DARIA KOMBAT
All of a sudden Daria found herself in an extremely hot, extremely lava filled volcanic chamber, yet somehow she wasn't being burnt to a crisp.
"What the hell?!" she exclaimed.
Then a curtain of steam faded in front of her eyes and Daria discovered that she was not alone.
Standing in an elaborate fighting pose, bouncing back and forth on the balls of his feet, was a man wearing a yellow ninja costume, the lower half of his face hidden behind a mask.
"Hello, who are you?" Daria asked him.
The man said nothing, but his strange white eyes seemed to begin to glow in the light of the lava.
Daria shivered despite the bone searing heat (which STILL was defying the laws of physics by not killing either one of them) and she yelled, "Hey! What's going on?!"
Then to answer her question a big booming voice sounded through the chamber, "SCORIPION VR. DARIA... ROUND ONE FIGHT!"
"Get over here!"
Daria didn't have time to formulate a response, since a huge-ass spear on a freaking chain erupted from Scorpion's arm and shot across the chamber and sank itself deep into her chest.
This took less than half a second.
"AAAAAHHHHH!"
Daria then felt herself being yanked forward at high velocity, and she had just enough time to see Scorpion's fist flying towards her as she came within range...
There was pain, agony, and even more pain as Scorpion landed punch after punch, kick after kick, and then with a swift uppercut to her jaw Daria was vaguely aware that she was flying upward towards the ceiling...
Then as she slipped into oblivion she heard that voice call out, "SCORPION WINS!"
"..."
Daria found herself in the same position that she had been at the beginning, her injuries completely gone and healthy as a horse.
"Huh?!"
Scorpion was still in front of her, doing the bouncing thing that he had before, and was as quiet as ever.
"Why are you people doing this?!" Daria demanded.
Scorpion did not answer, however the booming voice from before sounded through the chamber.
"ROUND TWO... FIGHT!"
Daria had enough sense in her to duck and barely managed to avoid the flying chain.
However as she rose and began to run for it Daria discovered something about her non-conformist boots that was a downer in a situation like this.
They were heavy as fuck and wouldn't let you run very fast.
Scorpion however wasn't encumbered by such clunky things.
As he proved by catching up to Daria with a spinning jump and landed a brutal high kick directly to her head as he landed.
Daria couldn't scream since blood and teeth came flying out of her mouth as she hit the ground harder than a dropped brick.
Another wave of pain and agony struck her as Scorpion's fists seemed to glow with the fires of hell as he punched her, over and over again.
The smell of cooking pork reached Daria's dimming senses, confirming that yes indeed Scorpion really did have fiery fists of death.
Then just as things began to dim again the voice yelled out, "FINISH HER!"
Scorpion yanked her to her feet, through her damaged glasses Daria saw him lift up that mask, and the skin that was visible vanish with the mask to reveal that he didn't have a face at all.
Instead she was looking at the stark-white bones of a skull.
One last gasp of logic demanded that she refute this impossibility.
Then his jaw unhinged and an erupting fireball burnt it all away...
As his worthless opponent burned into ashes and a crispy skeleton in a matter of seconds, Scorpion felt her soul attempt to ascent to the heavens.
However the magic of the tournament would not be denied, her soul was seized and it's power made into part of his own.
"SCORPION WINS! FATALITY!"
A happy chirpy voice then added, "Toasty!"