Eduardo Coolen was chillen in Froks, Espana his vampire home. He is a young Spanish man with Spanish in fluenza but Carlisle cullens saves him by sucking his blood and therefor making trh eultimate transformation from man to monster. Edward\'s sould is replace by tiny robots into his brain. His one goal in life becomes to have the sexiest time with 100 people by the time he turns 40 year old virgin.
Precious Eduardo moves with Mr Lisle to the home of Froks Washington where all the rain washes away Eduardo's sins. But the lust of sexy humans overtakes his body. His first victim is his new brother Jasper Cullen who has a sexy face and once cross-dressed onCrimianl Minds which was shocking. (spoiler alert?)
His second victim was the body of his other borth er Emmet who was in the movie prom night. It was not a good movie. Eduardo made him sex on the jeep in a scandalous affair. There was no marriage and even pursuing this event Emmet becomes sadly mpregged and have no money for abortion, so he become single mother in poor place. How awkward.
Then he turns his evil sight to woman named Bella Swan, a beautiful lovebird of loveliness who swims in the pond of Froks Washington wearing revealing white feather clothes. Very sexy. Edward seduce her and she wants to get married, become vampire like him, but Edward evilly say no and walk away from, her broken home. He is a cruel master.
Then finally someone tames the wild Eduardo beast. It is Jacob the Black, who has the abs of a monstrous Viking. Eduardo is getting a Spanish boner unbehest by his peenis. Jacob Black he wish to woo, but Jacob say no to his affections. He is not a gay. He lov Bella, but Eduardo ruin Bella forever. Edward read Jacon the Romeo and Juliet. He want the marriage indeed. But Jacob say no. One day Edward perform a rape; it was horrible.
Then Eduardo disappear into the night and move onto his next sexy victim: Eduardo from the social network.