Saints + School = !?

Summary: The divine turned bronze boys are going to school! On top of that, not just any school, it's a prestigious all boys school! Other than the hard-to-move-in fancy uniforms and the very long school hours and clubs to choose, more problems arise with grudging enemies nearby and the need to keep their identities in check, on top of that the heated looks they receive from their schoolmates aren't helping either. So how'll they deal with all that? What's with Hyoga threatening the guys trying to get near Shun? That's Ikki's thing, and why would Shiryu be so protective of Seiya in front of his own classmates? Where's Ikki? Sleeping in the janitor's closet?

Disclaimer: I do not own Saint Seiya.

The Five's School Lives

"YOU WHAT!?", Seiya, Hyoga, and Ikki screamed in unison as they sprang up as though they just saw a bug they terribly dislike. While Shiryu and Shun only gape; frozen in spot, looking at Saori with pure disbelieve and so does the others.

Hyoga whirled his head around before clutching his lips together and holding out his hand, "Lemme get this straight, you think we need to socialize and see the 'modern world' when we all live in the 21st century and bean dwelling with like hundredths of people in sanctuary and you think that us being home-schooled still isn't enough?", he pointed out.

"Yeah", Saori replied firm yet lightly as if it isn't a big deal. Unfortunately, the boys who's never been closer to anything like a "normal school" further than the training ground, it is a big deal to suddenly pop into the public life further than the orphanages.

"Miss Saori, you do know we're saints and we've never really exposed ourselves so much in public aside from the orphanage and the village nearby Sanctuary", Shiryu stated calm as ever, or at least, attempted to sound so.

"Yes, well, this foundation (Graud) is getting bigger, and growing pretty fast as you all may have known, and I may need help from you guys or at least one of you to help me run it. To do that you need to know about the outside world and learn to socialize", Saori explained.

The eldest amongst them scoffed, "Didn't we socialize enough? In sanctuary?", with that said the brunette snorted and silently muttered to himself, "look who's talking", Ikki for once decided to be a bit patient (in his level) while being able to swear he busted an artery he continued, "besides, can't you just appoint one of us you see fit and send him to school?", he finished as-a-matter-of-factly.

"Yeaa, like Shun or Shiryu", Seiya continued with his rather comical thinking look, only to receive glares from Shiryu and Ikki (being the over-protective brother he is) and a look of pure fear from Shun.

"No, because I just had to be fair don't I? I'll select who and who will be helping me around here is Japan for some errands and who will be watching over sanctuary 24/7 after a semester in school", smiling rather brightly much to the boys' discomfort, for once the goddess actually made her divine saints sigh in defeat. "You're starting school tomorrow, I got them the records of your studies and they are mostly impressed by how good you guys are homeschooled so the principal decided to not only accept you but let you skip the grade. You'll all be in high school from the first day of school. Seiya in 10th grade with Shun, well, Shun you can actually skip more classes but I decided that it'll be best if someone keeps an eye on Seiya", the goddess winked ignoring the faces as pale as ghosts and moves on to continuing her little horrific tale after receiving a 'hey!' from the protesting Seiya, "Hyoga will be an 11th grader, and Shiryu and Ikki will be 12th graders and don't you even try to run from this, you won't get away with it".

The divine turned bronzies could have sworn they saw the Athena incarnate glow red with a being somewhat ten times more terrifying than death itself snickering behind her. Oh dear, what future lies ahead, an option they know is, it's probably the end of the world. Saori turned to leave but stopped in track and turned to face them "and oh, I'm not going to that school because it's an all-boys school, I got my own school experiences years ago so I don't need to go with you, but if you need anything, call me, and be careful… you do know how boys get in an all-boys school right?", they definitely do not like where this is going. "well, not that I mind you guys getting in relationship with anyone or anything but… just be careful, they might be a bit… touchy… if you know what I mean", she tilted her head and a little smirk before turning to leave and shutting the door behind her, leaving the five already ghost pale saints to pause for a moment before screaming in unison "NANIIIIIIIIIIIII!?", yep, that's how they swallowed the dreaded info.

