The Hogwarts Chat Site
AlbusDumbledore: This is the Hogwarts Chat Site. You are not allowed to use your real name. You must make up a username. You can guess other people's usernames, but unless someone guesses your name, you may not tell your real name. I will delete this account after I finish this message. Have fun!
Tuesday, September 1, 1997
BoyWhoLived: Hello……am I the only one on?
ImHungry36: No….I'm on…..who are you?
Bookworm43: We're not supposed to reveal our names unless someone guesses it, remember?
ImHungry36: Yeah…..but I want to know who I'm talking to
TheVillageIdiot: Hey guys…what house are you guys in?
Bookworm43: WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REVEAL OUR NAMES!
theVillageIdiot: I know…I just want to know what house you're in
BoyWhoLived: Gryffindor
ImHungry36: Same
Bookworm43: Same….
TheVillageIdiot: Same!
Prankster4Life: Hey people, what's crack-a-lacking?
YourWorstNightmare: We're in Gryffindor too!
Prankster4Life: Who likes Quidditch?
Bookworm43: WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REVEAL OUR NAMES!!
YourWorstNightmare: Relax! We just want to figure out who everyone is……
Prankster4Life: ….because then we can play truth-or-dare
BoyWhoLived: We could just play truth-or-dare anyway….
Prankster4Life: I like the way you think……but we still want to know
YourWorstNightmare: Which reminds me…..you guys still haven't answered our question
ImHungry36: I love Quidditch
BoyWhoLived: Me too
Bookworm43: Well, I hate it
Prankster4Life: Bookworm43, I believe that you are our dear friend…….
YourWorstNightmare: …..Miss Hermione Granger. Are we right?
Bookworm43: Yeah…..Am I that obvious?
Prankster4Life: Well….
YourWorstNightmare: …..your username is Bookworm 43, you hate Quidditch, and…..
Prankster4Life: ……you want to follow the rules
Bookworm43: Oh
MoonFaerie39: Has anyone seen my Quibbler?
Bookworm43: Luna?
MoonFaerie39: Yeah?
Bookworm43: Oh……no, I haven't seen it
MoonFaerie39: Oh…..thank you…. bye Hermione
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Bookworm43: Well, it's 10:43, I'm going to bed. Good night, everyone
Prankster4Life: Night
YourWorstNightmare: Night, 'Mione
BoyWhoLived: Talk to you guys tomorrow. Night
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ImHungry36: You guys going to bed too?
Prankster4Life: Well….
YourWorstNightmare: …..we have to get our beauty sleep, don't we?
ImHungry36: I guess…..well, good night
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Wednesday, September 2, 1997
Chaser4Gryffindor: Why am I the only one on?
Chaser4ever: You're not. Are you Katie or Angelina?
Chaser4Gryffindor: Can't tell you, can I?
Chaser4ever: You suck
Chaser4Gryffindor: Hey! Next Quidditch practice, you're getting a Quaffle to the head
Chaser4ever: I would be scared, except you don't know who I am (evil grin)
Chaser4Gryffindor: Actually, I do (evil grin) if you're a Chaser for Gryffindor, which I know you are, and you're not me or Katie, then you must be…..Alicia!
Chaser4ever: Crap….but wait! You just told me your name!
Chaser4Gryffindor: Crap
Keeper4Puddlemere: Are you two getting ready to beat Slytherin's arses?
Chaser4Gryffindor: Oliver?
Keeper4Puddlemere: Yeah?
Chaser4Gryffindor: Hey! Yeah, me and Alicia and Katie and Ron and Fred and George and Harry are going to beat their little arses
Chaser4ever: Oliver…I thought this was a Hogwarts Chat Site
Keeper4Puddlemere: Yeah, but Dumbledore gave permission to me and some other people to go on it
Chaser4Gryffindor: Cool….listen, I gotta go. I have Transfiguration in 5 minutes and McGonagall'd kill me if I was late the first day
TartanLionness: Not exactly, but I'd give you detention……I hope your first practice is soon
Chaser4Gryffindor: Yes, Professor
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Keeper4Puddlemere: Bye, Professor!
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4:36 pm
BoyWhoLived: Anyone on?
OverProtectiveBrothersSuck: Yeah…..Harry?
BoyWhoLived: Yeah?
Bookworm43: Oh hello Harry! And OverProtectiveBrothersSuck….are you Ginny?
OverProtectiveBrothersSuck: Crap…how did you guess?
Bookworm43: You only complain about them about 20 times a day
Prankster4Life: Oh, Ginny, you wound us deeply
OverProtectiveBrothersSuck: Fred?
Prankster4Life: I'm not Fred, I'm George
OverProtectiveBrothersSuck: Okay then, George
YouWorstNightmare: Just kidding. I'm George!
OverProtectiveBrothersSuck: Make up your minds!
