gonna
sleep untile three again!" Sakura scolded. Naruto smiled and rubbed his head nervously. " Forgot my brefeast... " he
whispered to himself in sadness. all of a sudden Naruto felt a hand on his shoulder, alerted he turned his head quickly.
Kakashi seemed to be holding a paper bag of brekfeast. Naruto angirly crossed his arms " What are you my mother?" He asked
dully. " We all need are energy, looks like Sasuke and Sakura got that one down." Naruto snatched the bag and began happily
eating a choclate covered waffle. " Now can we start the training?" Sasuke asked annoyed. " In due time dear Sasuke in due
time." Kakaishi replied happily. Naruto was licking his fingers for crumbs at the momment but suddnly stopped at the sound of
the word training. Sakura spoke up " What ARE we doing master Kakashi?" " Your objective may become clear to you while out in
the forest. I want you all to split up and move on ahead." Kakashi explained. " Alright!' Naruto exclaimed and ran into the
forest like a little kid hyped up on candy, as you can tell he was the furthest in the woods. Two minutes later Naruto was
just walking deeper into the forest. Sakura was gripeing to herself. Inner Sakura " Really! What does master expect me to do
when he hasnt even told me what to do." She began screaming in fustrastion. Sasuke was unfortunatly making distressed sounds
as he advanced through the forest the slowest of the three. " I knew I shouldnt have drank that H.E.B drink crap. Wheres a
guy supossed to take a #2 around here?" He squinted at a bush as his face began to grow a frightened look. Sakura was passing
a a bush when she smelled something terrible. " Oh god!" she began to plug her nose " What kind of sick creature could have
made such a stinch!" She looked inside the bush and..... Naruto had just came upon a lake when he spotted a human's figure
from the distance. " Maybie its Sakura!" He thought excitidly. When he ran up to it, it was Kakashi lying dead in the grass.
Blood was streaming from his head passed his pupiless eyes. Naruto raised one eyebrow disapointed. " What is this crap?" He
asked and walked away with a frown on his face. Sasuke sneezed. Kakashi , in a near by bush, " Well, that had no effect on
him." and also walked away. Sasuke bareley able to walk fell to the ground. " What was in it?!" He screamed. Sakura came
across Sasuke knocked out. " Oh me gosh! Sasuke!" She yelled panickly. " Dont worry Sasuke I know this is the symptm of food
poisoning!" She got up crying " I just dont know how to cure it thats all..." Naruto , at the time, was standing upside down
on a branch searching for a sighn of the others then sat down on the branch still upsidedown. " I think im lost." he said
fustrated. A note flutered out of the sky and Naruto caught it in his mouth. He quickly flipped it over and began reading it.
" Naruto, I have Sakura and if you want to see her again ill be waiting near the lake ready for that fight." Naruto's eyes
where huge. He stood up quickly " Sasuke will not take Sakura from me! If he wants a fight he has one!" He began than lost
the grip on the tree and fell off screaming. Sasuke awoke to a unknown motion. Sakura was piggy backing him. " Hello?" Sasuke
said nervously. Sakura looked back shocked. " Oh Sasuke im so happy your okay!" She said cheerfully waiting in the akward
silence for a romantic scene. " Uh... yeah, could you let me down now?" there was a pause. " Oh yeah!" Sakura said then let
Sasuke down embaressed then said in a dull tone " right..." while walking Sakura tried to strike up a conversation which
failed on the first attempt. " Oh Sasuke! Before I found you I was walking past this bush and smelled something extremely
terrible!" Sasuke listened. " Well anyways, I looked in the bush and there was this enormous pile of dung!" Sasuke's froze. "
I mean, what kind of animal makes such a stinch and could be so big! I threw up after seeing that. Uh... Sasuke?" Sasuke was
still frozen. She poked him and it had no effect what so ever. Sakura sighed and sat in the grass starring at the statue of
Sasuke. They had already reached the lake and still had'nt figured out there mission. Sasuke had come out of his little shock
and was leaning against a tree when a ninja star came from a tree and barley missed his head. A piece of his hair was cut
off. Sasuke staired for a moment at the star then at the tree where a dark figure of Naruto stood. " TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!"
