A/N: Hey. This is my Shrek story. I think Shrek is sweet, but actually kind of smelly. Oh well, he's awesome all the same! If you have the time, I would really appreciate a review or two! I would like to note that this story starts just after Shrek and Princess Fiona got her father's blessings and they're on their way home.
Shrek, Princess Fiona, Donkey and Puss in Boots' Life
Chapter 1
'Are we there yet?' cried Donkey for the millionth time.
'No! We only left one minutes ago!' exclaimed Shrek.
Donkey burst out laughing.
'What is so funny, meenio?' asked Puss in Boots as he looked up from where he had been polishing his boots.
'Shrek, you – you said that – that we left only – only a minute ago! You're - you're killing me!' snorted Donkey before he collapsed in another fit of giggles.
'Are we that lucky?' asked Shrek in surprise.
Donkey stopped laughing. 'Shrek. You are so mean. Why do I let you hang out with me all the time? Hmm?' demanded Donkey.
'I don't know, Donkey. You tell me,' said Shrek calmly.
'I don't know either. As a matter of fact, I'm not letting you hang out with me. Shrek get out. Now. Get out, Shrek!' yelled Donkey.
'Donkey,' growled Shrek slowly. 'It seems to me that you are always the one to not leave me alone.'
'Is that so? Well mister big, green and...and big guy, I think you and I need to have a little talk!' exclaimed Donkey. He was talking so fast it was hard to understand him.
'Donkey. You've only wasted five minutes. Try talking a little slower,' advised Princess Fiona.
'I protest!' cried Puss in Boots as he slammed his boot on the leather seat. 'Why can't Donkey just shut up?'
'No!' exclaimed Donkey. 'I like to talk.'
'We can see that. Now be quiet,' ordered Shrek.
'Fine, but you're still not allowed to hang out with me any more,' smiled Donkey.
'Ok. Just shut your mouth, please!' growled Shrek.
All was silent, until, 'Are we there yet?'
A/N: This may sound like the Shrek movie, but trust me, it gets way different! The 'are we there yet?' thing might seem corny to you, but I still get a kick out of it. Please send a review. I wont add on unless I know that someone's reading it. Check out my other stories. Not all of my stories are humor, but they're good in my eye!