AN: I don't own Spidey or anyone else (I own what I own, ok? Good...), bite
me, etc. If I did do you think I'd be writing this? If you said yes, then
you're stupid. *Points a finger at a rapidly growing horde of demon cow-
things* ATTACK MY COWS, DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE DUMASSES! Well, now that
that's done, let's get started.
1 Prologue
I'm just your average seventh grader, decent grades, a few friends, and lots of enemies. "Hey, dumass!" "What?!" "We don't like you calling us assholes... I think we're gonna have to beat you up..." Oh, crap, crap, crap, I am soooo screwed. Maybe I should pretend I've got friends coming... "Oooh, I'm scared, well why don't we just wait for my college buddies to show up and see what you tried to do to me, huh?" "Don't try it, we know you don't have any friends." Damn! "I bet it takes all of you just to hit me." "We'll see about that, right John?" "Right!" John and some other kid I didn't know advanced on me.
Well, this is when I got pissed off. These guys were always following me and making fun of me, and I just called them assholes, etc, you get it. It just wasn't fair... I was wishing I had some method of kicking their asses, but nope, no go. "Why don't you guys just go back to your boy friends." "Don't you mean yours?" Ok, now this was getting dumb. "Just shut UP!" Right at that moment, something exploded from my hand, long and blue it froze about three feet in front of me and expanded until it surrounded everything but me. I just stood there, dumbfounded. I looked around, then behind, everything was frozen, even a piece of litter hovering in middair. I walked up to John and kicked him in the leg, nothing happened. "Sweet!" And that's how it all started...
1.1 End Prologue
It is now four days after the prologue... time is still frozen, I have survived by stealing food from Burger King. Im getting pissed again, I need someone to talk to... As I yell out in anger, a red glow embodies me spreads out. Suddenly, something hits me like a ton of cement, I fall down in pain wondering What the hell? I then pass out.
I wake up in a back alley, not one that I recognize at all. I hear noises from outside the alley and think Yes! Finally, it's back to normal! As I get up, I realize somethings wrong... a shadow passes by the ground and moves up the building, and it's... a man's! What the hell! As I'm wondering what the hell it was, it flies by again, but this time something lands behind me, almost unnoticeably. I turn around... and freeze. "No. Way." What the hell is going on here!?
1 Prologue
I'm just your average seventh grader, decent grades, a few friends, and lots of enemies. "Hey, dumass!" "What?!" "We don't like you calling us assholes... I think we're gonna have to beat you up..." Oh, crap, crap, crap, I am soooo screwed. Maybe I should pretend I've got friends coming... "Oooh, I'm scared, well why don't we just wait for my college buddies to show up and see what you tried to do to me, huh?" "Don't try it, we know you don't have any friends." Damn! "I bet it takes all of you just to hit me." "We'll see about that, right John?" "Right!" John and some other kid I didn't know advanced on me.
Well, this is when I got pissed off. These guys were always following me and making fun of me, and I just called them assholes, etc, you get it. It just wasn't fair... I was wishing I had some method of kicking their asses, but nope, no go. "Why don't you guys just go back to your boy friends." "Don't you mean yours?" Ok, now this was getting dumb. "Just shut UP!" Right at that moment, something exploded from my hand, long and blue it froze about three feet in front of me and expanded until it surrounded everything but me. I just stood there, dumbfounded. I looked around, then behind, everything was frozen, even a piece of litter hovering in middair. I walked up to John and kicked him in the leg, nothing happened. "Sweet!" And that's how it all started...
1.1 End Prologue
It is now four days after the prologue... time is still frozen, I have survived by stealing food from Burger King. Im getting pissed again, I need someone to talk to... As I yell out in anger, a red glow embodies me spreads out. Suddenly, something hits me like a ton of cement, I fall down in pain wondering What the hell? I then pass out.
I wake up in a back alley, not one that I recognize at all. I hear noises from outside the alley and think Yes! Finally, it's back to normal! As I get up, I realize somethings wrong... a shadow passes by the ground and moves up the building, and it's... a man's! What the hell! As I'm wondering what the hell it was, it flies by again, but this time something lands behind me, almost unnoticeably. I turn around... and freeze. "No. Way." What the hell is going on here!?