Dear Fanfiction

by snazzyflower

Gods! Can't you people understand that NO, we do not have any magical siblings who resemble the authors, Nico and Leo will NOT date your crazy OC's or Mary Sues, there are no children of two gods and Artemis and Apollo are JUST SIBLINGS. A collection of short letters to the readers and authors of Fanfiction from the PJO and HoO characters.

1. In Control of Her Powers, Piper

Dear Fanfiction,

Why am I always 'not meaning' or 'accidentally' charmspeaking people?

Look, I can control my powers, smart one(s).

Please, I beg of you, stop saying 'Piper didn't mean to use her charmspeak'. I will use it when I need to.

Oh, and I don't use it for random, easy things such as helping Leo or getting Annabeth, Jason, etc. to come over to me.

Please!

Completely in control of her powers, Piper.

P.S. I will never use my powers for evil, either.