The Chibi Chronicles! (A fanfic by Avezinzi)
Note:: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I just write silly stories for my own pathetic entertainment (and yours too).
Chapter 1- Day 1
Chibi Yugi- (waves at everyone) Hi!
Chibi Tea- (chasing around a Chibi Yami) YOU'RE SO CUTE!
Chibi Yami- HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Chibi Bakura- What's with her?
Chibi Yugi- (sweatdrop) Beats me. I think she likes my Yami....
Chibi Bakura- (shrugs) Weird...
Chibi Kaiba- I am invincible! I shall dominate Duel Monsters! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Chibi Marik- (-.-;;) Wow he's got issues.
Chibi Yami Marik- (sweatdrops) Even I'm scared of that laughing maniac....
Chibi Bakura- I'm hungry.
Chibi Marik- Me too!
Chibi Bakura and Chibi Marik- We want food! WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Chibi Ave- (pops up) I will not have my two favorite characters acting like babies! Stop it right now!
Chibi Bakura- But I *sniff* am hungry *sniff* now...
Chibi Ave- (waving a finger at them) Well, no crying over food. I won't have that. If you guys were hungry, all you had to do was ask me!
Chibi Marik- (almost gets trampled by Chibi Tea) WATCH IT! Ummm.... Excuse me Ave, but do you have any marshmallows?
Chibi Ave- (gives Chibi Marik a hug) Of course I do! Here you go! (Gives him a big bag of marshmallows)
Chibi Yugi- Food! (runs over to Chibi Ave) May I have some too?
Chibi Ave- (-.-) Wow. Well, to say the least, I didn't expect to be feeding an army of Chibi's....(starts dishing out marshmallows to all the Chibi's)
Chibi Kaiba- (still gloating about how he is the best) I RULE! I DOMINATE ALL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-!!!!!! (Chibi Ave quickly shoves a spoon of marshmallow fluff in his mouth to glue his jaws shut)
Chibi Ave- (to a fuming Chibi Kaiba) You don't need to feed your over large ego...Don't get me wrong, I still love you but you have to get your gloating in check!
Chibi Kaiba- MMMMFFFFF! (Waves arms wildly) MMMMMMMFFFFFFFF!!!!
Chibi Marik- Marshmallows...Marshmallows....I love marshmallows...(sees Chibi Ave looking hurt) And I love Chibi Ave....(Chibi Ave is happy again)
Chibi Yami- (Has somehow lost Chibi Tea) hey.. I just realized that Chibi Yami Marik and Chibi Yami Bakura are missing!
Chibi Tea- (has found Chibi Yami again, and is looking at him with heart eyes) They went into the Shadow Realm to duke it out in a battle of souls! *as an afterthought* You can steal my soul....
Chibi Ave- (to audience, who is sweatdropping) Sorry folks, but I felt like making her act like an idiot for Chibi Yami....(audience sits quietly, still sweatdropping) JEEZ! IM SORRY, OK?
Chibi Kaiba- (who has by some means unknown to everyone *even me* released his jaws) HEY! DON'T IGNORE ME! IT'S NOT NICE!
Chibi Ave- (-.-) I'm a hellmistress. I have to deal with them. (Jerks head at Chibi Tea, who's still chasing Chibi Yami) Life's not fair, sorry Kaiba boy.
Chibi Bakura- (tugs on Chibi Ave's sleeve) Ummm excuse me Ms. Author but may I have a lollipop?
Chibi Ave- (^.^) Of course dear! (Gives him a lollipop, which puts a huge grin on his cute little face)
Chibi Yami Marik- Hi! What did we miss? (Sees Chibi Kaiba ranting, Chibi Tea chasing Chibi Yami, Chibi Bakura and Chibi Marik eating marshmallows and lollipops and Chibi Yugi eating cookies and milk) Oh. That's what we missed.
Chibi Yami Bakura- Wow. Chibi Ryu is very strange. Lollipops? I prefer chocolate....
Chibi Yami Marik- Oh...well, (gets thoughtful) If you ask me, I like sweettarts!
Chibi Ave- (facefaults) I'm guessing *twitch twitch* that this means you both want candy, and expect me to give it to you *twitch twitch*.
Chibi Yami Marik and Chibi Yami Bakura- Yups! (start dancing around Chibi Ave) chocolate and sweettarts! chocolate and sweettarts! chocolate and sweettarts!
