This dialog has been lingering in my computer far too long, so I decided to post it. It´s just full of crap. There is no real need to understand the plot because there is no plot. Viola is a pervert, Zwei more the mother hen and Siegfried dense, Phyrra gullible, Hilde proud and Patrokolos like always annoying.
Another thing is that it plays in the present time and Siegfried has locked Soul Edge and Soul Calibur in his body to stop the madness…. In other terms he gets a second personality aka. Nightmare and needs rest for a while because his body is damaged…
I don´t know like everyone else who Hilde´s husband is, so I made one that would suit her personality. A gentle soft man who is weak but he is actually the most normal person in this thing.
Summary: They are just waiting for Hilde to come home and eat cake.
Round 1: Don´t ask….
(Phyrra, Patrokolos, Viola at Hilde´s home)
Pa: Why are we here again?
V:….
Pa: Hey don´t ignore me!
Ph: Brother no, you shouldn´t talk in a loud voice.
Pa: Don´t worry, she is defiantly deaf.
Ph: But didn´t she talk to others normally?
Pa: It just looks like that. Trust your brother. And if she isn´t, that´s her problem for not responding.
Ph: It kind of sounds mean…
Pa: It´s not. I am quite good in treating people well. So how should I not know when something is mean.
Ph: Wow, big brother you´re cool!
V: Yeah Patrokolos, you´re so cool. You defiantly didn´t mind when I broke your figurine.
Pa: You broke- You didn´t- You BROKE MY LUKA figurine!
V: Sorry about that. But since you´re such a gentleman, you won´t strangle a lady, will you?
Pa: You stupid we-
Ph: Big Brother?
Pa: You…You stupid -clumsy –fool hahahaha. Why would I strangle you. (grinding his teeth)
(Hilde´s husband peeks from the kitchen´s door in the living room)
HH: Is everything alright?
Pa: Nothing! Everything is fine!
HH: Should I call Hilde to come home faster?
Pa: Like there is a need for this. See? Everything is fine. (grabs Viola to his side)
V: Don´t touch me, weirdo.
Pa: (mumbles) Play along! You dragged us here in first place ….
(Viola stares at him for a while and smiles)
V: Yeah.
Ph: Big brother is so mature! By the way where the children?
HH: Oh, they are at their grandparents.
Ph: That´s a pity. I brought chocolate with me.
HH: I can give it to them if they return.
Ph: How nice! Thank you
(silence)
Ph: Uhhh, big brother what did you whisper to Viola?
V: He said that I could be good friends and take care of you whenever you are in need…like a big sister. (grinning)
Ph: Big Brother you are so thoughtful and I always wanted to have a person I can rely on.
Pa: But you can rely on me….
Ph: I mean a reliable female role. You know because I am a girl and there is stuff you can´t help.
V: Yes that´s why I am here. I am a woman, an experienced one who knows every corner of the female body ( lays an arm behind Phyrra and pulls her closer). Patrokolos you are not a woman nor transgender.
Pa:(Thoughts)Dontstrangleherdontstrangleherdontstrangleherdontstrangleherdontstrangleherdontstrangleherdontstrangleher.
V: Phyrra, I will teach you good `skills´.
Ph: Take good care of me, Ms. Viola
Pa: *sound of crunching teeth*
HH: (peeks from the kitchen) Want some…. tea?
Pa: Is it just me or is he boring himself in the kitchen?
V: I think he wants to join…
Ph: He is nice. Why not?
HH: Maybe you haven´t realize it but I can hear every word you are saying…
V: I kind of pity him.
Pa: He is an adult. He can choose to do whatever he wants.
V: But maybe he is like Siegfried: I want to join, but I better let it be.
Pa: Isn´t he more like: I won´t read the atmosphere and gonna destroy everything.
V: No, more like the kind of person who goes to Disney Land, gets Minnie Mouse ears and still looks intimidating though he isn´t tall.
Ph: Even though he is wearing a red white dotted ribbon.
HH: You are losing the topic…
Pa: Why should he wear Minnie Mouse ears in first place. Why not the Micky Mouse ears?
V: Only if Zwei tags along. You know the employees give the girly one mostly to kids and scary people… And Zwei is taller and looks like a bad person….
Pa: The bad kind of person where they are in a gang?
V: Boss the traditional type, when he isn´t covering his scars and Zwei in a Biker Gang without the beard and stuff.
HH: What kind of image do you have from Siegfried!
(the three stare at the man in the kitchen)
V: Oho you want to join our conversation?
Ph: Yeah join us!
HH: Uuuuh I have a bad feeling.
Ph: So what is your opinion, as Mr. Wolfkrone you defiantly know more about Siegfried than us.
HH: Well I do know about the evil spirits…. And that he defeated them…
Pa: And then me and Phyrra.
V: And then they appeared again….
Pa: And he got sick of it and sealed including Soul Calibur inside his body…
HH: That´s quite a sacrifice, don´t you think, he is a …honorable man. Nobody knows what is going to happen. He… is even risking life. He might die and…
V: The way you are forcing yourself to think of his deeds… You are scared of him.
HH: No…
V: You can´t lie to me.
HH: Maybe… a little bit.
V: Before you went out with Hilde, you were unconfident to confess because of Boss.
HH: That is actually... true…
V: And since Hilde admires him and is like working with him to destroy the malfested who seek for destruction and pain… You still have doubts that Hilde once fell for him…
HH: …
V: And Boss notices your feelings and tries to hook you up with Hilde. But as a (virgin)…
Pa: Hey how did you know-
V: and non-romantic person, he fails and makes you misunderstand. You become traumatized and afraid of Boss.
HH: That is actually quite accurate… And that is scary…
Pa: The question is what made him scared?
HH: Whelp let´s move on to the next topic….
Pa: But we haven´t-
HH: Hey, I hear keys? (runs back in the kitchen)
(Hilde comes in)
H: You guys are already here. Di-
Pa: Yeah whatever. So Hilde do know why your husband is afraid of Siegfried.
H:….
Pa:…
V:…
Ph:…
Pa: You know that´s the moment where people normally respond…
H: I made cake…?
Pa: Who cares about the ca- Why are eating already?!
(Viola and Phyrra munching their given pieces)
Ph: Ish tasty…
V: *nodding*
H: Oh that´s great. I tried a recipe this time because last time you all ended stomach ache. Sorry about that.
Ph: The pain…*shuddering*
V: The amount of time on the toilet….
H: It will never happen again… I think.
Pa: …Please, could you tell me the reason why he is afraid of Siegfried?
H: *pat pat pat* Good boy. The time you spent at our house is paying off, isn´t it?
V: That´s kind of weird…
Ph: What, the fact that my brother said please?
Pa: Phyrra!
Ph: Or that Ms. Wolfkrone had a dead look when they mentioned about her husband's fear.
H: He just over did it… *shaking her head*
Pa: What did he do?!
H: If he ever wants to help you and notice you are about to give up *sighs*
Pa: What?
H: Just so you know the kitchen is the safest place.
Pa: Wait, is he for that reason in the kitchen, again.
H: Now who wants another piece of cake?
Ph: Me!
Pa: What the hell did he do?!
A.N: I actually forgot what Siegfried did since this fic is more than two -three years old. You can make presumption what he did. For some reason Viola isn´t insulting Patrokolos that much, but I guess because of Hilde´s husband.