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If you read Naruto Fanfic: Unsuspected Naruto Fan Fiction, this story might make more sense.

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Father's Day

Naruto

A boy who is with his friend Shikamaru in the fields near Konaha. They were lying in the grass watching the cloud roll on by. Shikamaru was talking about his dad.

"…then my dad grounds me for two weeks! Sometime dads can be a real pain in the neck! Don't yeah agree Naruto?"

Naruto stared endlessly up at the clouds.

"Don't know, never knew my father." Naruto said, his eyes never leaving the clouds.

"Oh right the orphan thing." Shikamaru said feeling ashamed, he then rolled on his side to face Naruto, "So what do you think your dad was like?"

"Well I don't know!" Naruto lose his monotone, "I bet some one cool! Hey what if my father was the 4th! That would be so sweet!"

"That impossible!"

"Oh come on Shikamaru, I have the same last name as him and all the grow-ups say I'm am just like him!"

"But the 4th never married! Unless he did but hide his wife under ground so that the Tabods won't find her."

"Well if he wasn't the fourth, I wish he was a great ninja. I mean like a member of the KNS (Konaha Ninja Squad) great."

Shikamaru chuckled, "I bet your dad was poor. He had no ninja powers or money. I bet he did job that regular ninja didn't want to waste there chakra on like painting houses, sweeping streets, and wiping babies noses."

"NO!!!" Naruto screamed. "My father was a ninja!!! If my father had no ninja powers, that would make me…"

There was a pause

"A mudblood!" chuckled Shikamau.

"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'm gonna find out who my father is, yes I am! I'm going to prove that he wasn't any baby nose wiping loser!"

And Naruto ran for Konaha

Kakashi was standing on the street of Konaha picking his nose.

"Kakashi-chan! Kakashi-chan!" Naruto ran down the street yelling.

Kakashi quickly hid his face and turned Naruto direction.

"Now, now Naruto, how many times have I told ya not to call me Kakashi-chan." Kakashi waved his finger back and forth in front of Naruto face.

"This is the first time." Naruto replied. Pause." Kakashi-sandpaper, did you know who my father is?"

"No Naruto, I'm quite sorry but I never know him. But I do know he was not the 4th."

"But Kakashi-sandpaper, do you know anyone who could tell me who he was,"

Kakashi then slapped Naruto, "My gum drops boy! Never ask anyone about your father, they are just gonna lie to you. Because they will just say what they heard from the KNS, and everyone knows the KNS always lie."

"Why is that, Kakashi-sandpaper?"

"I don't know, they just like lying. I was almost going to join the KNS but decided not to cuz they were all a bunch of Liars. On the other hand, I am a Truthfuler, I always tell the truth."

"Yeah right Kakashi-sandpaper, like that's ever true! The KNS are the most trusted ninjas in Konaha! Plus you lie to me all the time!"

"Oh yeah!" said Kakashi.

"Yeah, like the times you are always late. You always say some dumb excuse that even Sasuke can see is a lie!"

"Sasuke maybe dumb but he is catching up."

"Ah-ha! There's another lie, Sasuke isn't catching up, he's cheating with his stupid eyes!" Naruto was now yelling on the top of his lungs.

"Naruto, Naruto. Calm down. If you really want to know about your father that bad, I'll tell you what I know."

Naruto's face lit up like a light bulb.

"One day in the Konaha headquarter, a man with ginger hair, weird eyes, several bridge piercing, and spiky hair came in and started asking here and there about his lost son. We asked him to describe his son but all he said was that the boy had spiky blonde hair."

"Was he a ninja?"

"Nope, he was some poor guy, you know the one's that wipe babie's noses."

"But Kakashi-sandpaper, the man you described looked a lot like the Akatsuki Leader."

Kakashi grab Naruto shoulders, "Where did you see the Akatsuki Leader? No one has ever seen his face, not even the member in the Akatsuki!"

"I saw him in Konaha, you saw him too. (See Naruto Fanfic: Tan Whole Dollars.) He was fusing about his long lost son that the 4th took from him."

Then every thing made sense to Kakashi. The Akatsuki weren't after the nine tailed fox; they were after Naruto himself! And they were going to do anything to Konaha to get Naruto.

"Naruto"

"Yes, Kakashi-sandpaper."

"We need to go to a place with a lot of liars!"

"The White House!"

"No Naruto, much worse, Konaha Headquarters."

(to be continued if I feel like it)