… Splinter got his money at an ATM
A/n: I thought of this together with a friend. Thank you Natuurix! Here's the first one. We kept wondering where Splinter and the turtles get all the money to buy so many pizza's. Have fun reading!
Splinter's P.O.V.
Looking at the safe I soon realized that we were almost out of money. With the lifestyle of my sons and I have I would say we have enough for two, maybe three days. I probably should get some from my secret bank account. While I'm walking through the dojo into our living room I realize I should check on my sons first. They've come back from patrol a few hours ago and went to bed, but I know some of them have 'unique' sleeping habits.
Entering the hall with my sons' rooms, I decide to check on my youngest one first. His room was at the begin of the hall so I was at his door rather quick. When I opened it, I was rather confused at first: instead of in his bed, my youngest son was sleeping on the floor next to it in a position that did not look comfortable. Also, Michelangelo seemed like he was suffering from a nightmare, as he was mumbling in his sleep of how "Pizzaface" got us all. I decided to grab a blanket and his favorite teddy bear and placed those items on or near him. I saw Michelangelo's expression turn as if his nightmare subsided for a nicer dream. He was mumbling about how he defeated this so called "Pizzaface". I chose to leave him there as to not wake him up and move on to the next bedroom. This one belonged to my temperamental son, Raphael. Although he does not appreciate anyone entering his room, I opened the door to check on him. I was greeted by loud snoring and I had to keep myself from covering my ears with my hands. The scene that I saw then was quite adorable. On his bed was my second oldest son sleeping and on his plastron was his pet turtle Spike. I wished I could let them sleep like that, but I was afraid that if Raphael would turn in his sleep, he would crush Spike. I picked up the little turtle and placed him in his terrarium with a leaf of lettuce. Then I went on and left his room. At the other side of the hall I encountered the door to the room of my eldest son. I knew I had to be very quiet and use ninja stealth as not to wake Leonardo, since he was a very light sleeper. I opened the door without making a sound and peeked inside the room. On his bed Leonardo had a peaceful slumber. I was about to close the door and move on, when I heard his voice: "Is anything wrong, sensei?" I opened the door some more and answered my son: "No Leonardo. Everything is fine. I'm just checking on you." Leonardo nodded in understanding. "You can skip Donnie's room. I think he's still in his lab" he said. I nodded and closed the door. While I was heading for the favorite room of my second youngest son, I heard mumbling in Michelangelo's room. I looked through the door which was still a bit open to see him chewing on his teddy bear and mumbling about pizza. Finally reaching the laboratory, Donatello was leaning backwards, having fallen asleep with a book on his face. I picked up the book to put it away and while I was doing that my son shifted and fell asleep on his desk. I picked up a blanket from the makeshift infirmary and dropped it over his shoulders. He mumbled: "Thank you, April" and then I saw the screensaver of his computer: it was a picture of our human friend April O'Neil. I shook my head at this. Oh Donatello, your love for this girl cannot happen. It is sadly not possible. I let him rest and thought this would be a good time to leave. I snuck out of the lair and stuck to the shadows like a true ninja. I knew the route through the sewers by heart and it didn't take long to reach the right manhole cover. I climbed the ladder and peaked outside to see if there were any humans out on the street. When I deemed the coast to be clear, I climbed out and headed for the ATM. I put the credit card inside and typed the code. When I was done, I noticed something I should have seen a lot sooner.
Someone's P.O.V.
This job is boring. Just watch security cameras and make sure there are no thieves robbing the ATM's. At least I'm not alone: Rob is here to accompany me. "Hey Jim." "Hmm?" "I'm gonna get some more coffee. Want some?" "Yeah sure, let me finish first" I said and I took a sip from my mug. I look at the video footage and suddenly I see something odd: a human sized rat using an ATM. I look at the mug in my hand and put it down. "Rob?" "Yeah?" "I think I'll better pass coffee this time."
A/n: What did you guys think? I tried to put some family fluff in it as well as some humor. I know Spike turned into Slash, but I thought it would be cute to put him in the story as well. There is also another reference which probably didn't go unnoticed by most of you. If you have any suggestions for a one-shot of this kind, let me know in the reviews.