Here is a little one shot with Gollum. It's not meant to be taken seriously.

I Don't own Lotr.


Gollum waded in the cool water watching the sleek fish dance in the water.

" Gollum, gollum." He croaked . He dove his hand into the water and pulled out a fish. It was greyish green and had big eyes.

" Gollum, we have caught a fisssh we has. Is juicy?

" Please good sir spare my life." The fish said to Gollum.

" What thisssss we ask?"

" Spare my life and I will grant you one wish. But wish wisely."

"We wish for friendss we do."

" Granted." The fish said as Gollum put it back in the water.

Gollum sighed as started to hop to a different place in the river. Then he heard voices.

" Face it Mr Frodo, I think we're lost."

A smile flicked across Gollums face