Sasuke yelled. " Would have if my aim wasnt so off when using my right hand." Sakura seemed to be shouting things no one
could hear at the moment as Sasuke and Naruto where sarring eachother down. " Naruto you reckless idiot! You could have
killed Sasuke!" She kept screaming though no one payed attention. While Sasuke looked up at Naruto in the tree another Naruto
came from the back of Sasuke's tree and grabbed him. " What?!" Sasuke said shocked to find the real naruto behind him as a
dopplganger stood in the tree. " Bastard!" Naruto pinned Sasuke to the ground. " What do you want with Sakura?" Naruto asked.
" What? I dont want anything to do with her!" "huh?" Naruto loosened his grip then took his grip off alltogether quickly
taking out the note. He pressed it up to Sasuke's face. " This wasnt yours?" He said worried. Sasuke squinted at the note for
a moment then said " hell no! Do you think I right like that?!" " Yeah, I thought your handwriting would be a bit neater."
Naruto quickly announced. Naruto turned around. " Hey Sakura!" He began to yell but was cut off as he noticed Sakura was
gone. Sasuke got off the ground anxious. " Hey Sakura whered you go?" Naruto shouted into the distance. But no reply came.
Naruto turned to Sasuke " You really didnt wright that note!" he said with a worried look on his face. " Just figuring that
out?" asked Sasuke as he dusted himself off. Naruto began to panick. " Shes gone... Arghhh!!! What if an elite ninja took
her?! What if she was killed?! What if..." He was cut off from Sasuke lightly punching his back. " We'll find her." He said
and Naruto smiled.
To be Continued...
Naruto was at home at the time punching a huge hand made doll that had the intension of taking Sasuke's appearnce but
bruetily failed. Papers covered his walls with sayings and reminders. Only one measly calender could be spotted if you
squinted hard enouph. Naruto ran towards a part of the wall and began ripping off papers to reveal the calender. " Now whats
today?" Naruto started as he began running his finger down the sloppily marked out days. His eyes squinted when he came upon
the date as something was scribbled there. " Where the hell did this come from?! I never wrote this here!" Naruto screamed in
an out rage and ran out the door and slammed it behind him inergeticly. Scribbled in the date box was a chibby sasuke head
that had writing underneath it that said " Late again?" Naruto was running down the streets and putting on his leaf headband
as he did so. " Stupid pin-up boy! Im late again!" he screamed. When he finally arrived at the forest Sasuke and Sakura where
already eating a packed brekfeast. " Uh Oh..." Naruto began. They both staired at him. " Finally! I thought you where gonna
sleep untile three again!" Sakura scolded. Naruto smiled and rubbed his head nervously. " Forgot my brefeast... " he
whispered to himself in sadness. all of a sudden Naruto felt a hand on his shoulder, alerted he turned his head quickly.
Kakashi seemed to be holding a paper bag of brekfeast. Naruto angirly crossed his arms " What are you my mother?" He asked
dully. " We all need are energy, looks like Sasuke and Sakura got that one down." Naruto snatched the bag and began happily
eating a choclate covered waffle. " Now can we start the training?" Sasuke asked annoyed. " In due time dear Sasuke in due
time." Kakaishi replied happily. Naruto was licking his fingers for crumbs at the momment but suddnly stopped at the sound of
the word training. Sakura spoke up " What ARE we doing master Kakashi?" " Your objective may become clear to you while out in
the forest. I want you all to split up and move on ahead." Kakashi explained. " Alright!' Naruto exclaimed and ran into the
forest like a little kid hyped up on candy, as you can tell he was the furthest in the woods. Two minutes later Naruto was
just walking deeper into the forest. Sakura was gripeing to herself. Inner Sakura " Really! What does master expect me to do
when he hasnt even told me what to do." She began screaming in fustrastion. Sasuke was unfortunatly making distressed sounds
as he advanced through the forest the slowest of the three. " I knew I shouldnt have drank that H.E.B drink crap. Wheres a
guy supossed to take a #2 around here?" He squinted at a bush as his face began to grow a frightened look. Sakura was passing
a a bush when she smelled something terrible. " Oh god!" she began to plug her nose " What kind of sick creature could have
made such a stinch!" She looked inside the bush and..... Naruto had just came upon a lake when he spotted a human's figure
from the distance. " Maybie its Sakura!" He thought excitidly. When he ran up to it, it was Kakashi lying dead in the grass.
