AN: I've had this crazy idea in my head for a while and I HAD to write it! And no offense at all to anyone (You'll see what I mean (: ) I hope you like. Reviews?
"Edward? Can you tell me the story of your "new birth" as you called it? I want to hear how you reacted..." Bella begged me one day. I sighed and began telling the story.
As my heart gave a last 'glump,' the fire finally stopped.
It took me a second to comprehend the absense of pain, but then I opened my eyes in wonder.
Everything was so clear, it was amazing. I could see every little piece of dust in the air, the vivid color of everything...
That's when my new and improved eyes settled on a blond man that looked like a male model. My confusion of the situation grew as he stared at me.
Ohhh, he's a sexy one, isn't he? It seemed as if the blond man was talking, but his lips weren't moving- at all. What was wrong with me? Was I hearing voices in my head? This was crazy.
Hmm, I'd like to smack that thang! The blond man seemed to speak again, but his lips still weren't moving! Neither of us had actually said anything yet. I pounded my fist on the metal table I was on in frustration. To my intense suprise, it broke from under me and I fell crashing to the ground. "Oops," I muttered. Then I burst into girly laughter. "That was fun!" I shouted, my voice suprising me. It sounded so smooth, like velvet. Apparently, the blondie dude felt the same way. He was still staring at me wordlessly, but I heard him again.
His voice sounds so smooth, like crimson velvet on a hot summer day...
Wow, I thought to myself. This blond dude had some serious problems. "Dude, say something! All I keep hearing in my head is he's a sexy thang!" I imitated.
"Wait. You're hearing voices in your head?" The blond asked me, confused as I was.
"Uh, yeah?" I hoped that was the right answer.
"That's so incredibly sexy..." he murmered. "Hello, handsome. My name is Carlisle, but you can call me Carlie..." he winked.
I was startled by this. I was pretty sure I was straight, and this guy was scaring me. "Wait. Are you going to tell me what's going on with the voices in my head or not? 'Cause if not, I'm out of this popsicle stand!"
"Oh, right. About that... I'm not really sure. You're a vampire, by the way." I gasped in suprise.
"THAT'S SO FREAKING COOL! I ALWAYS WANTED SUPERPOWERS!!!" I screamed.
"Yes, yes. I know, it's freaking amazing!" 'Carlie' shouted. "And sometimes, vampires have 'extraspecial powers.' And in your case, I'm pretty sure it's reading minds." Edward? Can you hear me? You're so sexyyy...
This made me burst into song.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk!"
At this, I made a little circle and struck a pose. Carlisle wolf-whistled and clapped. I did the splits, and as soon as I went down my pants went 'rippppp' and fell apart...
I fell silent, while Bella peed her pants laughing. I knew this was a bad idea... I sighed and ran my fingers through my hair.