Chapter One – Watermelon
salamander created the group "FT squad"
salamander added 'Luce'
salamander added 'Stripper'
salamander added 'Red Demon'
salamander: hey guys!1!1!1! 12:46
Luce: Honestly, I don't know why we haven't had this sooner. 12:46
Stripper: alright you fucker why is my name stripper 12:46
salamander: it's the truth 12:47
Red Demon: Natsu... 12:47
salamander: yeah? 12:47
Red Demon: Why is my name saved as 'Red Demon'? 12:47
salamander: ... gotta go water my fridge, brb 12:47
Stripper: god you can be so dense sometimes smh 12:48
Luce: this is one of the more stupid thing you've done, Natsu, and I've seen you eat pencil sharpening. 12:48
Red Demon: I expect an answer, Natsu. 12:48
Red Demon: Now. 12:48
salamander: wellll 12:49
Red Demon: Three. 12:49
salamander: wait what 12:49
Red Demon: Two. 12:49
salamander: shit shit shit um erza slow down with the counting um 12:49
Red Demon: One. 12:49
salamander: gray did it! 12:49
Stripper: wait wtf dont drag me into this 12:50
Red Demon: Gray... 12:50
Stripper: istg i didnt do it! 12:50
Luce: *sips tea* 12:50
Stripper: luce u gotta help me please 12:50
Luce: Sorry gotta blast! 12:50
Stripper: what 12:51
Luce: Yeah I have to go... buy a cactus, see you tomorrow! 12:51
Stripper: wtf u bitch 12:51
Red Demon: You dare call me a demon, and Lucy a bitch? 12:51
Stripper: wait what no pls dont kill me I didn't mean it help me 12:52
salamander: *shuffles away* 12:52
Stripper: im gonna fucking kill u flame-head 12:52
salamander leaves "FT squad"
Stripper: istg everyone is betraying me 12:52
Stripper: welp 12:52
Stripper: wait Erza is that u knocking at my door 12:52
Stripper: Erza wtf wtf WHY ARE YOU BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE- 12:53
Luce: Back! 12:58
Luce: Guys? 13:04
Stripper added 'salamander'
Stripper: omg guys u dont know what shit ive just found 16:23
Stipper: i have so much shit on natsu now im so happy 16:23
salamander: what 16:23
Luce: Spill. Now. Spill the fucking tea, Gray. 16:23
Stripper: okay im hiding from natsu right now 16:24
salamander: where the fuck are u 16:24
salamander: i need to punch u in the fucking face until u forget whatever u saw 16:24
Stripper: this is payback for yesterday u bitch 16:24
Stripper: my face still stings 16:24
Luce: Gray hurry up and spill already. 16:25
Stripper: alright ive gone through natsus laptop bc i wanted some dirt on him 16:25
Stripper: and his search history is a goldmine 16:25
salamander: gray dont u dare 16:25
Stripper: and natsu is such a kinky little shit 16:26
Stripper: he has a bookmark for porn: Two Guys and a Watermelon 16:26
salamander: for fucks sake 16:26
Luce: What the fuck, Natsu. And keep going, Gray - this is such good blackmail material. 16:26
salamander: luce ur my best friend why arent u helping me 16:26
Luce: Because best friends tell each other everything. And you never told me about this! Disgraceful. 16:26
salamander: oh god pinch me im dreaming 16:26
Stripper: oh yeah, u would like that wouldnt u 16:26
salamander: wtf 16:27
Luce: Oohhh boy is this gonna be good. 16:27
Stripper: so after i found out about the watermelon shit, i went snooping around. 16:27
salamander: shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up 16:27
Stripper: and i opened his drawer. 16:27
Stripper: i found the usual shit - lube, random crap 16:27
Stripper: and then i hit the good stuff 16:27
salamander: *stabs self repeatedly* 16:27
Stripper: this dude is into some SHIT. handcuffs, whips, fucking NIPPLE CLAMPS - this dude likes it all. 16:28
Luce: God, Natsu. I never pegged you for someone who likes that stuff. 16:28
salamander: iM DYING RN 16:28
Red Demon: ... so that's why you always didn't mind me whipping you... 16:28
Stripper: ... 16:28
Luce: ... 16:28
Luce: Let's just forget about that. 16:28
Stripper: agreed. 16:28
salamander: yeah, lets forget about what happened before that, too 16:29
Stripper: no fucking way man, this is pure gold. 16:29
Luce: I'm marking this moment as Watermelon. Just, Watermelon. 16:29
Stripper: OH SHIT 16:29
salamander: there u are u fucker 16:29
Luce: R.I.P Gray 16:29
Hey guys! I'm back in business again! I actually had two other stories about FT, but I deleted them. So, this is technically my first FT fan fiction now...
This story is meant to have a few typos, by the way - I highly doubt (if FT had phones and texted) that all of them will bother with actual apelling and punctuation. Except a few of them. And don't worry, I will add some more FT people to the story!