Chibi Ave- (-.-) If you get past the small fact that the little song is VERY ANNOYING, this whole thing would be kinda cute! (Gives them candy)
Chibi Yami Marik- YUMMY!
Chibi Yami Bakura- Yay! (eyes turn to hearts) Chocolate... (starts eating and getting chocolate handprints all over everything)
Chibi Ave- (to Chibi Kaiba) Don't you want something too?
Chibi Kaiba- Well....if you're offering...I would like some cotton candy!
Chibi Ave- Cotton candy it is then! (To make things more interesting, Chibi Kaiba trips Chibi Yami who causes Chibi Tea to trip and fall on him)
Chibi Kaiba- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Chibi Ave- (ignoring what Chibi Kaiba just did) Hey Chibi Yami and Chibi Tea, you guys are the only ones not eating anything! What would you like?
Chibi Tea- (eyes little hearts) I want Chibi Yami!
Chibi Yami- (sweatdrops) Um...no?
Chibi Ave- Hey! I know! How about a Chibi Tea and a Chibi Yami...
Chibi Yami- NO!
Chibi Tea- (completely missed what I said) Yami Yami Yami Yami...*sigh*
Chibi Yami- (thinking) hmmm..... maybe if I made Chibi Tea really jealous, she would leave me alone.... (kisses Chibi Ave)
Chibi Tea- YOU CHEATING BASTARD! (slaps Chibi Yami)
Chibi Marik, Chibi Bakura, Chibi Yami Marik, Chibi Yami Bakura- HEY NO KISSING OUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! (Chibis start to attack Chibi Yami. In background, Chibi Ave and Chibi Yugi try and confort a deeply depressed Chibi Tea)
- Screen goes blank because Chibi Bakura and Chibi Yami Bakura threw Chibi Yami at camera-
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-Chibi Ave pops up-
Chibi Ave- Due to extreme violence, the following scenes have been cut from this production. No one dies in this story, but Chibi Yami gets broken up. Lil bit....
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-Camera comes back into focus-
Chibi Ave- (to Chibi Kaiba, who is very amused by everything) WHAT is so funny?
Chibi Kaiba- (who's smirking so widely his face is in danger of cracking) oh....maybe the small fact that Chibi Yami got his butt whooped by all your Chibi suitors....
Chibi Ave- (-.-) Chibi suitors? Back off, Kaiba boy...
Chibi Kaiba- (^.^) ah, but I don't want to back off "Ms. author who likes to be cruel to master duelists by gluing their mouth shut with marshmallow fluff!"
Chibi Ave- (goes into little sad world) But I thought it was all for the best...
Chibi Kaiba- (to Chibi Bakuras and Chibi Mariks who are doing a victory dance around the mangled *but not dead* body of Chibi Yami) WILL YOU ALL GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE AND GET HER OUT OF THAT LITTLE SAD WORLD?
Chibi Yami Marik- SHE'S IN LITTLE SAD WORLD?!? AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibi Yami Bakura- OH NO! Last time she was in little sad world it took us about and hour to get her to snap out of it! WHO PUT HER IN LITTLE SAD WORLD? THEY HAVE TO GET HER OUT!
Chibi Kaiba- Umm....oops?
Chibi Yami Marik- (facefaults) *twitches* the pain..
Chibi Marik- Oh! I remember now how we got her out last time! (goes over to Chibi Ave) Oh Avvvvveeeeeeee.....Its Maaaaaaarik.....
Chibi Ave- (immediately snaps out of it) MARIK! (glomps him)
- All Chibi's sweatdrop-
a/n- By the way, I don't hate Yami..I just like poking fun at his general direction *snickers evily*. Please review after you read this! No flames, or I will send out Pikachu or some other annoying pokemon to haunt you for the rest of eternity. And if that doesn't bother you, I will devise some other means of torture the likes of which no one has ever dared face! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-!!!!!!!! (Chibi Kaiba shoves a spoonful of marshmallow fluff in my mouth to shut me up and get revenge at the same time)
Chibi Kaiba- In short, Send her a nice review, no flames!
Chibi Marik- (^.^) and if you leave a nice note, she might write you as a chibi into the next chapter!
I was thinking.....should I write more? hmm......maybe!