Sakura and Sasuke step-brother/sister? Romance?! What kind of chaos will this stir up? SasuSaku-NaruSaku-ShikaTema-Others eventually :)

(It's short, but other chapters will be longer.)

Sasuke sat on the floor tossing a ball in the air. He sighed and closed his eyes, letting his mind go blank. There was a loud crash as the door burst open in front of him. It was Sakura, his step-sister, and his best friend/sisters boyfriend, Naruto. They were making out and obviously didn't notice anyone else around. They crashed into a few things before heading towards where Sasuke was sitting. Sasuke put up his hand, "woah, watch out!"

Sakura tripped over im and fell onto her back pulling Naruto on top of her. They laughed but continued with their session, Sasuke underneath their legs. He groaned and untangled himself from them, "Get a room stupids."

Naruto turned his head, "Oh hey bro! Just came to hang out for a bit. If anybody asks, I'm with you." he winked at him and stood up, picking up sakura bridal style. They started up the stairs towards the rooms. Sakura stuck her tongue out at Sasuke and started fumbling with Naruto's shirt buttons. Sasuke rolled his eyes as they disappeared, "At least the air feels less lusty now." He sat down to play with the ball again but loud crashes and giggles could be heard from upstairs. "I'm not staying to listen to this." So he grabbed a sweatshirt and headed out the door. He walked and walked until eventually he came to their high school, "Great. School. Way to go feet." At that moment, he heard someone call to him, "Sasuke! What are you doing here?!" Sasuke looked around until he saw Shikamaru a few yards away, "Hey man. Had to get out of the house. Naruto and Sakura decided that it's their time."

Shikamaru chuckled, "It seems that thats all they do anymore. Is it really a sign of a good relationship?" He close the distance between the two of them.

Sasuke smirked, "You should know, doing stuff like that with an older woman."

"Temari is not a lot older than me. Im glad shes not our age or it would be troublesome. All girls our age are needy..." he shook his head, "What about you? You haven't been hitting anything lately? Better find a mate soon, I hear Ino is interested. Not a bad looker if you ask me."

"Then why don't you date her?" Sasuke glared at him.

"Too troublesome." Shikamaru shrugged. They stood there for a second before blurting out, "You have a thing for Sakura huh?"

Sasuke's eyes narrowed but a slight blush had obviously found his face, "No dude! shes my sister!"

"Step-sister." Shikamaru corrected, "no blood is shared."

"That is sick dude. Why would you even think that?!"

"I've been noticing you guys hang around the house a lot, and you live alone together right now...you're not hitting anything and there's a girl thats easy on the eyes living with you dude. Thats grounds for you like her and are probably doing her too you sly dog." He lightly punched Sasuke on the shoulder.

"I would never! Shes my stepsister and the girlfriend of my best friend! Thats disgusting man. Get your head outta your ass and get that brain of yours checked out." Sasuke turned and left. Shikamaru called out, "I guess you're right man, sorry! Didn't mean to make you cry!" he laughed and left as well.

-An hour later-

Sasuke opened the door to Naruto kissing hi half-naked girlfriend. Sakura was wearing only a t-shirt and Naruto was missing his shirt. Not much to piece together there...Sakura whispered in Naruto's ear while looking over his shoulder at Sasuke. Naruto was obviously getting...bothered...so he grabbed his coat and sped out of the house, hunched over, one hand over his 'no no square'. Sasuke closed the door and locked it, staring at Sakura. She rolled her eyes, "We didn't do anything this time."

"Thats not it. Shikamaru guessed it." He strode towards her.

"Guessed what?" She cocked her head to the side.

"About us." He grabbed her face and kissed her harshly. Their tongues started falling in sync with each other, mashing and molding in rhythm. He led her to the chair where she straddles his lap and they continued playing with each other. After a minute she pulled away, "He was probably just messing with you. Nobody could know that we do this. I have a boyfriend for that reason. Nobody should get suspicious that way."

"Maybe you're right," he looked into her eyes, "why do you tease me around your 'boyfriend' so much? It makes me feel like you actually have fallen for him."

She squished his face and 'booped' his nose, "Jealous much? I do it because it makes you like...this," she points to a bulge that had formed in his pants.

"Have you had sex with my best friend yet sister?" Sasuke asked with sad puppy dog eyes.

"Of course I have ~brother~." she says with a purr, "I have to pull off the whole, 'perfect girlfriend act' so he stays with me and we can still do this. But don't worry, it meant nothing. I only love you."

He frowns for a second, "So you are saying you have done it with my best friend too? And now with me?"

She looks at him confused, a small smile across her face, "Are you mad?"

"Of course not. Thats kinda hot." He picks her up and she straddles her legs around his middle and they continue making out until they get to his bed where much, much more happens. ;)

(Im such a child not being able to type naughtier words. Dont be dissapointed in me, i'll get there some day :D)

MICAYER~ OUT!