When Vegeta Screwed up Star Wars.
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Misty: before I begin, I do not own DBZ, Yu-Gi-Oh, or Star Wars.this is
what happens when I am bored in algebra.
Vegeta: Obi-wan Kenobi Goku: Darth Sidious Goten: Anakin Skywalker Kaiba: Qui-Gon Jinn Yami Bakura: Darth Maul Mai: Queen Amidala/Padme Joey: Jar-Jar binks
Got it? Good, then lets.oh no, not again.
Vegeta: THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY AM I GONNA DO OBI-DOBI KENOBODI!
Misty: it's Obi-wan Kenobi
Vegeta: whatever!
Misty: why the hell not? Why won't you play him?
Vegeta: I have to listen to that! (points to Kaiba)
Misty: and?
Vegeta: how come Kakkorot gets the role of Darth Sidious?
Misty: I wanted it that way.now lets start.
Vegeta: (growls) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- While waiting in the conference room on the trade federations ship Vegeta looked out the window mumbling on how he hated his costume, while Kaiba sat at the window.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG!?!" Vegeta shouted as he turned to Kaiba.
"Patience my padawan leaner" Kaiba said before bursting into laughter.
"What's so funny" Vegeta sat next to Kaiba annoyed.
"I get to call the prince of saiyans padawan Leaner" Kaiba said, "or should I call you Puppy dog?" he started laughing again.
A droid comes in with a tray of drinks. Then the room starts to fill with gas Kaiba held his breath so did Vegeta. Kaiba looked around trying to escape, while Vegeta blasted the door open with big bang, blowing up the droids outside the room. Meanwhile the weird creatures were calling Goku, what they saw was Goku eating a sandwich from arby's .
"oh.what do you want?" Goku said putting down his sandwich.
" There are Jedi Knights here Lord Goku, to force a settlement" one said.
"oh.that is a problem.kill them.I guess." Goku said confused, he then hung up.
Queen Mai calls, she was sitting on her throne with a semi-blank face.
"Again you com before us your highness" the uglier one said.
"I've sent representatives to force a settlement.are they there?" Mai said while putting on her lipstick.
"No, your majesty" they both said.
" I'll call later then" Mai hung up.
Meanwhile Vegeta and Kaiba fell from the air ducts, and hid behind the huge boxes.
"It looks like an invasion" Kaiba said.
"and? What are we suppose to do?" Vegeta replied, ticked off.
"We have to warn the Naboo" Kaiba stated "it's the right thing to do"
"who gives a fuck about the Naboo I don't live on that planet! My planet was destroyed!" Vegeta yelled.
" you are my padawan learner! I demand you to listen!' Kaiba yelled back.
"fine.whatever! As long as I get off thing damn thing!" Vegeta said as he snuck aboard a ship, Kaiba following.
Once on planet Naboo Kaiba runs into a strange creature, he looked human, he had blonde hair and brown eyes, he wore a Green shirt with a white on under, and jeans.
"you saved my life man!" the creature said. "now I am your humble servant!"
'that will do then" Kaiba said Vegeta rolled his eyes, as he blew up the droids to pieces. "what's your name?"
"I am Joey Wheeler! Duelist extrodinair!" Joey said proudly.
" Uh. Joey this is Star Wars" Kaiba whispered.
"oh my bad.come to my city! You'll be safe, but we don't like outsiders.so don't expect a warm welcome" Joey said leading them into the forest.
"Aren't we suppose to go to the palace?" Vegeta asked while shooting at the creatures in the forest.
"oh yeah.how?" Kaiba asked.
"I know!" Joey summons the red eyes black dragon and got on it, Kaiba brung out the Blue eyes, all 3 took off, by the time they got there Queen Mai was being taken.
"oh well, I never liked her anyway" Vegeta said to himself.
"VEGETA! GET THE QUEEN AND GET ON THE SHIP!" Kaiba ordered.
Vegeta blew the droids and picked her up, then took off to the ship. Along the way Vegeta was choosing a place to hide, which he thought as a cowardly thing to do.
"where too?" Kaiba asked Vegeta.
"here I guess, I chose randomly." Vegeta sat back glaring a Kaiba. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Misty: what do you think?
