Mmmtwig New Lyrics by: The Almighty Oracle aka Guadalupe del Oceano Rating: PG Genre: Musical (Sung to the Hanson Tune: Mmmbop)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Twig.... man There are just so few twig-like people in this life Only one or two like you Through all anorexic strife Then you turn to the side and see it's true Twig Man and you see it's true Yeah Oh so give up the girl who really doesn't care In the end all your ribs will show through there When you get old and gray starts in your hair Can you tell me who is the twig? Can you tell me who is the twig? Oh, oh You twig

Chorus: Mmmtwig, ba duba dop Ba du twig Ba duba dop Ba du twig ba duba dop Ba du Yeah Twig Mmmtwig ba duba dop Ba du Ba du twig Ba du dop Ba du twig Ba du dop Ba du

See a seed, see a stick, become the twig trys too hard not to be a pig Look around you just to see what's big No one really gives a fig No one really gives a fig

(repeat chorus)

Oh Tulio You twig Oh Tulio, Chel left you Oh Tulio You twig Oh Tulio, Chel left you You're just nipples and balls But you don't care

(repeat chorus)

Can you tell me? Yes you can 'cause your the twig Can you tell me? Yes you can 'cause your the twig Can you tell me who is the twig-like man? Yes you can 'cause your the twig Can you tell me if anyone really gives a fig you twig? Thinks people do they really don't Can you tell me who is the twig-like man? Yes you can 'cause your the twig Can you tell me? Thinks people do they really don't Thinks people do they really don't Really don't

(repeat chorus)

Can you tell me? Yes you can 'cause your the twig Can you tell me? Thinks people do they really don't Thinks people do they really don't