So, not really knowing where this story is going. All I know is that it will be slash and will be Snape/Harry and that I don't own Harry Potter. Yep, that's about it.
Once upon a time in a not so far away land there lived a boy named Harry. This boy was an orphan and was being stalked by a crazy man. Anywho, Harry lived with his aunt and uncle in number four privet drive. He lived a peaceful life there, being bossed around by everyone, having to do all the chores, being locked in a closet and stalked.
Every now and then Harry dreamed of a new life. One without all the chores, one without all the pain, one without a crazy stalker man. But alas everyday was the same.
That is until the day. Oh yes, the day. The day in which a fairy godmother - er . . .father came out of the Dursley's fireplace. Harry Potter was in shock and it clearly showed as his hair quickly turned from a nice shade of brownish-black to pure white.
Sirius, Harry's fairy Godfather, had to tell Harry a great and many things. Things that could change the life of the young boy forever. Things that no mother would want their children to here about. Things that no father's want their kids repeating in front of their mothers. Things so dangerous, so insane that not many men would do it. Or actually, a lot of men would do it besides the consequences, but that's just because they're stupid.
The task that Harry had to take on was to go inside the castle of the very man who stalks him and take on a job. That's right, join Lord Voldemort and become a death eater's whore.
Of course Harry, being the idiot that he is, decided to accept this task and take on the many death eaters. Unbenowned to Harry of the horrors that awaited him, he began to pack. He did not know why his Fairy god father had to come and tell him this. He thought that they were only supposed to come and grant him a wish. Later he decided that the fairy godmother must do that. He must find out.
Once Harry was all packed and ready to seek out Voldie's castle he told his family that he was going. To Harry's relief they took this lightly. Harry did not want to leave the family asking questions and crying about his departure. Luckily for him not a single tear was shed from the Dursley family.
So, Harry set off on his grand adventure and found himself face to face with the very man he was looking for. It was a good thing that Voldy was stalking him or he could have become terribly lost. And of course, being the man that he was he couldn't stop to ask for directions.
After explaining to the evil dark lord his plains Harry was taken to the lords castle and given a room. It was a dark room, but very cozy as well. As Harry looked around the room he thought it to be abnormally large, of course when your bedroom is a closet and then a tiny room anything else would look huge.
Harry quickly got adjusted to his new living arrangements and went to go find the dark lord to ask him what it was that he was to be doing. Without knowing his way around he decided to take a left when he really should have taken a right. Instead of the dark lord's chambers he ended up in the chambers of one Severus Snape.
I think I made up a word somewhere in there. Hehe. Well, this is supposed to be humor as well as romance. I think it's more on the humor side of things. So, tell me what you thought. I know it was short. Maybe the second chapter will be longer. Review!