The greeks, the egyptians, the norse, the aztecs, the native americans, the aboriginals, and all of the other cultures from all over the world all have mythologies, and their all real. Thats right, but with all these deities, the world (and other worlds) are pretty chaotic; so every 500 years they meet, reunite, discuss what apocalyptic events happened recently etc... just normal divine conversations. The next one is scheduled for May 10th 2015, those mayans are going to be SO embarrassed that they're 2014 doomsday prediction never happened! Heres what happens when all those mythologies come together for a godly spring fling!:
Zeus's pov-
Zeus looked exasperated with the the gods
"As you all know its been 50 decades since the last council of fantastic but finite number of mythologies" He inwardly sighed at the name they had voted on(without his approval), no one even knew how many mythologies attended the conference. Hermes and Dionysus snickered as he said it and he cast them an electrifying glare. "As so we must go to the chamber of the divine and present ourselves with the utmost courtesy and be on our best behavior! he said casting everyone in the room a sharp glance. He knew it was hopeless to expect all of them to obey and act with even a smidge of manners, he told them the same thing every time, but he always left feeling more embarrassed then the time he had mistaken a regular cow for Io... that had not been pleasant. looking at the rag tag bunch in front of him he sighed. "Time to go then" he snapped his fingers and transported the greek gods (olympians and minor) to a humongous chamber that looked like a highschool reunion after everyone had gotten drunk and wrecked it.
Hermes pov-
'Why does Zeus even bother these day? No one listens to him' He looked around at the deities around him, he spotted Zeus awkwardly greeting Ra who had stopped as he was walking in the direction a particularly flirty looking Freya. Smirking he turned around scanning the crowd for Ananse, hopefully the african story weaver would have an interesting tale to tell, maybe some inspiration for his next prank... Theres the tricky spider! Hermes saw Ananse talking Mama Uqllu and Athena about how cheap quality silk was becoming in China. Avoiding Athena's steely gaze he swiftly ducked into the conversation.
"Hey Nancy!" He teased earning a glare from Ananse who refused to be called by his american nick name, Aunt Nancy.
"What?" He asked
"Come on! I haven't seen you for 500 years! I just wanted a recap on all the mischief in your part of the world Hermes replied cheerily. With a knowing glint in his eye Ananse excused himself from the discussion to talk in low voices with Hermes about a particularly sticky substance that could work 'wonders' on the scalp...
Thats all for now, if you want to see any particular deity in this story please tell me about them in a review and I will try to include them in the next chapter. Sorry this was kind of short, I've just had the idea in my head for a while and I wanted to get it out there