One month later I DON'T OWN ANYTHING SORRY ITS NOT VERY GEORGIA SPEAKISH One month later

You've got to be kidding me right? My gobs wide open. Why me I wondered. Maybe I was a convict in another life or something, anyway back to the story. I was standing there outside my house with my gob still wide open as Masimo the lurve god I had finally secured was telling me Georgia Nicolson that he knows all about dave and our secret snogs.

Is it really true cara?

Nurghhhhhhhhhyeeeeesshslglmh!

Oh my gosh I cant speak, how did he find out? I mean I guess jas knows but would radio jas really blab to someone outside the gang.

Cara?

Oh no he looks so sad what do I tell him. I guess ill just have to be mature and tell him the truth. Hmmm well that's never quite worked for me before so I just legged it.

5 minutes later

Wow I'd have to say this is an all time low as I am currently sitting in a bush hiding from masimo. I can't believe I forgot he was a fast runner. Stupid, stupid georgia.

15 minutes later

Thank you lord sandra, I think he has finally gone.

20 minutes later

I probably should have just run inside and not down the street and into town. Oh well I've got a fiver in my pocket so why waste it.

Walking home

Well at least the day wasn't a complete disaster I now have a berylicious lipgloss.

Hmm I think ill call Ro Ro and we can do some sleuthing. I would call jas but she might be the culprit whereas rosie's too busy with her Viking wedding to be a traitor.

Now walking to rosies

I called her as soon as I got home and she said to come right over as she was designing our Vikings maid's dresses and could use some help.

15 minutes later

Oh dear Jesus the dresses are orange and furry. I have just told rosie I'm pulling out of the wedding and that P.Green is available if needed.

10 minutes later

After being shouted at for threatening to leave the wedding I shoved a jammy dodger in her mouth and she has forgiven me.

Anyway Ro Ro I came over here to tell you that masimo knows about dave

Non

Oui

Non

Oui

Non

YESSSSSS

Well that's too bad I think having two boyfriends was working for you

Dave is not my boyfriend!

She just looked at me

What? I don't even like him

OWWWWIES

Rosie just hit me over the head with a wad of fur.

Well it serves you right you fool! Who do you think your fooling you like them both its soooo obvious

Really

Oui

Non

Oui

Non

Oui

REALLY?

Gee everyone knows about you and dave, its common knowledge I mean there's even a bet when you two will finally get together!

A BET?!

Yep, I bet in a month so if you could hurry things along just a tad cos I've got a lot of money riding on this.

Rosie are you serious? Who knows about it?

Hmm well there's jas, ellen, mabs, jools, sven, rollo, tom, dec, ed, a few more foxwood lads and er umm dame and his friends and maybe about 10 more after that, but that's all I swear.

Whaaaaaaaaat? Since when?

Umm it started when we got back from camp, so about a month ago.

Who told everyone?

How should I know I'm just the bookie. It was originally the ace gang but the lads found out and then everyone just got involved.

Omg does dave know??

Yeah I think so but I guess its just a tad depressing for him but don't worry there's no pressure.

Yeah right now that the whole world knows. Rosie was trying to look innocent but it just doesn't work when you've got some orange fur stuck to your face. I tried to ask who told masimo but she was already busy designing a fury bouquet, so I yelled it instead.

ROSIE, WHO TOLD MASIMO??

And I threw a wad of fur at her. Haha that got her attention. After muttering something about messing up her design she finally replied as sanely as she could that…

People probably told people who told other people who were friends with other people who were overheard by a whelk and they told masimo.

So you think lindsay found out and told masimo??

Yeah pretty much. Anyway on the subject I'm having a animal party on Saturday starts at 7 BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

And then she pushed me out the door and locked it.

10 minutes later

What good friends I have. No, cya georgia, great to see you again georgia, I value our friendship georgia.

5 minutes later

Do you think if I just laid here no one will notice I have made a complete fool of myself and fallen flat on my face?

1 minute later

The answer is no if you were wondering because I think someone is leaning over me and saying something

30 seconds later

Its sounds like 'is she dead' but I can't be sure. Hmm I might as well get up, I know mutti will kill me if I get grass stains on her new mini.

1 minute later

I have finally stumbled to my feet and looked up to see my hovering over me while I might be dying rescuer.

5 seconds later

Omg I nearly fell over again