Blood was streaming from his head passed his pupiless eyes. Naruto raised one eyebrow disapointed. " What is this crap?" He
asked and walked away with a frown on his face. Sasuke sneezed. Kakashi , in a near by bush, " Well, that had no effect on
him." and also walked away. Sasuke bareley able to walk fell to the ground. " What was in it?!" He screamed. Sakura came
across Sasuke knocked out. " Oh me gosh! Sasuke!" She yelled panickly. " Dont worry Sasuke I know this is the symptm of food
poisoning!" She got up crying " I just dont know how to cure it thats all..." Naruto , at the time, was standing upside down
on a branch searching for a sighn of the others then sat down on the branch still upsidedown. " I think im lost." he said
fustrated. A note flutered out of the sky and Naruto caught it in his mouth. He quickly flipped it over and began reading it.
" Naruto, I have Sakura and if you want to see her again ill be waiting near the lake ready for that fight." Naruto's eyes
where huge. He stood up quickly " Sasuke will not take Sakura from me! If he wants a fight he has one!" He began than lost
the grip on the tree and fell off screaming. Sasuke awoke to a unknown motion. Sakura was piggy backing him. " Hello?" Sasuke
said nervously. Sakura looked back shocked. " Oh Sasuke im so happy your okay!" She said cheerfully waiting in the akward
silence for a romantic scene. " Uh... yeah, could you let me down now?" there was a pause. " Oh yeah!" Sakura said then let
Sasuke down embaressed then said in a dull tone " right..." while walking Sakura tried to strike up a conversation which
failed on the first attempt. " Oh Sasuke! Before I found you I was walking past this bush and smelled something extremely
terrible!" Sasuke listened. " Well anyways, I looked in the bush and there was this enormous pile of dung!" Sasuke's froze. "
I mean, what kind of animal makes such a stinch and could be so big! I threw up after seeing that. Uh... Sasuke?" Sasuke was
still frozen. She poked him and it had no effect what so ever. Sakura sighed and sat in the grass starring at the statue of
Sasuke. They had already reached the lake and still had'nt figured out there mission. Sasuke had come out of his little shock
and was leaning against a tree when a ninja star came from a tree and barley missed his head. A piece of his hair was cut
off. Sasuke staired for a moment at the star then at the tree where a dark figure of Naruto stood. " TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!"
Sasuke yelled. " Would have if my aim wasnt so off when using my right hand." Sakura seemed to be shouting things no one
could hear at the moment as Sasuke and Naruto where sarring eachother down. " Naruto you reckless idiot! You could have
killed Sasuke!" She kept screaming though no one payed attention. While Sasuke looked up at Naruto in the tree another Naruto
came from the back of Sasuke's tree and grabbed him. " What?!" Sasuke said shocked to find the real naruto behind him as a
dopplganger stood in the tree. " Bastard!" Naruto pinned Sasuke to the ground. " What do you want with Sakura?" Naruto asked.
" What? I dont want anything to do with her!" "huh?" Naruto loosened his grip then took his grip off alltogether quickly
taking out the note. He pressed it up to Sasuke's face. " This wasnt yours?" He said worried. Sasuke squinted at the note for
a moment then said " hell no! Do you think I right like that?!" " Yeah, I thought your handwriting would be a bit neater."
Naruto quickly announced. Naruto turned around. " Hey Sakura!" He began to yell but was cut off as he noticed Sakura was
gone. Sasuke got off the ground anxious. " Hey Sakura whered you go?" Naruto shouted into the distance. But no reply came.
Naruto turned to Sasuke " You really didnt wright that note!" he said with a worried look on his face. " Just figuring that
out?" asked Sasuke as he dusted himself off. Naruto began to panick. " Shes gone... Arghhh!!! What if an elite ninja took
her?! What if she was killed?! What if..." He was cut off from Sasuke lightly punching his back. " We'll find her." He said
and Naruto smiled.
To be Continued...