PottersCameraBoy: Hey guys!
Prankster4Life: Who are you? We know for a fact Harry hates cameras and the newspaper and reporters and blah blah blah
BoyWhoLived: Colin?
PottersCameraBoy: Yes! Harry knows me well enough to know that I'm his absolute biggest fan
BoyWhoLived: Colin, you're creeping me out
PottersCameraBoy: Yes! I'm creeping Harry Potter out! Oh……sorry, Harry.
ImHungry36: Ok….that was weird
NewZealndGirl: Hey guys!
Bookworm43: Emmy?
NewZealndGirl: Yeah?
Bookworm43: Oh, hey!
ImHungry36: Who's Emmy?
Bookworm43: Emmy Brooke. She's a Gryffindor 4th year. I met her at Rock Climbing in Silver Spring.
ImHungry36: Where's that?
Bookworm43: It's a Muggle town. Anyway, I accidentally saw her wand, and we found out that we both went to Hogwarts, and we became friends
NewZealndGirl: Mione? What's Felix Felicis?
Bookworm43: It's liquid luck. Why?
NewZealndGirl: In Potions, I heard Dora Nott, Theodore Nott's little sister, say, 'I wish we had some Felix Felicis. It would be seriously helpful for the plan.'
BoyWhoLived: Wonder what plan it is?
Bookworm43: Yeah…..OMG! It's already 5:15! I need to work on my Moonstones essay! Bye guys! See you at dinner!
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ImHungry36: Hermione works too much.
OverProtectiveBrothersSuck: Tell me about it. Me, Parvati and Lavender offered to give her a makeover once in 5th year, and she was like, 'I'd like to, but I have to work on the essay McGonagall gave us' 'When is it due?' 'In only a week!'
TheVillageIdiot: Wow…..is Luna on?
MoonFaerie39: Yes, I am……what is it, Neville?
TheVillageIdiot: Will you go to Hogsmeade with me this Saturday?
MoonFaerie39: All right.
OverProtectiveBrothersSuck: How do you do that thingie? The smiley face?
MoonFaerie39: You do this : then ) but right next to each other
OverProtectiveBrothersSuck: Ok…….. !! Cool!!
MoonFaerie39: Neville?
TheVillageIdiot: Yeah?
MoonFaerie39: Should I wear my shoes with the angels on the sole? Angels on my soul, get it?
TheVillageIdiot: Ha ha….that's funny
MoonFaerie39: Thank you….oh…it's 5:45…..I have to go down to dinner….bye
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TheVillageIdiot: I guess I should go down too bye guys
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NewZealndGirl: I should go too….
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8: 23 pm
NotAFerret,ADragon!: Anyone on?
Bookworm43: I am
NotAFerret,ADragon!: I meant anyone COOL on, Granger
OverProtectiveBrothersSuck: Rule 1 of dating me: No making fun of my friends or family
Bookworm43: Wait, you're going out with Malfoy?
BoyWhoLived: Yeah, she is
Bookworm43: Wait, how do you know about this?
BoyWhoLived: Caught them snogging
SherbertLemon72: So, how does everyone like the Chat Site?
BoyWhoLived: Professor Dumbledore?
SherbertLemon72: Yes, Harry?
BoyWhoLived: Nothing
Bookworm43: It's incredible!
ShebertLemon72: Glad you like it, Hermione
NotAFerret,ADragon!: Professor Dumbledore? When's the first Hogsmeade weekend?
SherbertLemon72: This weekend, I believe
NotAFerret,ADragon!: Ginny? Will you go with me?
OverProtectiveBrothersSuck: Sure! Thnx!
BoyWhoLived: Hermione?
Bookworm43: Yeah?
BoyWhoLived: Will you go with me?
Bookworm43: YES!!
BoyWhoLived: Thanks!
SherbertLemon72: Ah, young love…..
ElfCharm: Oh that's so sweet
Bookworm43: Professor Flitwick?
ElfCharm: Yes?
Bookworm43: Nothing
ColorfulChica: Is Ron on?
Bookworm43: I don't think so
OverProtectiveBrothersSuck: Why?
ColorfulChica: (Blush) Well, I kind of want to ask him to go to Hogsmeade with me this weekend
BoyWhoLived: Lavender?
ColorfulChica: Yeah?
Bookworm43: Oh, I get it! Colorful Chica because your name is Lavender Brown!
ColorfulChica: Yeah! You're smart
ImHungry36: Don't we all know it
ColorfulChica: Ron?
ImHungry36: Yeah?
ColorfulChica: Will you go to Hogsmeade with me?
ImHungry36: Err….yeah, sure
ColorfulChica: Thanks! Bye guys
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NotAFerret,ADragon!: Well, my bed is calling me. 'Night, Ginny
OverProtectiveBrothersSuck: 'Night, Draco
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ImHungry36: Night people
BoyWhoLived: Sweet dreams
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ElfCharm: So, have you told Minerva yet?
