Based on a roleplaying game conducted by a friend of mine by the name of Rafael dos Anjos(AKA, GM or simply master) and played by Hugo Damas, Mário Abreu, Carlos Monteiro, Fred Freitas e Fábio Fontes.
What do I mean by that? The story you are about to read is based on a roleplaying game that me and my friends currently play, Rafael adapted a story from the series Naruto where several more characters exist, including two new very powerful Jonin level senseis. I will be leaving you commentaries to certain funny trivia they will be marked as such: # (hopefully funny) trivia comment#
All plots and secondary characters were thought out by Rafael, all actions and dialogues of the respective characters are responsibility of their players. Obviously it's based on the Naruto world so everything else is due credit to its respective creator:
The family Naokiren is made up by Hugo Damas in league with the GM's ideas(ps. Way before Yamato ever showed up):
Kurokawa(made up name) Tatsuya – Mario
Naokiren Katsuo – Me.
Hyuga Kinzoku – Fred.
Raijin - Fontes.
Hyuga Katashi – Carlos.
Extra warning: Bad Wordies.
also, check www.factorx.pt/legendarycomics/Imagetest/Menu3.htm for images of some of our original characters! :)
Chapter 1: Becoming Genins.
Iruka Sensei was being what he always was, the teacher. The class had just finished but he wanted to say some things before they left; they liked to that, prolong the boredom:
"So the Genin exams are today, for some of you at least. I hope you have practiced what you need to do and that all of you become Genins. I will see you later, alright? Recess."
The class left, three students dragging behind while getting their stuff. One of them left first, with a need to get to the bathroom. He entered the bathroom. Another was Hyuga Katashi who promptly moved to have some lunch. The final one was named Kurokawa Tatsuya and was feared due to his past and the nature of his power. He was a natural with elemental Jutsus based off ice, no one knew why, they only knew his family had been slaughtered and that his power was weird as sometimes he performed ninjutso with but one hand. One hand seals…
He, on the other hand, was ill-disposed and a bully trickster. He saw Katsuo going inside the bathroom and so felt the need to lock it shut. When Katsuo noticed it, he reacted as ever:
"What now?" His complacent passive yet worried tone lingered on the question. #you cannot believe how many Wisdom failures I rolled here . #
You see, he was very much lacking in self confidence which resulted in his timid nature while Tatsuya, on the other hand, was afraid of nothing and weighted not the consequences of his action. Katsuo shouted for help until someone opened the door so he could proceed to the cafeteria. There he got in line. Tatsuya was already eating, by himself as usual, and Katashi was standing in front an Inozuka called Kiba. He was carrying a dog on his head, as usual, and Katashi decided to comment on it.
"They allow dogs in here?" He asked, jesting. "Bit unsanitary don't you think?" He asked, laughing hard and pointing. Kiba smirked as the little pup bit Katashi's hand.
"AHHHH!!"
He waved it in the air, frantically and looked around noticing he was next to a pot of boiling soup. With a mischievous mind and look, he thrust to drown the pup in there but alas ninja dogs have quite the reflexes; he jumped off from his arm unto Kiba. Katashi looked at the dog and frowned disappointed. Then he glanced at his hand which was inside the soup and it finally hit him… that it was scalding hot.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
He took it out again and waved it in the air for relief. #Yeah, Akamaru rolled a better agility dice than Carlos. Go ninja dog!#
Meanwhile, unseen by everyone, Tatsuya did some one hand seals beneath the table and the soup suddenly splashed all over Kiba and Katashi.
Kiba protected himself with his arm; Katashi was too busy waving it in the air and hence got a cheek full of it.
"AHOOOAHHH! WHAT THE HELL?!"
The little pup barked annoyed and Kiba looked at Tatsuya accordingly. "Good boy, Akamaru. Hey Tatsuya! Thought I didn't notice huh!?"
He grabbed a piece of bread he had already set on his tray, wet it in the soup and threw it at Tatsuya who had more than enough time to dodge. Alas, that was not the case for a young orange dressed blonde little kid who took the hit to the back of the head.
"AH! What the hell?!"
He grabbed the piece of bread and jumped on the table, looking around threateningly. "WHO THREW THAT??" He demanded to know, looking in the direction it came from. Tatsuya smirked and pointed at the green haired boy curling up behind Kiba so nobody would notice him.
"The leaf boy, Naruto." #Yeah, mario's a real funny ass XD. I'm not even making this up. ALL his actions.#
"Why you!"
Naruto reacted, pulling back his sleeves and running towards him.
"What? Eh? No I wasn't…" He babbled as Naruto made his way towards him and grabbed his collar.
"Hey now!"
Katsuo struggled for release but wasn't able too as Naruto lifted him up in the air. That surprised just about everyone since Naruto had always been a pathetic excuse for a ninja, the worst of all.
"It wasn't me, just ask Kiba. He threw that at Tatsuya and…" Naruto looked at Kiba who looked away.
"I dunno what he's talking about. Hey Katashi, you're gonna move or what?" He asked.
