Karaoke with the Cullen boys, a twilight fanfic

Do I have to say it? Ugh; fine I don't own.

Karaoke with the Cullen Boys!

"Emmett, do you think this is necessary?" Edwards's voice showed signs of panic. Rose and Alice wouldn't let him in their minds. "Eddie-"Edward Glared at Emmett "You know the girls won't let us live this down if we back out, besides it karaoke, it's harmless" It took only a few moments before the boys decided to accept the girls bet.

"Okay we're in" the boys said at the same time. Alice, Rose and Bella were all on the living room couch with smiles on their face. "Good." Alice said. "So what are the rules girls?" Jasper asked worried, he could feel excitement rolling from the girls. The girls looked at each other and there smile got bigger.

"we –"Alice pointed to her and the girls "each get to pick a song, you three have to perform together." This couldn't be too bad right. The girls surely wouldn't pick anything horrible.

"Okay but who goes first "Edward asked, as boys all looked at each other. "I would like to go first, if you girls don't mine" Rose said with a smile on her face. "Rosie, remember I love you" Emmett said as he batted his eyelashes at her. "Wait!" Alice shouted. "You three also have to, be into it. VERY INTO It" her eyes where shinning with excitement.

"Okay let's get this over with. What's the first song Rose" Edward asked. Rose Got up and put a Cd in the Karaoke machine from across the room. "Are you guys ready?" She asked Enjoying herself. They all grunted a yes. Before they knew it the songs music started and they were scared. Very Scared.

You've got to be kidding me-Edward thought.
Doesn't my wife love me-Jasper thought.
MAN I LOVE THIS SONG!-Emmett thought.

(Oooh) tell me what you think you're lookin at,
(Noo) so I think I'm Queen Elizabeth,
(Oooh) and now I'm stuck inside your memory,
(So) that's why it's so hard to get rid of me

I'm incredible, so unforgettable,
So no one can take my place
I'm unbreakable, highly flammable,
So girl get out my face

Oh my god I'm going crazy
Maybe 'cuz were so amazing
Everybody in there dazin'
That's the reason why they're hatin',
Treat us like some superstars
And only cuz that's what we are
You know we're going really far
And ya'll ain't even heard it all

You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem, uh-huh,
You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem, uh-huh,
You hate me cuz I'm everything that you ever wanted to be
And that I'm lying cuz I love it when you lookin at me
Cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
I said that I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
(Keep lookin at me)

(Wow) It seems to me like I was botherin'
(How) cuz I make walkin look like modelin
(How) it ain't my fault the boys keep followin'
(wow) if you were better he wouldn't be wonderin'

I'm incredible, so unforgettable,
So no one can take my place,
I'm unbreakable, highly flammable,
So girl get out my face

Oh my god I'm going crazy
Maybe 'cuz I'm so amazing
Everybody in there dazin'
That's the reason why they're hatin'
Treat us like some superstars
And only cuz that's what we are
You know we're going really far
And ya'll ain't even heard it all

You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem, uh-huh,
You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem, uh-huh
You hate me cuz I'm everything that you ever wanted to be
And that I'm lying cuz I love it when you lookin at me
Cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
I said that I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
(Keep lookin at me)

(Ladies) we're Prima J you know it
We're not afraid to show it
We hold our crown and that's right
It can't stop us now
The cloud we're on is golden
They can't fix what's not broken
Don't act like ya'll don't know
What's bout to happen now

You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem uh-huh,
You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem uh-huh

You hate me cuz I'm everything that you ever wanted to be
And that I'm lying cuz I love it when you lookin at me
Cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
I said that I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem uh-huh,
You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem uh-huh
You hate me cuz I'm everything that you ever wanted to be
And that I'm lying cuz I love it when you lookin at me
Cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
I said that I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
(Keep lookin at me)

Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer

Prima J-Rock Star

By the end of the song the girls were laughing hysterically the boys were more than embarrassed. They should have known this wasn't going to be easy

The next song was picked by Alice. Only she would have thought of a song like this

I'm going to be sick-Edward thought disgustedly
Am I really going to be singing about..-Jasper couldn't even finish the thought.
This song is so about me-Emmett smiled.

Tarzan and Jane were wingin' on a vine"
Candyman, Candyman
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Sweet sugar candy man whispered

I met him out for dinner on a Friday night
He really had me working up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
He's a one stop shop, makes the panties drop
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candy man
A sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman

Ooo yeah..

He took me to the Spider Club at Hollywood and Vine
We drank champagne and we danced all night
We shook the paparazzi for a big surprise
the gossip tonight will be tomorrow's headline

He's a one stop shop, make my cherry pop
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candy man
A sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman

Se bop bop
Hey yeah

He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candy man oh
A sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman

Woo yeah

Well by now I'm getting all bothered and hot
When he kissed my mouth he really hit the spot
He had lips like sugar cane
Good things come to boys who wait

Candy man can...
Candy man Candy man
Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Sipping from a bottle of vodka double wine
Candy man, candy man

Sweet sugar candy man whispered

He's a one stop, gotcha hot, making all the panties drop
Sweet sugar candy man whispered
He's a one stop, got me hot, making my uh pop
Sweet sugar candy man whispered
He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop
Sweet sugar candy man whispered

He got those lips like sugar cane
Good things come for boys who wait

He's a one stop shop with a real big egh
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman x3

Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine x2
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine x2
Jane lost her grip and a-down she fell x2
Squared herself away as she let out a yell x2

-Christina Aguilera –CandyMan

The guys felt disgusted after singing those words. They knew they only had one more songs to go, but could they handle what was next? Surely they could Bella hadn't had her turn yet; she wouldn't pick a song so sick and twisted as the other.

"Bella, do you know what song you want?" Alice asked, with a smile on her face. She had seen the song and thought it was going to be great. She would make a great sister she couldn't help but think. "I sure do"

As the 'music started to play the boys were shocked!

My sweet innocent bella how could she-Edward was SHOCKED
Oh NO!-Jasper was stunned
No freaking way!-Emmett couldn't believe she picked this.

Intro
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fucking problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...

Chorus:
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

Verse 1 - Eminem
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady.
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

Chorus:
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...

Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band x9

Verse 2 - Swift
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumping jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself taking on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
(Em: No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say something
Hey yo Em
(Em: You got something to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

Verse 4 - Proof
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot

I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
(Em: Proof carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

Verse 5 - Bizarre
Goddammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(But what about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

Eminem
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...
Chorus - Bizarre
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My Band 6x
Roxanne
Shatan
Loves me

Outro
The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!

Eminem as a salsa singer
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)

D12-My band!

After the songs ended they boys went upstairs without a word to the girls plotting their revenge. After the girls calmed down Bella said to Alice "I wish Carlisle and Esme were here to see" she laughed. Alice eyes sparkled, "Oh don't worry Bella, I hide a video camera in here earlier" she giggled.

"ALICEEEE" all three boys yelled, hearing her. The girls laughed even harder.

A/N: hehe. Soo this was just a random idea. What did you think? & what did you think about the songs I picked. & to make it all better yall should check out the video's to the song & picture the boys doing the same dance trust me yall will laugh