Whoo! This is my first fanfiction ever. But hopefully not the last.

I don't own Earthbound or Spider Man

Prologue

Spider-Jeff…Spider-Jeff

Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web…any size

Catches thieves…just like flies

Look out!

Here comes the Spider-Jeff!

Is he strong…listen bud

He's got radioactive blood

Can he swing…from a thread

Take a look…overhead

Hey there!

There goes the Spider-Jeff!

In the chill of night

At the scene of the crime

Like a stream of light

He arrives just in time!

Spider-Jeff…Spider-Jeff

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Jeff

Wealth and fame…he's ignored

Action is his reward

To him…

Life is a great big bang up

Wherever there's a hang up

You'll find the Spider-Jeff!

Sorry for the short chapter, I'll have the next one posted soon