Katashi was still grasping his wounds but, to avoid more trouble, did what was demanded of him.
"Grrr, you annoying little."
Naruto growled annoyed, clearly releasing some frustration as he threw Katsuo completely across the room, over tables and chairs and ninjas eating.
Katsuo whirled and rotated in the air, hit the wall with his feet and hopped a little so he would turn and land alright.
At that time, Tatsuya was still in for some more mischief and so he took on Kiba's bread idea. Got his piece wet and threw it at the most popular most successful ninja of their year, Uchiha Sasuke.
Sasuke had remained unbothered by these loud events, not even having the curiosity to glance at what was going on, but he clearly sensed the piece of bread heading towards him. He made a swift movement with his hand and pierced it with a knife; he then back tracked it right unto Tatsuya.
"Whoah!"
He shouted, dodging the piece of bread that landed on somebody's soup getting three people wet. One of them immediately put his leg on the table, fruit on one hand, meat on the other….
"FOOD FIGHT!" He threw.
"Double whoah!" Tatsuya could be a trouble maker but he was smart and wanted no part of this; he immediately hid beneath his table. Naruto was half way across the room and hence right smack in the middle of it, cross fire being the expression.
"NOOOOOOOO!!"
Naruto screamed, curling up into a hedgehog position, as he was nailed by countless meals and desserts. Katsuo felt sorry for the victim and noticed Katashi was ignoring his slight burns for he was in a well supplied position…still at the self service line, in front of the fruit tray.
"GET THE LEAF BOY!" Somebody shouted.
No one knew or noticed the voice came from under a table but it made them all look at the side wall where Katsuo looked upon them all, overwhelmed.
"GET 'IM!"
"Crap!…"
"What's going on here?!" Teacher Iruka shouted, door sliding open very loudly.
Safe! Katsuo thought. The image was curious, Sasuke finishing his meal, completely untouched even though the scenario around him and the food tray was dirty with pieces of it. Tatsuya laughing his ass off protected, Naruto drenched in filth and everyone else with their hands raised with nutritious stuff, all aiming at the little green haired, green dressed kid.
"Oh c'mon guys! It's Genin exam day. Naruto! Tatsuya! Follow me immediately."
"How come?!" Tatsuya asked, already standing and suddenly in a defying posture.
"But I didn't do anything, Iruka-sensei!"
"Yeah he didn't do any…"
"Shut up…Naokiren." Iruka said, unable to remember Katsuo's name. "You two, now!"
Katsuo sighed, defeated, and went to get his food. Naruto and Tatsuya followed, both unwilling and complaining. Katashi grabbed an apple and went to the nurse's office to tend to his wounds. Sasuke was about the only one who managed to finish his food and so he left the cafeteria.
Iruka led the two youngsters to a class that was starting for younger year olds.
"Hello kids, today I brought two little guinea pigs for this Genjutso lesson."
"What?! This is totally unacceptable, I mean, why do I have to be…"
"Shut up, Naruto. Or do you want to clean up the bathrooms instead? Might not be in time for your exam even…" Iruka threatened.
"You are so unfair, Iruka-sensei…"
Iruka smiled, victoriously. Tatsuya just wanted to get his over with; besides, he was amused at the scared looks some of the kids were giving him.
"So, who here can tell me the definition of Genjutso? Yes, you go ahead."
Meanwhile, at the infirmary…
"Again Katashi? You know, sometimes I get the feeling you like being here or something." The nice pretty nurse commented to a smiling Katashi as she rubbed some ointments on his burns.
"Well, you should always trust your feelings…" Katashi said, attempting a dreamy provocative voice. It worked; it provoked her to pinch one of his burns.
"ACK!!" #haha, go Carlos. Work your low charisma!#
"Oh, I'm sorry; I get these little jerks some times." Katashi suddenly ignored his pain so he could state, in a serious voice.
"That's alright; I have that effect on women." Another pinch.
"AHHHHHHH!!"
"Hope not, not every girl out there's as nice as me…pervert." A tear ran down Katashi's eyes and, with this, his manliness was gone and he rendered silent.
Back at the Genjutso class..
"When on a Genjutso, you first have to know where it's focusing." Iruka explained, he had his hands positioned and both Naruto and Tatsuya were trapped in a genjutso. Their senses informed them they were being swallowed by the ground. Naruto was screaming desperately.
"What's this?! What's happening. HELP! THE FLOOR IS EATING ME!!"
Tatsuya held his right hand in front of him and stated "KAI!". He noticed he was crouched and hence stood up.
"Very good Tatsuya, now you Naruto."
"KAI!" He shouted with hands together in front of his face and eyes closed. He opened his eyes and he was still sinking, torso left.
"AH! KAI KAI KAI!!"
He was lying down now, ridiculously stretching his hands above his head, supposedly because it had been swallowed.
"KAI KAI! Why isn't it working?! KAI, for god's sakes KAI!!"
Iruka whispered "kai…" and Naruto noticed he was lying down on the floor and was immediately embarrassed. He got up blushing as Iruka sighed.