SherbertLemon72: No
ElfCharm: You should
TartanLioness: Tell me what?
SherbertLemon72: Nothing
TartanLioness: All right…….
Tabby'sOldestBrother: Hi Lily! (A / N: Lily is McGonagall's nickname)
TartanLioness: Hi Hermes
TartanLioness: Don't you have anything better to name yourself than 'Tabby'sOldestBrother'?
Tabby'sOldestBrother: Well, it is a Hogwarts chat site, and I thought the students might want to know that they're talking to a McGonagall
TartanLioness: Okay………goodnight Albus, Filius, and Hermes. I'm going to bed
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Thursday, September 3, 1997
SlytherinPrincess: Theo? You on?
SnakeBoy101: Yeah
SlytherinPrincess: Have you stolen the Felix Felicis yet?
SnakeBoy101: Yep
PrettyPansy: I've set up the trap
SlytherinPrincess: Good!
ResidentEvil: Why isn't Draco in the plan?
SnakeBoy101: He's dating Weaslette. He'd definitely spill to the 'Dream Team'
ResidentEvil: Oh
ImCrabbe: wats te pln agin?
SnakeBoy101: We know that Weasel King wants to snog the Mudblood, so we're going to slip him some Felix Felicis. We're going to send the Mudblood and Weasel King each a love letter telling them to meet at the Astronomy Tower at 11. Then we're going to send Potter a letter saying that the Mudblood and Weasel King are meeting in the Tower at 11. Me and Blaise are going to hide up there and when Weasel King and the Mudblood show up, we'll hit them with a Kissing Curse. They'll have to kiss the one closest to them. Then hopefully Scarhead'll show up while they're kissing, and ………..
ImGoyle: wat dos te smili ting min?
SnakeBoy101: It means, idiot, that Weasel and Brown will break up, and Mudblood and Scarhead will break up, and that with one kiss, a 7 year friendship and the Dream Team will be broken up. That is what 'te smili ting' means. Can't you TRY to spell right?
ImGoyle: grmmer an spelin suk
ResidentEvil: Wow…………….I'm ashamed of you
ImGoyle: wat dos asamed min?
ResidentEvil: Never mind. I'm leaving…
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SlytherinPrincess: Pansy?
PrettyPansy: Yeah?
SlytherinPrincess: You're dating Blaise, right?
PrettyPansy: Yeah….
SlytherinPrincess: I heard that the Mudblood was going to ask him out
PrettyPansy: Are you serious?
SlytherinPrincess: Totally……listen, I gotta go……..I'm meeting Theo and Blaise to review the plan
PrettyPansy: Can I come?
SlytherinPrincess: Sure….we're meeting in the Astronomy Tower at 5:30
PrettyPansy: Ok
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7:52 pm
GigglyTwin#1: Anyone on??
WestHamFan: I am
LuckoftheIrish: Me too
Ilovekitties: Me too!
GigglyTwin#1: Okay………WestHamFan, are you Dean?
WestHamFan: Yeah! How'd you know?
GigglyTwin#1: You're the only guy I know that supports West Ham
LuckoftheIrish: Same here
WestHamFan: Wait a second…the only people I've told about me supporting West Ham are Harry, Ron, Seamus, Neville, Hermione, Lavender, Parvati and Ginny
WestHamFan: GigglyTwin#1, are you Parvati?
GigglyTwin#1: OMG! Yeah! How did you know??
WestHamFan: You're the only one in said people that's a twin
GigglyTwin#1: Oh……listen, I have to go. I promised Milly that me and Lavender would give her a makeover….and she really needs one
Ilovekitties: Hey!
GigglyTwin#1: Sorry!
WestHamFan: Parvati, go to Hogsmeade with me? Please?
GigglyTwin#1: Sure! Bye!
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Ilovekitties: Well, I guess I have to go too…
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LuckoftheIrish: Dean?
WestHamFan: Seamus?
LuckoftheIrish: Yeah! Do you have any idea what McGonagall was saying?
WestHamFan: No clue….maybe Hermione'll translate
TartanLioness: I wasn't speaking Gaelic, like I could have, so why do you need a translator?
WestHamFan: Wait, you speak Gaelic? As a first or second language?
TartanLioness: First language….and answer the question, please
Lily'sBrother: Hello, people!
LuckoftheIrish: Wait, are you Harry's mum's brother??
WestHamFan: Now Harry's on!
BoyWhoLived: I didn't know I had an uncle!
Lily'sBrother: You don't…..I'm…..wait, I can't tell you….but I'm not your uncle, Harry. Sorry
BoyWhoLived: Oh…..Dean!
WestHamFan: Sorry! I seriously thought he was your uncle!
