Disclaimer: Katsura Hino owns -Man. If not, I would've drawn Allen and Kanda in bikinis for fun. Ahohoho. *Laughs in an epicly evil way* No, I'm not a pervert =.=!!

Note: Some of Allen's thought will be in bold and italic, cause in this 1st chapter, it'll be in Allen's Point of view (as stated below) and so that you can know who's saying this and that, etc. Enjoy~

Chapter 1: The Script and I

Allen's Point of View

It was a hot and tiring day. I looked at the script again and again, hoping that it was a mistake that the class president made. I tried to persuade the class president not to include me in the act, but failed. I refused to work with that guy, who was sitting on the class' window pane. To me, he would be the last person on earth that I would work with.

Great. Why oh why him?! Not to mention my roles with him are so disgusting. EWWW, I'd rather die or clean an elephant's butt after it went potty than work with him. Anyone who wants to hire me to wash up a giant dinosaur's butt, please do give me a call. I'm desperate here.

His name was Kanda Yuu, one of the boys that the girls in school would die for and was also the so-called Genius of the school. He was a tall Japanese boy, who always bring a bamboo sword or shinai as you call it, with jet black cold-looking eyes, has a long silky hair tied in a ponytail (I guess), has a pretty face like those Japanese artists that you see on television. If you look at him from a certain distance, he would seem like a girl. That's why I called him feminine or girly boy.

But then again, from time to time, I would just stare at him. My mind would thought of something like … "He kinda reminds me of that pregnant woman whom I once help to cross the road, which I founded out later that she's actually a really hairy guy in disguise. And I also founded later, that he stole a bag of cash from a bank, which explains the belly. And Not long, that guy killed someone and…Okay, I'll just stop here. I might end up freaking up someone with these thoughts of mine.

He may be all that and great, but I knew that he was just trying to act all cool, high and mighty in front of everyone and that gets on my nerves. When someone tries to be nice to him, he would break their little, fragile hearts or trample all over them with harsh words/actions or such. Like a demon he is.

Like last Valentine's day, Lavi Bookman Junior, the 2nd most popular guy in school (Who's 1st? Well, Kanda, duh) gave chocolates to Kanda. And asked whether Kanda would accept Lavi's 'Love' (ya know, as in Friendship). And Kanda responded by stuffing the whole box of chocolate into Lavi's mouth instead. And then he asked Lavi to just go and die somewhere else.

I then gave a second thought. I have to do the stupid act with him no matter what, if not, I won't get back the thing that the class president, Komui Lee, took from me. As you thought, he blackmailed me without me even noticing.

How did it start? I tell you how.

~Earlier this morning~

It was a typical usual day like before; I went in my class and sat down at my seat. Everyone was chit chattering, everything was like normal, like the usuals, until we heard an announcement.

"To all students of Kuro Gakuen, we are here to inform and remind you that the School Festival is coming soon. Well, in a week's time. Anyhow, each class has been given what they're supposed to do. For example, class A will be doing a classic stage performance. All the decisions are made by the Princinpal, Leverrier Malcolm C."

Everyone dropped their jaws in shocked.

"Was that really an 'example' or for real?" I heard a voice asked.

"It's for real. Argh, that Leverrier…" Komui clenched the cake that Leverrier sent us.

I mean, what's with Leverrier and cakes?

"No way!"

"Yeah, it's true. I just got the paper about the details. Now, I have to write the script myself".

I thought to myself, Great, what's that arrogant bull up to now?

Now I'm gonna explain how this arrogant bull looks like. He looks like around 40s, may look like he's already married and has children, has an old-fashioned hairdo, with a moustache and well, he looks like an arrogant bull no matter how you look at him.

Rumours says that he's actually single and his age is surprisingly 26. Unbelievable. Well, I do believe the part that he's single, I mean who's gonna marry an arrogant bull like him? Unless he changes his attitude. I just can't believe the part that he might actually be 26 years old.

Right, back to the main story.

I pulled a chair, brought it near in front of Kanda, and sat. I flipped through the pages and sighed. Then I looked at his face in annoyance.

"Girly as he looks. Hmm maybe he's actually gay," I thought to myself.

