jordanhoward-awesome: this story is basically the avengers idea i had before i saw the mid credits clip, enjoy this story because it's rather hard for me to capture everyone's personality; i wonder how the hell joss whedon did it .
They say the war will end long after my generation has died; they say I will not live to see the peace my people deserve. That's why I have traveled this far, farther than anyone of my people have ever accomplished. If I can reach the beings known to us as humans I can warn them of their impending doom; for if the human race dies out, my people die out.
It's not mere luck that the impact of my crash has no effect on my body, but every effect on the ground beneath me. It seems my rather conspicuous landing not yet attracted attention of any earth dwellers. I travel along this seemingly barren wasteland until I happen upon a facility; somehow my footing goes from organic to inorganic hardened material. I happen upon an earth dwelling, or perhaps a device used for conveyance? I peek inside the interior of this vehicle in my hopes for my first interaction with humans.
"Oh, shit. Oh, god, don't even stop." It appears to be a female speaking. Riding atop a male, perhaps I interrupted them in mid-coitus; on my planet such relations are considered a special moment for two individuals not meant to be taken lightly.
"Oh, Derrick, slow down, I'm going to cu…." What has happened? I think she sees me through this portal made of reflective material. She screams with such intensity.
"Derrick, there's some dude outside. He's watching us." The male gathers himself out of the female. He releases himself from the vehicle; it appears he wants to engage in combat.
"Hey! Are you fucking serious, dipshit?" I don't speak earth dialect; maybe if I can repeat the last word of his statement I can communicate with him on some level.
"Dipshit?" My comment enrages him. He strikes me with such force it, stings the left side of my face. The only emotion I feel is rage, I had hoped the surgery I went through to appear human would be deemed useful. My cannon will make quick work of him; one human must be spared to save the entire planet.
The female screams, I run back to the organic section of earth I came from. I run until I happen upon a hill I climb until I reach more hardened surfaces this section feature multiple vehicles in motion. I am struck by one of these vehicles, another one rolls atop me I lift it with great ease and tip it over.
The next second a flying vehicle has casted it's light upon me, and fixed the sights of a weapon upon me.
"Freeze, you are under strict arrest by the Strategic. Homeland. Intervention. Enforcement and Logistics Division." Several other flying vehicles and at one point a flying man appear.
My cannon fires its multiple colored rays at the surrounding vehicles. One of them crashes at my feet beneath me. As I approach to finish it off, a female with red hair appears out of its hull, she fires multiple rounds of ammunition from a device.
I fix my sights at the crimson haired female; she closes her eyes ready to embrace death. Then out of nowhere a brightly dressed gentlemen appears in front of this darkly dressed female he deflects my weapon with such ease I toss his shield away and prepare a final strike out of nowhere another one of these individuals appear and strikes me with a blow that is far from my shielding away.
"Cosmic one, do you yield in your attempts to bring harm to my friends?" this one of shiny metal glowing armor wilding a hammer of immense power. I have no choice but yield.
They all surround me with weapons fixed on me. The female, the blue dressed man and glowing barbarian approach me. I have initially failed in my mission. If I do not continue with my mission, earth will be destroyed. I must find the one they call Tony Stark.
jordanhoward-awesome: who is this new entity, what does shield plan to do with him, and why does the fate of earth rely on Tony Stark? tune in next week same Avengers time same Avengers place.