Muggles and Makeouts
A/N: This is a fic that was made because of Cali's challenge. It hadd to include the following: One of the Dursleys has to quote Monty Python, Someone has to kiss Angelina, a train trip must be included, and it must be D/H. enjoy!!
Harry woke up on the morning of September 1. He had finally conviced the Dursleys to take him to the train station since Dumbledore wouldn't let him go to the Weasly's house. He got out of bed and got dressed. He gathered all of his stuff and walked down stairs. He had missed breakfast. Oh well, he wasn't hungry anyway. They got into the car and all of a sudden Peirs ran up to the car.
"Hey Mr. Dursley, can I come?!?!"
Vernon Dursley only wished Harry ill so he said Peirs could come. About half way to London Peirs and Dudley stared to discuss a mocie they had seen. It was called Monty Python and the Meaning of Life. Next thing Harry knew they were laughing so hard they were probably going to wet their pants. Harry asked them what on earth was so funny. They appeared to be high on something or drunk. They started quoting the movie. A part they called Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit. apperantly in this part Dudley(the sargent) was telling Peirs(the class) how to defend your self against a man armed with a banana and Dudley had shot one of the students when he attacked him with a banana.
"What do you do if you don't have a gun?"Peirs said.
"Run for it" replied Dudley
"You could stand and scream for help" added Peirs.
"Ya I'd like to see you try that with a pineapple down your windpipe" repied Dudley.
"A pineapple?" asked Peirs.
"where where?" Dudley said with alarm loking around.
"No I was just saying: a pineapple." corrected Peirs.
"Oh ew, I thought my number was on that one." Dudley said sighing with relief.
"What? On the pineapple?" Questioned Peirs.
"where where?" Dudley said like before.
"No I was just repeating it." At this they both started cracking up. They were like that all the way to King's Cross.
When they got there Mr. Dursley help Harry carry his stuff in. Dudley and Peirs came too, both still laughing hysterically. Harry didn't see anyone he knew except Angelina. He walked over to her.
"Hey Angelina!"
"Hi Harry. Have a good summer?"
"As good as can be expected." he said indicating to his hysterical cousin and his annoyed looking uncle. "How about you?"
"Oh my summer was wonderful."
"Glad somebody had funny."
At this Dudley noticed Harry and Angelina talking. He told Peirs to go over there and try to pick up on her. He did. Harry stared in shock at him as he walked right up to Angelina and grabbed her pulled her into a kiss. At this point Harry knew there must be something seriously wrong with him and Dudley. Angelina just stood there for a moment then grabbed her wand banished her and Harry's stuff through the barrier and grabbed Harry and pulled him through.
After they got on the train he heard Angelina washing out her mouth about 70 times. He found the compartment with Hermione in it, but someone else was in there. It was...DRACO!!! They were both kissing passionatly. Harry quickly shut the door and ran down to another compartment that ron and Neivelle were in. Harry sat there not saying a word the whole trip. When they got to Hogwarts he was still shell shocked about what he had seen. He noticed how Hermione and Draco must have planned how to eave because the second they stopped Draco came running out. A min or two later Hermione walked out like nothing had happened. Oh well Harry thought, this is going to be a long year.
A/N: This is a fic that was made because of Cali's challenge. It hadd to include the following: One of the Dursleys has to quote Monty Python, Someone has to kiss Angelina, a train trip must be included, and it must be D/H. enjoy!!
Harry woke up on the morning of September 1. He had finally conviced the Dursleys to take him to the train station since Dumbledore wouldn't let him go to the Weasly's house. He got out of bed and got dressed. He gathered all of his stuff and walked down stairs. He had missed breakfast. Oh well, he wasn't hungry anyway. They got into the car and all of a sudden Peirs ran up to the car.
"Hey Mr. Dursley, can I come?!?!"
Vernon Dursley only wished Harry ill so he said Peirs could come. About half way to London Peirs and Dudley stared to discuss a mocie they had seen. It was called Monty Python and the Meaning of Life. Next thing Harry knew they were laughing so hard they were probably going to wet their pants. Harry asked them what on earth was so funny. They appeared to be high on something or drunk. They started quoting the movie. A part they called Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit. apperantly in this part Dudley(the sargent) was telling Peirs(the class) how to defend your self against a man armed with a banana and Dudley had shot one of the students when he attacked him with a banana.
"What do you do if you don't have a gun?"Peirs said.
"Run for it" replied Dudley
"You could stand and scream for help" added Peirs.
"Ya I'd like to see you try that with a pineapple down your windpipe" repied Dudley.
"A pineapple?" asked Peirs.
"where where?" Dudley said with alarm loking around.
"No I was just saying: a pineapple." corrected Peirs.
"Oh ew, I thought my number was on that one." Dudley said sighing with relief.
"What? On the pineapple?" Questioned Peirs.
"where where?" Dudley said like before.
"No I was just repeating it." At this they both started cracking up. They were like that all the way to King's Cross.
When they got there Mr. Dursley help Harry carry his stuff in. Dudley and Peirs came too, both still laughing hysterically. Harry didn't see anyone he knew except Angelina. He walked over to her.
"Hey Angelina!"
"Hi Harry. Have a good summer?"
"As good as can be expected." he said indicating to his hysterical cousin and his annoyed looking uncle. "How about you?"
"Oh my summer was wonderful."
"Glad somebody had funny."
At this Dudley noticed Harry and Angelina talking. He told Peirs to go over there and try to pick up on her. He did. Harry stared in shock at him as he walked right up to Angelina and grabbed her pulled her into a kiss. At this point Harry knew there must be something seriously wrong with him and Dudley. Angelina just stood there for a moment then grabbed her wand banished her and Harry's stuff through the barrier and grabbed Harry and pulled him through.
After they got on the train he heard Angelina washing out her mouth about 70 times. He found the compartment with Hermione in it, but someone else was in there. It was...DRACO!!! They were both kissing passionatly. Harry quickly shut the door and ran down to another compartment that ron and Neivelle were in. Harry sat there not saying a word the whole trip. When they got to Hogwarts he was still shell shocked about what he had seen. He noticed how Hermione and Draco must have planned how to eave because the second they stopped Draco came running out. A min or two later Hermione walked out like nothing had happened. Oh well Harry thought, this is going to be a long year.