A/N: Okay... I dunno why I wrote this. I was bored and this thing was stuck in my head. Just read it. I'll accept flames, but I won't take the time to read 'em if you put 'em in more than two times. THAT MEANS YOU, MEIN FUHRER AND LAWD GALVATRON!!!!!!

"Hey, Sakura." said Naruto.

"What do YOU want, Naruto?" Sakura yelled back.

"I just wanted you to listen to this poem that I wrote."

"Huh? A poem? For who?"

"Er... no one?"

She groaned, then said, "Oh FINE! And hurry it up, Naruto!! I was hoping to find Sasuke today, but I don't see him ANYWHERE!!"

"Ok, here goes nothing!

My name is Naruto and I am Great

Despite my many, many mistakes.

I know the Rasengan and Shadow Clone Jutsu,

And I've also seen Pakkun where a large tutu.

Sasuke is an ass, and, Sakura, you know it's true.

He's never given a second chance to even look at you.

He can burn in Hell, but he still won't care

That's why I secretly make fun of his hair.

Sakura, there are many things that I can say,

But I'd rather play it smart, and stay out of your way.

On second thought, NAH! hmm... let's see

Your forehead is big. As big as can be!

(Sakura starts getting mad...)

Kakashi is weird and mysterious too

I wanna see what's under that mask. Could there be thick lips or goo?

His Lightning Blade is super cool,

But my Rasengan is a very DEADLY tool

Rock Lee is just weird and his eyebrows are too big

Now I need to think of a nice, funny gig.

I've got it! So simple! I'll just use Gaara

THAT'S where he got those eyebrows from! Now... let's talk about Nara...

Shikamaru is lazy and smart. That's an odd combination

His Shogi skills are so good, they'll leave you in quite a stcky situation.

Kiba is a creepy one and I think he is a dog

But wouldn't it be funny if he looked just like a frog?

Akamaru is odd just as much as his owner

And with the way Kiba looks, I guess he's a stoner!

Kabuto is a traitor and I hate hate him just as much as the next guy,

But if I keep talking about him, DetectiveTective will make sure I die!

So uhh.. let's see... who else can I make fun of today?

Let's talk about Oro, cuz everyone makes fun of gays

His tongue is too long and so is his hair

And don't get me started on that evil glare

And that outfit's so cheesy, it's too much to bear.

I can't think of anybody else right now at this time.

So... I guess I'm done making up all of these dumb rhymes.

Do YOU have any suggestions, you who is reading this?

Wanna make fun of a character and giv'em a 'dis?

Put in a comment and make a suggestion.

But please, put in a NICE, little question.

I'll see what I can do while I'm on the phone

Or better yet, make up one of your own!

I know this is cheesy and very dumb,

But it was either this or suck on my thumb.

OK. I'm gonna shut up before I say anything more

See ya later while I go hit the DANCE FLOOR!!!"

"So, what did ya think, Sakura?" asked Naruto.

"What do I think?" began Sakura, "That was---"

"INSANELY retarded!" shouted Sasuke, who managed to get in and hear the whole thing. "Why am I being made fun of, loser? If anyone should be made fun of, it's YOU!!!"

"YEAH!!" said Shika-chan and Kiba, who were listening on the poem too.

"I'm no STONER!!!" shouted Kiba, "Where in the hell'd ya get an idea like THAT from??"
Akamaru began barking in agreement.

"Uhh..." shuddered Naruto

"And what do YOU know anything about shogi?" asked Shikamaru, "You've never seen me PLAY before, have you?"

"Uh-- No, but Asuma---" began Naruto before getting cut off.

"And you already know what's under my mask." said Kakashi, "It's another mask!!" (A/N: that was a lil treat for Naruto fans who haven't seen episoe 101 yet...though you should have seen it)

"Well, yeah, bu--" began Naruto being cut off again.

There was a great amount of sand surrounding his feet, slowly rising.

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now, you wretch!" said Gaara

"How could you say that I took Gaara-kun's eyebrows?" yelled Lee, "I was BORN with these eyebrows!! I couldn't have stolen them from Gaara while I was in someone's stomach!!"

"C-c-calm down, Lee" said Naruto, who wasn't calm himself.

"Calm down? CALM DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I'D RATHER SWALLOW A TAPE WORM THAN TRY TO CALM DOWN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"He's right, Lee." said a voice from afar, "You should calm down"

"Shut up, Kabuto!!" exclaimed Lee, "YOU were the only one not made fun of!!!!"

Kabuto began smiling and then poked his glasses. I was standing next to him, hugging on his right arm, while hearts were flying around my head.

"And I'm pretty glad I wasn't made fun of." he began, "Otherwise, Naruto wouldn't be breathing right now."

"And I'LL be the one to do it!" said another voice from afar.

Kabuto and I turned around and we were both surprised to see who it is.

"Orochimaru-sama?" said Kabuto.

"In the undead flesh." he replied.

He then stuck out his tongue and wrapped it around Naruto's neck (A/N: ew...) and started squeezing it.

"Well, boys?" asked Oro, "Shall we kill him slowly or quickly?"

"SLOWLY!" they all shouted.

"Uh-oh..."Naruto whimpered

And the screen shuts off as everyone begins moving in on Naruto.

A/N: AHAHAHAHA!! Serves you right, Naruto!! Good thing he didn't make fun of Kabuto, otherwise he would have died right there on the spot, like Darth Vader does to his soldiers. I apologize for me taking forever on the murder story and Sly Cooper story. I'll get back on track with it sooner or later, so please don't stay mad at me. Ciao!!

Oh yeah. If you're wondering what happened to Naruto...let's just say that he's in a better place now...