A little Christmassy ficlet (yes, it's a little late). May post another oneshot today, in honour of 2012. Hope you like! Hope you love! Hope you REVIEW! It's my first time writing dialogue-only, so I hope it's alright!

Disclaimer: All characters, general plotlines, setting etc are the property of JK Rowling and I do not make a profit from this piece of writing, other than compliments and constructive criticism from my reviewers.

Misunderstood Muffin Mishaps
by
accio . awesomeness

"No! I don't want to, George!"

"Come on, Hermione. I promise you, it'll feel soooo good."

"George, no. I can't."

"Why?"

"I swore I wouldn't!"

"You can't do that! You need to have it sometime!"

"I don't feel ready, George."

"When will you be ready, then? I have needs, Hermione."

"I don't care! This is about me, not you. And I say no."

"When will you say yes?"

"I don't know, George! In a few months, maybe?"

"…"

"George!"

"Trust me, you'll love it!"

"George! I said – ohhh. That's amazing, baby. Keep doing that!"

"Isn't it? I told you it would be."

"No! No, but I said no, and I stand by it!"

"Aww, c'mon, Mione!"

"Get off me, George!"

"Mione…"

"Last warning!"

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING TO HERMIONE?"

"Ronald Weasley! Get out of this room!"

"Mione, what's he doing to you?"

"What on earth are you two on about? George isn't doing anything."

"…"

"We thought he was trying to force himself on you."

"Ron, you prat. Speaking as your older brother, I have to say that you're exceptionally dim-witted sometimes."

"Bugger off, George! 'Oh! Right there baby, keep doing that!' What in buggering hell was I supposed to think?"

"That I was trying to feed Hermione a muffin?"

"Oh."

"WHAT KINKY THINGS WERE YOU GOING TO FORCE HER TO DO WITH A MUFFIN?"

"Harry Potter! Leave this room this instant!"

"No, Hermione, if he's forcing himself on you, I want to protect you!"

"I AM ALLOWED TO DIET, HARRY!"

"No you're not!"

"Don't you dare tell me what I can and can't do, George Weasley!"

"It's a bloody Christmas cupcake, for Merlin's sake!"

"Hermione, get behind me! I'll protect you if he tries to pull a fast one!"

"RONALD WEASLEY, REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS ROOM BEFORE I DO SO FORCIBLY!"

"But Mione - "

"THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, HARRY!"

"…"

"Please? Please eat my cupcake?"

"Oh, very well."

"Mmmmmmmh."

"I told you you'd like it."

"Hermione, are you okay in there?"

"George, can we sneak out so that they won't bother us?"

"Absolutely, love."

"…"

"I love you, George."

"Merry Christmas, Hermione."

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