Title: Little Harry Potter
Disclaimer: I don't own ANY part of the Harry Potter franchise OR ANY part of the Veggietales franchise. Also, I can't get the computer to format it correctly, at least in the preview section. It keeps deleting the spaces between verses.
Summary: This is a song parody based on the song "Billy Joe McGuffrey" from "Jonah: A Veggietales Movie.
Author's Note: I really like the first two verses. However, I feel the remaining verses are mean. I don't know, just read it. If you feel like you could do a better job, go ahead... :) Please RR! Thanx in advance!
Now little Harry Potter
Was a really lucky kid.
On the first day of first year
I'll tell you what he did.
He tripped over a little broom
Flew up in the air….
Landed on a remembrall
And Wood was really glad.
He became seeker in the first year,
Seeker in the first year,
Seeker in the first year,
You could buy the school with all the snitches that he caught.
Now, little Harry Potter
Was a really lucky kid.
On the second day of second year
I'll tell you what he did.
He got into a flying car
And flew up in the sky…
Landed on a Whomping Willow
Who made the old car cry.
He became seeker in the second year,
Seeker in the second year,
Seeker in the second year,
You could buy the school with all the snitches that he caught.
Now, little Harry Potter
Was a really lucky kid.
On the third day of third year
I'll tell you what he did.
He fell off of his little broom
Crashed into the ground…
Landed on dementors
And heard his mommy scream.
He was seeker in the third year,
Seeker in the third year,
Seeker in the third year,
You could buy the school with all the snitches that he caught.
Now, little Harry Potter
Was a really lucky kid.
On the fourth day of fourth year
I'll tell you what he did.
He went out on a dragon hunt
And slipped into its nest…
He landed on a golden egg
And, yes, you know the rest.
He wasn't seeker in the fourth year,
Wasn't seeker in the fourth year,
Wasn't seeker in the fourth year,
You could buy the school with all the trouble that it brought.
Now little Harry Potter
was a really lucky kid.
on the fifth day of fifth year
I'll tell you what he did.
He went out of his house
Looking for the sound…
Felt a little sad
And got Dud's vomit on his clothes.
He wasn't happy in the fifth year,
Wasn't happy in the fifth year,
Wasn't happy in the fifth year,
You could buy the school with all the trouble that it brought.
Now little Harry Potter
Was a really lucky kid
On the sixth day of sixth year
I'll tell you what he did.
Uh…well…I don't know what he did.
But we'll find out in July!