Vegeta; it sucked
Misty: please review so I can place chapter 2.
Vegeta: you owe me woman!
Misty: whatever.
Vegeta: Obi-wan Kenobi Goku: Darth Sidious Goten: Anakin Skywalker Kaiba: Qui-Gon Jinn Yami Bakura: Darth Maul Mai: Queen Amidala/Padme Joey: Jar-Jar binks
Got it? Good, then lets.oh no, not again.
Vegeta: THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY AM I GONNA DO OBI-DOBI KENOBODI!
Misty: it's Obi-wan Kenobi
Vegeta: whatever!
Misty: why the hell not? Why won't you play him?
Vegeta: I have to listen to that! (points to Kaiba)
Misty: and?
Vegeta: how come Kakkorot gets the role of Darth Sidious?
Misty: I wanted it that way.now lets start.
Vegeta: (growls) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- While waiting in the conference room on the trade federations ship Vegeta looked out the window mumbling on how he hated his costume, while Kaiba sat at the window.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG!?!" Vegeta shouted as he turned to Kaiba.
"Patience my padawan leaner" Kaiba said before bursting into laughter.
"What's so funny" Vegeta sat next to Kaiba annoyed.
"I get to call the prince of saiyans padawan Leaner" Kaiba said, "or should I call you Puppy dog?" he started laughing again.
A droid comes in with a tray of drinks. Then the room starts to fill with gas Kaiba held his breath so did Vegeta. Kaiba looked around trying to escape, while Vegeta blasted the door open with big bang, blowing up the droids outside the room. Meanwhile the weird creatures were calling Goku, what they saw was Goku eating a sandwich from arby's .
"oh.what do you want?" Goku said putting down his sandwich.
" There are Jedi Knights here Lord Goku, to force a settlement" one said.
"oh.that is a problem.kill them.I guess." Goku said confused, he then hung up.
Queen Mai calls, she was sitting on her throne with a semi-blank face.
"Again you com before us your highness" the uglier one said.
"I've sent representatives to force a settlement.are they there?" Mai said while putting on her lipstick.
"No, your majesty" they both said.
" I'll call later then" Mai hung up.
Meanwhile Vegeta and Kaiba fell from the air ducts, and hid behind the huge boxes.
"It looks like an invasion" Kaiba said.
"and? What are we suppose to do?" Vegeta replied, ticked off.
"We have to warn the Naboo" Kaiba stated "it's the right thing to do"
"who gives a fuck about the Naboo I don't live on that planet! My planet was destroyed!" Vegeta yelled.
" you are my padawan learner! I demand you to listen!' Kaiba yelled back.
"fine.whatever! As long as I get off thing damn thing!" Vegeta said as he snuck aboard a ship, Kaiba following.
Once on planet Naboo Kaiba runs into a strange creature, he looked human, he had blonde hair and brown eyes, he wore a Green shirt with a white on under, and jeans.
"you saved my life man!" the creature said. "now I am your humble servant!"
'that will do then" Kaiba said Vegeta rolled his eyes, as he blew up the droids to pieces. "what's your name?"
"I am Joey Wheeler! Duelist extrodinair!" Joey said proudly.
" Uh. Joey this is Star Wars" Kaiba whispered.
"oh my bad.come to my city! You'll be safe, but we don't like outsiders.so don't expect a warm welcome" Joey said leading them into the forest.
"Aren't we suppose to go to the palace?" Vegeta asked while shooting at the creatures in the forest.
"oh yeah.how?" Kaiba asked.
"I know!" Joey summons the red eyes black dragon and got on it, Kaiba brung out the Blue eyes, all 3 took off, by the time they got there Queen Mai was being taken.
"oh well, I never liked her anyway" Vegeta said to himself.
"VEGETA! GET THE QUEEN AND GET ON THE SHIP!" Kaiba ordered.
Vegeta blew the droids and picked her up, then took off to the ship. Along the way Vegeta was choosing a place to hide, which he thought as a cowardly thing to do.
"where too?" Kaiba asked Vegeta.
"here I guess, I chose randomly." Vegeta sat back glaring a Kaiba. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Misty: what do you think?
Vegeta; it sucked
Misty: please review so I can place chapter 2.
Vegeta: you owe me woman!
Misty: whatever.