Ron Becomes a Man...FINALLY!
Ron: Look Harry! I am a man.
Harry: Oh! So you finally knocked up Hermione, did you?
Hermione: I should say not!
Harry: It wasn't Hermione?! Then who?
Ron: It's not THAT...you'll have to keep guessing...
Harry: It was Lavender, wasn't it? I kn-
Ron: No! It wasn't-
Harry: Parvati?
Ron: Uh...no...
Harry: Come on, it was Parvati wasn't it? I knew it! You banged her! You banged her bad!
Hermione: Boys are such pigs!
(A/N: Ain't it the truth!)
Ron: NO IT WASN'T!
2 Hours Later
Harry: (rubbing forehead) Okay, we've gone through every girl in sch- OH MY GOD! It was Ginny! You sick bastard!
Hermione: See...she was a whore! I told you...I knew!
Ron: It wasn't a girl!
(Hermione and Harry stare disgustedly at Ron)
Hermione: It was Seamus, wasn't it?
Ron: No...
Harry: (licks lips) Well, Seamus IS pretty hot! Are you sure you didn't bang him, Man?
Ron: (thinking aloud) I'm pretty sure I didn't...Unless...Wait!
Hermione: Oh come on! We all know you did the nasty with Seamus, just admit it!
Ron: I didn't!
Harry: Since he denies it so much I think he did do it!
Ron: No! I really didn't!
Hermione: Denial, denial...
Ron: Well if I actually do say that I did, which I did not, will it make me seem like I didn't?
Hermione:(tries to comprehend what Ron just said)
Harry: Oh, so you admit it!
Hermione: (sparks fly out of her head as her brain has overloaded) Sizzle. Sizzle.
Ron: BUT I DIDN'T!
Harry: Well, let's just say you (hand quotes) "didn't". What did you do then?
Ron: (mischievous grin) You really want to know?
Harry: (speaking for Hermione and himself) YES RON, WE REALLY WANT TO KNOW!
Ron: WELL.................................I grew sideburns!
A/N: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bet you weren't expecting that! And by the way, we'd like to say that Ginny is really a little whore.... that bitch. Please R&R, even if it is a flame.... INSECURE BASTARDS!.... no really... we love them, we flame a lot. Yay! But good reviews are nice too..... ALL FLAMES WILL BE USED TO BURN GINNY AT THE STAKE!!!
Ron: Look Harry! I am a man.
Harry: Oh! So you finally knocked up Hermione, did you?
Hermione: I should say not!
Harry: It wasn't Hermione?! Then who?
Ron: It's not THAT...you'll have to keep guessing...
Harry: It was Lavender, wasn't it? I kn-
Ron: No! It wasn't-
Harry: Parvati?
Ron: Uh...no...
Harry: Come on, it was Parvati wasn't it? I knew it! You banged her! You banged her bad!
Hermione: Boys are such pigs!
(A/N: Ain't it the truth!)
Ron: NO IT WASN'T!
2 Hours Later
Harry: (rubbing forehead) Okay, we've gone through every girl in sch- OH MY GOD! It was Ginny! You sick bastard!
Hermione: See...she was a whore! I told you...I knew!
Ron: It wasn't a girl!
(Hermione and Harry stare disgustedly at Ron)
Hermione: It was Seamus, wasn't it?
Ron: No...
Harry: (licks lips) Well, Seamus IS pretty hot! Are you sure you didn't bang him, Man?
Ron: (thinking aloud) I'm pretty sure I didn't...Unless...Wait!
Hermione: Oh come on! We all know you did the nasty with Seamus, just admit it!
Ron: I didn't!
Harry: Since he denies it so much I think he did do it!
Ron: No! I really didn't!
Hermione: Denial, denial...
Ron: Well if I actually do say that I did, which I did not, will it make me seem like I didn't?
Hermione:(tries to comprehend what Ron just said)
Harry: Oh, so you admit it!
Hermione: (sparks fly out of her head as her brain has overloaded) Sizzle. Sizzle.
Ron: BUT I DIDN'T!
Harry: Well, let's just say you (hand quotes) "didn't". What did you do then?
Ron: (mischievous grin) You really want to know?
Harry: (speaking for Hermione and himself) YES RON, WE REALLY WANT TO KNOW!
Ron: WELL.................................I grew sideburns!
A/N: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bet you weren't expecting that! And by the way, we'd like to say that Ginny is really a little whore.... that bitch. Please R&R, even if it is a flame.... INSECURE BASTARDS!.... no really... we love them, we flame a lot. Yay! But good reviews are nice too..... ALL FLAMES WILL BE USED TO BURN GINNY AT THE STAKE!!!