BoyWhoLived: Now I'm going back to my abandoned Transfiguration essay
TartanLioness: Good
BoyWhoLived: McGonagall's on? Right, definitely going to my abandoned Transfiguration essay
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TartanLioness: Mr. Thomas, you still haven't answered my question yet
WestHamFan: Well…..sometimes….you're kind of hard to understand
LuckoftheIrish: Like, really hard to understand
TartanLioness: Okay….summary of what I took 40 minutes to say: Animaguses are witches and wizards that can transform into an animal at will. Sometimes several different animals
WestHamFan: Well, why didn't you just say that??
TartanLioness: It's extremely fun watching you get bored out of your minds
WestHamFan: WHAT??
Lily'sBrother: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Lily'sBrother: Gotta go. Bye Dean, bye Seamus and bye Min
TartanLioness: Bye Apollo
Lily'sBrother: How did you know it was me instead of Mercury?!
TartanLioness: Mer already told me his username
Lily'sBrother: Humph
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WestHamFan: Who was that?
TartanLioness: Apollo
LuckoftheIrish: Apollo who?
TartanLioness: Can't tell you
WestHamFan: Why not?
TartanLioness: Didn't you read the message that Professor Dumbledore sent? You can't tell them each others names
WestHamFan: Crap
Bookworm43: You shouldn't curse
TartanLioness: Why not?
Bookworm43: Who are you?
WestHamFan: It's McGonagall
Bookworm43: Oh…..
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TartanLioness: Am I the only one on now?
PridefulSlytherin: No, I'm on
QuidditchAddict: So am I
TartanLioness: Okay….
SherbertLemon72: And so am I
SherbertLemon72: How are you 3 enjoying the Chat Site?
PridefulSlytherin: I just got on for the first time
QuidditchAddict: Same
TartanLioness: It's cool, I guess……Albus?
SherbertLemon72: Yes, Minerva?
TartanLioness: Why are they so unable to accept that I'm a normal human being?
Prof.Cat'sBrother: Because, my dear sister, you are not a normal human being. You are special (special crazy)
TartanLioness: I'm being serious, Mer
Prof.Cat'sBrother: Alright….then they haven't figured out that there's a person behind the mask
TartanLioness: Alright…..
SherbertLemon72: You know he's right, Tabby
QuidditchAddict: Yeah…..though I agree with Mercury that you're crazy
PridefulSlytherin: Yes, you are undoubtedly one insane cat
Bookworm43: I think you're a normal human being
TartanLioness: Thank you for the vote of confidence, whoever you are
Bookworm43: You know me
TartanLioness: Yeah…I know everyone in this school, remember? So that really doesn't help much
Bookworm43: Oh yeah……Professor Dumbledore, are we allowed to give hints?
SherbertLemon72: Not really, but this is a special case, so go for it
Bookworm43: Thanks!
TartanLioness: Ok, we know she's not on the staff
Prof.Cat'sBrother: Lils, I gotta go……I'm going over to Hermes's for dinner
TartanLioness: Alright….send my love to Alice, Carlisle and Jasper
Prof.Cat'sBrother: Alright….bye Lily
TartanLioness: Bye
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Bookworm43: Oh, you're the Lily that that guy was talking about. Harry told me about him
PridefulSlytherin: Oh, it's one of Potter's friends…..I'm leaving
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QuidditchAddict: Ok, it's Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, Luna, Malfoy, Parvati, Lavender, Dean, Seamus, Fred, George, Sirius or Remus
SherbertLemon72: I think I know who it is, but I won't tell
Bookworm43: Thanks!
TartanLioness: It's not Ron
Bookworm43: How do you know?
TartanLioness: Ronald Weasley would never give me a vote of confidence
Bookworm43: How do you know?
TartanLioness: Because every single time he leaves my classroom he calls me a bitch
Bookworm43: Not every time
QuidditchAddict: Ok, it's Hermione, Neville, Malfoy, Parvati, Lavender, Dean, or Seamus
SherbertLemon72: Should I just tell her?
Bookworm43: No!
TartanLioness: And it's obviously Hermione, Neville, Parvati or Lavender
Bookworm43: Why them 4?
TartanLioness: They're the only ones sensitive enough
Bookworm43: Oh……
QuidditchAddict: I personally think it's Hermione. Am I right?
Bookworm43: Yeah!
TartanLioness: Alright…thanks for the vote of confidence, then
Bookworm43: You're welcome. I need to go study now………
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TartanLioness: She works too much
QuidditchAddict: Agreed
SherbertLemon72: I think she's like you, Minerva
TartanLioness: Well, yeah, I guess….but at least I played Quidditch
QuidditchAddict: Yeah, and you were pretty good at it, too……..especially when you threw the Quaffle at Malfoy's head…
TartanLioness: You're never going to let me forget that, are you?
QuidditchAddict: Nope! (Grins happily)