"Can't even do this properly; I worry about you, Naruto."
"I can! I can! Do it again! I'll get it right this time!" Tatsuya reacted with a doubtful sneer. Naruto pointed at him and screamed.
"WHAT WAS THAT?! You think I can't?? Iruka-sensei, let's go!"
"But you're already late for your exam aren't you?" Naruto glanced at the clock and immediately "DAMN!" He ran off. Tatsuya smirked commenting. "Let 'em wait." And left, walking.
Iruka rubbed his forehead; it scared him to think of this new generation of ninjas.
"Wait a minute. I'm supposed to be at the exam too. Class is over, don't forget your homework!" He left hurrying.
An hour later, it was time for the first one to be examined.
At the exam room:
"Hyuga Katashi." Katashi told the observing party. The only one he knew there was the Hokage and Iruka.
"Hum hum…a Hyuga. Well then, perform a henge please."
"Henge!" Smoke cleared showing a very disturbed version of Katashi.
"You're going to have to do better than that…"
Katashi tried again and transformed into the Hokage.
"Very good. Now Bushin." Katashi did the seals and made a copy of himself.
"Congratulations, you are now a Genin. Tell the next to get in."
A few more students went through before it was time for Naokiren Katsuo.
"Naokiren Katsuo." Katsuo told the judges with a slight bow as a greeting.
"Welcome to the Genin exam. Perform a henge please."
"Yes sir." He did the seals, concentrated and transformed into Iruka, transforming back afterwards.
"Right, bushin now."
"Yes sir." He did the seals, concentrated and…failed. Chakra farted into the air and smoke cleared to show nothing. "I…I'm…uh, I'm sorry. I guarantee you I can do it, I…May I try again."
"By all means." One of the judges answered. Katsuo did the seals, concentrated…
"Ha Bushin no Jutso!" Smoke erupted, smoke cleared and two clones of Katsuo showed up, he was sweating a little bit.
"Ah, very well Katsuo. You are now a genin."
"Yeah? Wow…ham, kay!" The clones imploded into a heap of dried out leafs and Katsuo reacted worried. #actually I aced both of them first time, great dice but I felt wrong 'bout taking the spot light here XD. #
"Oh, uh, I'm sorry I made a mess. I'm…I just trained this bushin more I..."
"Don't worry about it." One of the teachers said, impatiently, others sighed. Katsuo acknowledged, bowed gratefully, picked his head band and left.
The next one was Tatsuya who went in confident and superior. #Detail: His dice here were AWFUL. He almost flunked! I had a bundle of fun.#
"Kurokawa Tatsuya" Tatsuya told the judges off.
"Hm…perform a henge please."
"Pfah." He did the seals, concentrated:
"Henge no jutso!" Smoke, it cleared and nothing.
"Very impressive." Iruka teased.
"I…HENGE!" More smoke and still nothing but a distorted version of Iruka.
"Wow…" Another teacher commented. Tatsuya, pissed, practically screamed.
"God damn it…HENGE NO JUTSO!" Both handed seals and concentrated and successfully transformed into Iruka sensei.
"Man, Kai." He transformed back.
"Bushin no jutso, please."
"Right." Tatsuya confirmed, now a little worried.
"Bushin no jutso!" Nothing… "Bushin no jutso!" More smoke, some of them cough at the quantity of smoke that already plagued that room.
"Will somebody open a window? These failures completely ruin my sinuses"
"Well, you do know who his family is right? No good they were…" One of them commented.
"Grrrr…" Tatsuya growled. He reacted very badly at being reminded of his heritage.
He put his left hand away and, with only his right hand, made the needed seals, vociferating:
"Bushin no FUCKING Jutso!" Smoke rose and cleared showing four clones of Tatsuya.
"AH! Up yours!" Tatsuya said without thinking. He quickly fixed his comment.
"Uh…difficulty! Hardship! Up yours."
"Quite…I guess you're a… Genin.".
"Henge!" The clones shouted, turning into beautiful naked chicks.
"OMG!" One of the judges reacted, bursting blood out of his nose and falling off his chair. The Hokage coughed unto his hand, as the others around him also controlled their reaction. Tatsuya was very pleased with himself.
"Damn right I am. Kai."
The clones imploded into mists which, for some reason, clogged the judge's table. It had nothing to do with his left hand being behind his back…so Tatsuya would say. He grabbed the headband and left, much to the judges' relief.
Katsuo head on home to tell his parents he was Genin! Katashi followed suit with his head house cousin, Hinata…silent walk as always. Tatsuya just went on down to his house where he lived alone and unbothered by Konoha's overall society.
All pretty much with a fulfilled sense of accomplishment; after all, they were Genins! Great adventures awaited these three youngsters and little did they know how horribly dangerous they were. #yes, I'm looking at YOU, master! Seriously, you have NO idea what we've been through, though you will.#
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And that's that. Hope you've enjoyed it and read on!
Cheers,
Kuzcopia.