Really? Against my wishes and warning you're still going to pursue reading this. Tch, the curiosities of man will one day be its downfall. But, I supposed it's not entirely your fault. After all, if I had really wished for no one to read it, I could have titled it under a different name or something. But, whatever.
"Think of this as a diary of sorts," as my "therapist" says. "Just vent out all your anger and talk about your problems." Che. As if writing about my problems and posting it on the ridiculous website will help myself or anyone else. If anything, it will bring me more ridicule and hate in the form of "flames" and " hate mail." Tch, what a stupid woman.
I mean really, I could vent my anger out in a different way.
Like beating someone up.
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Or kicking puppies.
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Was that too far over the line?
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Perhaps it was.
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I don't really kick puppies.
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Why are you still reading this? Have you nothing better to do other than wasting your time reading and mocking the woes of the life of a tragic seventeen-year-old kid?
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Your persistence is admiring…and somewhat, annoying.
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Just a fair warning though, should you continue to read this - though I have no idea why you would do such an absurd thing - you will eventually get to know me on a more…personal level.
Now now, don't look at the screen with such a disgusted look. If you don't want to know me anymore that this, then I suggest you close this window and never open the link again.
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Now for those of you who are idiots and didn't exit out (you stupid imbeciles), my "therapist" is making me type this out.
And she is currently looking over my shoulder to make sure I'm not going to skip out on it.
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Just so you know, I hate you woman. This is the stupidest thing I could ever do and you're just a reta-
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Violent much.
Sasuke Uchiha,
I would greatly appreciate it if you continued with the assignment for today. Stop messing around and typing useless things.
Your friend and therapist,
Anko :)
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Friend my ass.
OW! Okay okay! Jesus woman, I'M TYPING!
Name: Sasuke Uchiha
Age: 17
Why are you in therapy: Because I have stupid friends that say I haven't been myself since the incident that shall not be named...kinda like Voldemort.
Okay let's get one thing straight.
I'm FINE. Despite popular belief I have been perfectly normal since said unnamed incident. I'm fu-asdjfhbakehrbcajflafljhdfabd
TEME! YOU ARE NOT FREAKING FINE! D: STOP BEING DELUSIONAL! YOU'VE BEEN LIVING LIKE A VEGETABLE EVER SINCED IT HAPPENED AND YOU NEED FREAKING HELP MAN! SERIOU-
DOBE WTF! DON'T JUST GO BARGING INTO ROOMS LIKE THAT! IT'S RUDE AND…totally like you. What am I saying? I should have expected it from an idiot like you.
OI! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN! YOU BAS-
OW! DAMN IT!
Naruto Uzumaki,
Would you kindly get the hell out of this room and never barge in here again, least you want to face SEVERE punishment. :D
Anko
…O.O Yes ma'am.
Tch. Do you see what I have to deal with? If anything I should be checked out by a doctor to figure out where all my sanity went. Because NO sane person would hang out with these psychotic people I call friends. Not to mention my therapist is PMSing all the damn time. I'm not even sure if she can be considered a proper therapist, after all she's just the school nurse (and a completely horrible one at that).
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Yes. All of you reading this should pity me.
Pity me immensely.