He did not seem to even bother about my presence. All he did was just staring outside, probably at the trees or the sky. It was silent between me and him. Everyone else was busy practicing their own roles.

"Oi," I started. "Hello? Earth to Kanda?"

*silence*

"Holy cow! Look! There's Ayumi Hamasaki and Utada Hikaru wearing Bikinis!" I tried to attract his attention, hoping he would turn around.

I waited for him to reply, but there was no answer at all.

"Um, uh… Look! There's Siti NurHalizah!"

Okay, this isn't gonna work. Hmm, maybe I should try again.

"Ho Crap! Look! Um, uh, there's Elvis Presley, only wearing superman's red underwear, running around the school, and his flabby parts of his body (Ya know, where the fatty parts are yadidadida e.g. stomach) are bouncing!"

I hope the last one would work.

"Look up! There's the Earl wearing coconut shells on his chest and uh grass skirt, like those Hawaiian girls go Aloha hoi thingy… Uh he's singing xxxHolic Season 1, sexy opening; 19sai!"

Whoah, imagine that. The Earl trying to make his voice sound sexy. Singing 19sai.

*Sigh* What is wrong with him?? Why won't he listen? Having a "girl's day" pain, huh? Well, he could have said so, I would have asked for Panadol Menstrual from the girls in class if he's too embarrassed to ask for it himself. Right, like as if I'll do that.

In Kanda's mind

Go die in the corner, moyashi. You look like a monkey crying in itch and pain, who can't get 8000+ fleas off his butt. Damn, that'd be disgusting. He's getting on my nerves with the Earl thing. Urgh, just ignore him.

Somewhere at Hawaii at the same time

"HuwaCHOOOOOO!!!!!" the Earl sneezed.

"What's wrong Earl?" Rhode asked, sucking her favorite lollipop.

"Hmm, I dunno, I think someone was snickering about me singing 19sai. Well who cares about them. Come on Rhode, let's sing Jaiho, Monochrome no Kiss from Kuroshitsuji opening and To All Tha Dreamers from Yakitate Ja-Pan ending!"

"Okay! Let's karaoke till we can't get our voices out anymore!"

" (Jai Ho)
(Jai Ho)I got (I got) shivers (shivers),
When you touch away,
I'll make you hot,
Get all you got,
I'll make you wanna say (Jai Ho) ~"

Back to the main story

"OI! Look, we ought to have to start practice our roles now. The school's festival is just a week away from now," I stated.

Still, no answer at all. Without hesitating, I stood up, placed the script on a table, and pull him off that window while he was off guard with all my force. Instead of falling inwards, he almost fell out of the window. That action of mine caught everyone's attention.

"You little – ", he hissed. Several veins were popping on his forehead.

"What? You were the one ignoring me, baKanda," I replied. "You just keep trying to act so all cool, high and mighty and that disgusts me and your trying-to-look cool pose, sitting on the window pane gets on my nerves."

"Owh, so you want my attention, moyashi? That's rare. You don't have to deny it. I know that you're just a little boy who's trying to get my attention," he said sarcastically. "I mean everyone loves me, right?

"Don't call me that! The name's Allen Walker, feminine face. And, please, don't rub it in. Your nostrils are flaring when you try to bluff," I scoffed as I rolled my eyes to the right.

More veins started to pop out on his forehead.

"Woooo, I'm scared of your mighty powerful flaring nostrils~! Somebody save me~!" I added.

"Whut the hell? I have you know that my nostrils do not flare when I try to bluff or something else," Kanda responded.

Totally unexpected, he responded to my sarcastic reply.

Every time he calls me 'Moyashi', it ticks me off, it means bean sprout, anyway. I decided to avoid a large argument with him by walking straight out of the room, knowing that if we argued, there would be no end of it. When I reached the door, I heard a voice saying, "Watch out, Allen!!"

I paused to turn around, but it was too late for me to dodge, a box of melted chocolate in that was aiming for my face.

I knew that it was Kanda's doings. I was so annoyed that I stomped back into the room, starting an argument with him. We were strangling each other's necks.

"YOU. You started it first! You ignored me when I was talking to you! And you're wasting time! The school's festival is a week away from and you did was stare outside ", I roared at him.

