Squirrelflight's issue.

Squirrelflight opens the door

Squirrelflight: Ahh, Leafpool! You've finally arrived! Come in, sis.

Leafpool: So, I hear you are having problems with the triplets? I'm here to observe, so we can fix what is wrong with them.

(Jaypaw streaks by in a tutu)

Jaypaw (screaming): I'm a Barbie girl, In a Barbie wooooorld!!!!!!!!!!

Squirreflight: See?

(Jaypaw rams into the wall)

Jaypaw: Wahhhhh! I'm so blind and helpless and everyone treats me differently! Wahhhhh!

Squirrelflight: Oh dear! Are you okay sweetie? Let me get you some ice.

Jaypaw (spitting): Jesus, you piece of foxdung! I can take care of my self! You don't have to be like that just because I'm blind!

(Jaypaw storms up the stairs)

Leafpool: Well we've seen young Jaypaw, what about the others?

Squirrelflight: I think Lionpaw is in the kitchen.

(Leafpool follows Squirrelflight into a tiled room)

Squirrelflight: Lionpaw! Are you in here?

(A muffled voice is heard from under the sink)

Leafpool: What is he doing under there?

Squirrelflight: Don't ask me.

(Leafpool opens the cabinet to find Lionpaw curled up in a tight ball)

Lionpaw: Gahhh! The sunlight! It burns::twitches uncontrollably::

Leafpool: What the?

Squirrelflight: Yea, this happens a lot

(Lionpaw's eyes grow wide and his body shakes onto the tiled floor, foam flopping from his mouth)

Lionpaw: M-musst…. impress heaatheerrpaww-- ::Leaps in the air and starts barking::

Leafpool::watches Lionpaw bark and growl at her feet, his eyes rolled back into his head:: Umm….. I think its time we visited Hollypaw…. ::backs away slowly::

Squirrelflight::looks around nervously:: Uhh, maybe you should see Brambleclaw first.

Leafpool: Okay::turns to see Brambleclaw sitting on the recliner, his belly fat hanging over the sides::

Squirrelflight: He's really let himself go… Sometimes I wish I'd chosen Ashfur.

Leafpool: Ahhhh! The fatness! It burnnnssss!!!

Squirrelflight::smacks Leafpool across the face:: Hey! Don't judge people! It's not nice….

Leafpool: Oh yea! Just like how you didn't judge Hawkfrost!

Squirrelflight: Wait a minute! You said you didn't trust him either! And we were right, he ended up evil. DUHHH!

Leafpool: Yea well…. You suck!

Squirrelflight: Whoa Whoa, back up sister! At least I'm not a little beep. First Crowfeather. And don't think I didn't see you warming up to Thornclaw the other day

Leafpool: Excuse me::thwomps Squirrelflight over the head with a stiff rabbit::

Squirrelflight: Oh no you did-ent::takes out heavy duty chainsaw::

Hollypaw::walks in the room:: Ah, omsc! What are you guys totally doing?

Leafpool::mouth hung in horror:: You let her dye her fur?!?

Squirrelflight: I didn't let her, she did it on her own!

Leafpool: WTF?!?!? She's PINK!! She looks like a watermelon!

Hollypaw: Are you, like, calling me fat?

Leafpool: And why is she talking like that?

Squirrelflight: Don't ask me!

(Jaypaw runs by in a cheerleading costume)

Jaypaw: Gimmie an L!

Hollypaw: L!

Jaypaw: Gimmie an E!

Hollypaw: E!

Jaypaw: Gimmie a Leafpool is actually my mother, Crowfeather is actually my father and StarClan has lied to us all!

Brambleclaw: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!

Squirrelflight: No, honey, I can explain!

Brambleclaw: Oh and I bet now you're gonna tell me that none of these kits are mine and they're actually Stormfur's!

Squirrelflight::looks about anxiously:: Uhhh….. Of course not!

Leafpool: And I'm the beep?

Brambleclaw: That's it Squirrelflight! I'm leaving you::jumps out window::

Hollypaw: Did dad just, like, fly?

Squirrelflight: What just happened? Leafpool, you were supposed to come over here to help with out problems, not make them worse!

Leafpool: pssshhh, you actually think I would help you? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious!

Lionpaw: GAHHH!!!! THE LIGHT! SOMEBODY TAPE UP THE WINDOWS!!! GAHHHHHH ::in and out of the room with his paws over his eyes::

Leafpool: Okay lets see…. Jaypaw is gender-confused and blind, Hollypaw is now pink and really annoying, and Lionpaw seems to be a rabid vampire gopher-fish with an obsession.

Authors Note: I was extremely bored, so I wrote this. I liked writing it though! I hope you enjoyed reading. I'll prolly make some more later if I'm bored enough.