The Drunk Phantom of the Opera!

by HLecter93

The Phantom gets drunk one night before a preformance what will happen? It is a short story I wanted to see how it would do so please comment and if I get enough I will make another and I don't own any of the Phantom Of The Opera charies I am borrowing

The Drunk Phantom of the Opera???!!

*Down in the Phantom's dungeon we find him whining over Christine*

Phantom: Why doesn't Christine like me…why can't she see that I love her like no other I will show her…I shall get my revenge and ruin the upcoming opera…but how…

*Sees a bottle of beer picks it up and starts chugging it down*

Later during that day the managers were making a ton of money because of a new performance that is going to occur. The seats were filled and now we see Christine behind stage getting ready for the big performance.

Manager #1: Ladies and Gentlemen without further ado I present to you the lovely Christine.

*Curtains raise up and we see Christine staring at the Phantom who is drunk off his ass crawling across the stage*

Phantom: Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky they will never notice

Christine: Umm……Erik what are you doing

Phantom: Muhahahahahaha