Scrubs Season 4 Episode 1 My New Job
J.D. is walking into Sacred Heart hospital
J.D.: Some things never change in this place. Take Turk and Carla. No wait there married now. Well what about Elliot. No she is still mad at me for sleeping with her causing her to leave Sean then completely breaking her heart causing her to have nothing. Personal I don't see the problem. One thing that will never ever change is my place at Sacred Heart.
DR.KELSO: Congratulations Dr. Dorian you're the new co Chief Resident.
J.D.: Co Chief Resident? Why Co?
ELLIOT: Hey frick face I have a new role here.
DR. KELSO: Its going to be a good day.
J.D. Continues walking.
J.D.: Ok I change my statement it seems that nowadays everything is changing.
J.D. slips on the floor. We see the janitor over us.
JANITOR: Floors wet.
Opening Credits
J.D.: There's just to much to think about. How did I get the Chief Residency job. How did Elliot get it Co with me. Who would be better at it. (Starts to trail off) I wonder what I'm going to have for dinner tonight. (Returns to Earth) No wait gotta focus.
TURK: Hey J.D.
J.D. Hey Turk I have a problem.
TURK: Woah whoa whoa you know I don't do problems.
Turk whistles. Carla comes rushing up.
TURK: I love this marriage stuff. Bye babe.
Turk gives Carla a kiss on the cheek and walks off.
J.D. Bye sweetums.
CARLA: So what's up Bambi.
J.D. Its this Elliot thing.
CARLA: Please don't bring me in the middle of this. You're my friend Elliot's my friend I don't want to take sides.
J.D. Yeah anyway what do you think I can do to make her forgive me.
CARLA: Bambi she isn't going to forced to forgive you. She will forgive you when she wants to. If she ever chooses to. Hell you will be lucky if she ever talks to you again.
J.D.: She talks to me.
CARLA: Without using the word jerk, scum or frick face.
J.D.: Oh. Thanks anyway.
J.D. walks down a corridor.
J.D. I new if I could just think of one great thing she would forgive after all its J.D. and Elliot right.
DR. COX: Hey newbee when you are finished thinking of whatever it is the hell a newbee like you thinks of probably what was on cartoon network last night I need you over here.
J.D. For your information I don't watch cartoon network. The Powerpuff Girls.
J.D. walks over to Dr. Cox.
J.D.: What do you need me for.
DR. COX: I just wanted to say congratulations on your new job.
J.D.: This cant be right Dr. Cox giving a compliment. Look out for a trap here. How did you know about the new job.
DR. COX: Who do you think recommended you.
J.D.: Wow maybe Dr. Cox has changed. Well thank you.
DR. COX: I saw you and Elliot fighting at the wedding and then it struck me. With the Esponozes married.
J.D.: But there the Turks.
DR. COX: Come on newbee take a wild swing who wears the trousers in that relationship. Well after the wedding we needed some excitement in this dull environment so I thought who irritates me so much I want to put my balls in a wood vice and pull really really tight the most and you popped into my cringing head.
J.D. Thank you I guess.
DR. COX: No no no thank you Karen. This is going to be fun.
Elliot comes storming up to J.D.
ELLIOT: YOUR CHIEF OF RESIDENTCY TO!
DR. COX: Wait a minute Barbie you didn't know well isn't that just a tragic turn of events.
Dr. Cox says sarcastically.
DR. COX: I'll catch you to lovebirds later. I've got a patient who needs a laughing operation immediately boy have I got a great story for him.
J.D. just stands there looking anxiously at Elliot while she stands there with a steaming mad look on her face.
Intermission
J.D. is alone outside the hospital.
J.D.: I cant believe Elliot thinks this was my idea. I had no idea about this till this morning I don't even know the happenings.
Elliot walks past him on the way to lunch.
J.D. I cant believe you think this was my idea. I had no idea about this till this morning. I don't even know the happenings. Talk about thinking aloud.
ELLIOT: Now I think this is just another one of your pathetic little attempts to make me forgive you for being such a jerk. I'm never going to forgive you, you piece of scum. You ruined my life.
Elliot storms off.
J.D. Well at least she didn't call me…
Elliot turns around.
ELLIOT: FRICK FACE.
J.D.: There it is. I think she was just joking she will forgive me. Like I said or thought I just have to find 1 magical thing to help her forgive me.
We cut to Turk and J.D. on the couch of there flat watching television.
TURK: Married life is great J.D. you should try it.
J.D.: Oh yeah you know what I think I might pop to the shop and buy a marriage do you want anything.
TURK: What's a matter bro.
J.D.: Its just this Elliot thing. She is the closest thing to a marriage at the moment.
TURK: You two have never been a couple. You have sex like twice a year and then are friends for the other 355 days and 23 hours 30 minutes.
J.D.: I just want to be her friend again.
TURK: Well maybe you to sharing this Co Chief of Residency thing will bring you to together again.
J.D.: It was at that moment I knew what I had to do. Thanks buddy.
J.D. Jumps from them couch and runs out the flat. Turk whistles. Carla comes running in.
TURK: Baby am hungry.
Carla runs into the kitchen.
TURK: I love this marriage stuff.
We follow Elliot as she walks into the hospital.
JANITOR: Hello blonde doctor.
ELLIOT: Hi Janitor.
DR. KELSO: Ah Dr. Reed. How are you today?
ELLIOT: I feel like am falling down a cliff at 100mph waiting for the bottom to come but it doesn't so am just left falling and falling and falling.
DR. KELSO: Excellent. Let me so you to your office.
Elliot half heartedly followed Dr. Kelso to a room.
DR. KELSO: Congratulations you have your own office.
ELLIOT: My own office?
Dr. Kelso walks off. Ted walks up.
TED: Wow your own office. My office sucks. All it has is a desk and a keyboard.
ELLIOT: I see.
DR. KELSO: Get your ass over here Ted.
Elliot opens the door to find J.D. sitting on her chair.
J.D. Hey.
ELLIOT: What the hell are you doing here.
J.D.: I prefer my greeting.
ELLIOT: Why is this my office?
J.D.: Because its just job.
ELLIOT: What?
J.D.: I quit my post you are the 100percent chief resident.
ELLIOT: Is this just to get me to give you?
J.D.: No. Its to show you that I'm not always a jerk, scum or a Frick face I'm J.D. your friend a person who admires you a person who looks to you for help and vice versa. This is to remind you of the person I used to be and still am if you still want me to be.
Elliot looks to the floor almost ashamed of herself.
J.D.: Congratulations on your new job.
He gets up and leaves the office.
Elliot stops him.
ELLIOT: J.D.
He turns around.
ELLIOT: Thanks.
She smiles at him he smiles back.
J.D. Its great when things end up just the way you wanted weather it be a friend showing another friend exactly what they mean to them.
J.D. walks past Dr. Cox.
J.D.: Find something else to keep yourself amused.
Dr. Cox looks at him with a wicked 'son-of-a-bitch' smile on his face.
J.D.: Showing your evil scary boss just what your made of.
We go to Turk who is still on the couch this time eating a sandwich. He whistles again.
Carla comes in with a pissed off look on her face.
TURK: I love you baby.
Carla walks over to him and gives him a kiss.
J.D. Or weather it just be a husband not taking his wife for granted. Yep life is good.
J.D. turns around to see Elliot laughing and joking with a cute patient.
J.D. I hate that jerk. What sort of patient flirts with his doctor. What a scumbag. Oh you have got to be kidding me J.D. I really am a Frick face.