Time Lapse

(a night before the first school day)

"Sooo… we're supposed to be using this stupid uniform and go to this stupid school and attend the stupid classes?", Blabbed the Pegasus who just emerged from the shower with only a towel, while examining the uniform they're supposed to use the next day.

"Yeah, more or less", Hyoga replied dryly without even looking at the younger while carrying on examining his own uniform, his own is like Seiya's only bigger in size obviously. "This school's a prestigious one huh… freakin fancy uniform freakin long school hours", the blonde murmured only to get an ever-so-Seiya reply from the other. In a room with him alone just doesn't give a chance for a non-idiotic reply, (N/A: you guys can guess/decide what).

That's when a knock on the door broke the irritating moment, in an equally irritating way, "ugh, come in", Hyoga replied dryly. A certain dragon saint emerged with an amused almost-grin and shook his head.

Shiryu walked past them and headed to the slightly dusty, abandoned smelling shelves, "So, ready for the first day of school?".

"no, heck we didn't even got interviewed", Hyoga sighed, tossing the wardrobe closed, "and why are you here?", he questioned rather dryly.

"Well… Saori-san does have her ways", the eldest stated calmly although reeking reluctance. "besides, it can't be all that bad, can it?", Shiryu stated instead, ignoring the ice saint's question, the other doesn't seem to mind though as he starts to look around the shelves seemingly looking for something trivial.

Seiya plopped himself up lazily, "not bad my ass, as if homeschooling and training wasn't bad enough". Irritated, but for once, the others couldn't agree more.

"By the way", Shiryu brought up, automatically making the other two face him, "The Miss said it's best if we go by cover names that we've already been registered by, spare me the question - Miss saori said she'll explain tomorrow, we've had enough pressure for a day.".

Ignoring Seiya rather irritating statement of a 'she's not wrong!' the dragon continued, "we'll all have the same lastnames, Kido, as it has been claimed that we're all stepbrothers. Hyoga, you'll be going by the name 'Ondrea'", "Slavic", Hyoga acknowledge with a one way nod while pointing out, receiving a nod from Shiryu and an outburst from Seiya, one of the other two could've sworn they busted an artery for good, "What kinda name is that?! Yeesh, you'll never be popular with that name man", he stated only to get a smug remark from Hyoga, "oh you'll see."

"Children please.", Shiryu coughed, "Seiya, yours will be 'Stefon'", with that Seiya almost sprang up the way he did when goddess announced the crazy school life project "What the- Saori's gone insane!" , if Hyoga hadn't been bursting in laughter loud enough when the older stated the name by now he has reached maximum loud-ti-tude "Greek!". Shiyu chuckled lightly and shook his head at the two, "OK, that's enough, so mine will be 'Hiroshi', Shun's 'Yuki', and Ikki's 'Axia'. Oh, one last thing, Saori will pose as our mother -I know she's just as young as we are but just... deal with it, goodnight", with that he walked out the door leaving the Seiya to mumble-grumble on how unfair it is that Shiryu got the most normal name. Shiryu can't help but glance back at the cheery door and chuckle one last time for the night.

Cielle: Heyyy, badly written? Yes I know, sorry 'bout that, not really in the mood to look over it too much while trying to think about how to make the next part interesting. By the way, if you have any suggestions on what you want to see happen you can PM me or put in on the review! It'll be much appreciated. I'll really consider it. Pairing will actually depend, but ShunxHyoga is absolute, as for the others (Shiryu, Ikki, Seiya)… it's up to you guys.

I know a few people might want the other stories that are not currently progressing be continued before I write another fic. Sorry, but really, I'd NEVER abandon a story before it's completed. I just need… awhile (depends) to continue it, but once again, I'D NEVER DISCONTINUE a story.

Chapter's question: How should the uniform look like? (The first design that crossed my mind is Kurama's –from Yu Yu Hakusho- uniform but somehow it just doesn't… click… y'know? But if no one suggests anything then I guess I'll go with it).