Lordo got sent to the future where bad things were happen and then Lordo was walking in a empty town one day and then some Urgals came and then Lordo tries to kill them and then the beastliest Urgal of them all said"Stop or Ill beastly rip off your hind legs and rape you also I am not kidding too" and then Lordo killed them all and then one was still alive. The alive Urgal ripped off Lordos hind legs so he was just a human and then he raped him and then he fought back and then he picked up a spear and then he jammed it through his head and then he died and then he stands up.
Some more Urgals saw Lordo killing and then the Urgals horserided to him and then Lordo knows they are going to kill him but then a grenade came out of nowhere and blew up the Urgals and then Master Chief came out of the woods with an assalt rifle. Lordo and Master Chief go into an empty building where all the villagepeople was hide from the Urgals. Lordo and Master Chief said"Hello" and saw everyone was coveted in blood and heard lots of screams from underground. Lordo picked up a guy who was missing a leg and said"Why are the Urgals doing to you guys also what is going on underground" and then guy who is missing leg said"There were too many of them they broke open the doors and raped us and then they are torturing us undeground"
Master Chief shot a hole in the ground and jumped down and then Lordo jumped down to. A guy was changed to a wall and a Urgal was whipping him and asking him question. "Where are the mayor" "I dont know please stop beat me GAH THE PAINS!!!!!!" Lordo was horror at sight of it all. Master Chief throw a grenade and killed the Urgal who was whipping guy. Master Chief shot the rope that was hanging the guy who was been tortured and he was fall down.
Master Chief looked in the guys pocket for a thing and then he got the thing and pressed the button on it and then all the halos in outer space blew up and then Master Chief was done with his job and teleported out but more Urgals came! Gandalf killed them and then Lordo rescued the other prisoners and they gotted together to kill off all the Urgals but then when they fought Lordo got stabed and cut he was almost close to being dead. Lordo said"I hope I not getting strucked by lighting" and then a pig flew over a frozen glacier in hell and Lordo got a struck by lighting and fell over dead and went to hell. Then all the Urgals he kill start beating him and then the flying pig saved him and and then he carryed him back to surface of Earth and then he killed the last of the Urgals and then all the villagepeople but not the dead ones were save from badly.