by baru-chan
The Author would like to state that this song was written under no influence of drugs.
Tra-la-la-la-lally!
See the author's insanity!
Tra-la-la-la-lally!
The author is pushing a trolley!
When minds are idle,
They tend to ramble!
So come, friend, come with me!
Come and share my insanity!
I feel like Tom Bombadillo,
Who is such a nice fellow!
Tom Bombadil is a very genial guy,
Whose boots are as yellow as the teeth of an Uruk-Hai!
Orcs are disgusting things
And so are overcooked chicken wings!
That goblin needs to take a bath
Before it faces an obsessive-compulsive's wrath!
Hobbits are very well-fed!
Men aren't very well-led!
Dwarves pine for their treasury!
Elves are fun and merry!
When minds are idle,
They tend to ramble!
So come, friend, come with me!
Come and share my insanity!
Ron and Hermione are snogging
Behind the sheer wall hanging!
Harry is a complete dork
Who thinks that babies come from storks!
Neville is very clumsy,
Who is always scolded by his granny!
His granny lost all her teeth
Because of his smelly feet!
James is an ass
Who needs to be fed grass!
And Sirius is already dead
So he doesn't need to be fed!
Snape's a bat!
McGonagall's a cat!
Trelawney's an insect!
Flitwick's a cricket!
When minds are idle,
They tend to ramble!
So come, friend, come with me!
Come and share my insanity!
Anakin's a mama's boy
Who thinks every machine is his toy!
Padme likes to pout and preen,
And her favorite color is neon green!
Qui-Gon is an optimist!
Obi-Wan is a pessimist!
Yoda is very old!
Mace is very cold!
Vader has asthma
Because he ate plasma!
He wears a creepy mask
And doesn't drink from a flask!
Luke is a whiner!
Han is a smuggler!
Leia is dying!
Chewie is howling!
When minds are idle,
They tend to ramble!
So come, friend, come with me!
Come and share my insanity!
If you are still sane,
Then that would be quite profane!
For you haven't understood this song properly
Because you still aren't grinning madly!
Tra-la-la-la-lally!
The author lives in an alley!
Tra-la-la-la-lally!
The author is pushing a trolley!
Have you noticed all these exclamation points?!
Pressing the shift and 1 keys are hurting my joints!
So please tell this deranged author what you think
About her song that deserves to be drained in the sink!
Disclaimer: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and Star Wars belong to J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling and George Lucas respectively. No money was made from writing this song and no copyright infringement is intended.