"Ceh," was his only reply.

"Right. Just frown. You look like you're doing the 'business' in the toilet and can't get the shit out of your butt," I thought sarcastically.

I felt like stabbing him with my horrible-tasting, stiff French bread that I tried to make for lunch that day until I heard someone's cry. It belonged to a Chinese girl named Lenanlee Lee. Komui's little sister whom he is overprotective of and the assistant of the Class president. She ran outside, crying, leaving me dumbfounded. I thought that I made her cry, but I knew that I did not do anything to make her cry and besides, I'm a gentleman, how could I make a girl cry? Now that would lose my gentleman-ism.

I wanted to chase after her, but time stopped me. It was already 3.35 pm and I was late for my part-time job. I ran outside, ignoring the earful of complaints of Komui to Kanda.

The next day, which was Saturday, my class was supposed to have a practice at the school at 10.00am to 2pm. I woke up early on that day; I bathed, got dressed up, had breakfast and sat on the couch. It was 8.30 am already. I was bored, so I thought I should go to school early like a good student I am. I went outside, locked the door and rode my bicycle to school.

When I reached my class, it seemed like that someone got earlier to school that I did. Who it was, I wondered. I pushed the door open a bit, and peered inside. To my surprise, it was him, Kanda, the feminine-faced boy. I quietly observed his every movement he made. All of it shocked me.

He was standing next to the very same window that he sat at yesterday. He smiled and gave out a gentle look as a little bird flew down and sat on the window pane. It looked as if he was talking to the bird and suddenly laughed.

"Wow, that's new. Him smiling and laughing at the same time," I thought to myself. "I wonder if he'll do the same with Timcanpy?"

After that, he pulled out a bag of seeds and fed it to the bird. He still had his gentle look on his face. It was like someone else who was in his body, not him, no matter how I looked at him; I kept thinking that it was impossible that he is nice for once. He then, put the bag of seeds aside and sang something out like what you see in an opera. That made me almost burst out my laughter hysterically. Ya know, with all that 'Soprano-like voice'.

"If I knew he was doing something like this I would have brought my phone and recorded this and show it to everyone," I cackled to myself, giving out a sly grin.

Imagine Kanda wearing a Victorian classic dress, thick makeup and thick lip stick with his hair curled up, singing on stage. That would be an ugly sight, though. Hahaha.

"You know what, birdie?" he asked the bird. "I guess only singing as if I'm in opera makes me happy. Only these times, that I show my real self. Not forgetting, that you also make me happy."

I wondered about that. Was it true or not? I continued to observed him until someone surprised me from the back. It was Lavi.

"What cha' doing, Allen?" he asked.

"SHHHH, be quiet. I'm observing Kanda," and I told Lavi the rest about what I saw earlier on.

"Holy crap, that you gotta record it. Wait, let me check if I brought my hand phone," he checked his pants and pulled out his phone from his pocket.

And like little devils we are, we chuckled together, thinking of a new way to threaten Kanda, recording all what Kanda did, in forms of videos and voice.

Then, Lavi suddenly had a thought. "Hey, why don't we come early again tomorrow, Sunday? We do have another practice at school tomorrow, right? Then, maybe Yu would be here at the same time again. Then we'll do the same routine, record all of his doings."

I smirked. Giving out the aura of a cheeky human with Lavi. We agreed and decided to meet up again at school.

To be Continued..

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Author's notes:

I dunno How did I end up turning this story into a fanfic one when I'm supposed to continue my other fic.*sweatdrops* It was originally was a English composition that I have to make, containing a sentence saying, "I realized that the only he was human….". I end up randomly altering and continuing the story. And Puff! There you go, this is the random crap I made, which you're currently reading now.

Owh, please do review! -_-; cause I wanna know what you guys think of this story since my first fic was an epic failure. Haha. -.-''' Chapter 2? Coming soon~ Well, it might depends if you guys want me to continue. Preview Chapter 2 – Kanda and the stage: Kanda in the 3 Musketeers'costume?! Will update probably in mid-may or early June. Sorry -_-''' I got mid-year exams coming.