Louise Belcher the Smart Mark
"Hello, my name is Louise Belcher," Louise said as she turned to the camera. "You may know me from my starring role in the up and coming classic, Bob's Burgers," Louise continued as she pushed her wheeled chair (I don't know what else to call those chairs with the three or four wheels at the center) towards her shelf.
"What you may not know is that I'm a lifelong fan of wrestling. Well, not until two years into my life, but that's a huge percentage and besides the point," Louise said as she showed off some wrestling memorabilia, such as a Sting T-shirt, a Rey Mysterio mask, and some Undertaker and Eddie Guerrero DVD's. "You see, when I was 2, I saw my Dad watching an old video of WCW. I was really into it, and we eventually started watching wrestling of all kinds together, such as TNA, WCW, ECW, and of course, WWE. There have been many good memories, but some of them, well, are kind of shit," Louise explained.
"There have also been some booking decisions that have made these companies look like shit, and here on my new show, I'm going to run them down one by one. I'll also have discussions about superstars, divas, gimmicks, storylines, and more," Louise said as she tries to get everyone hyped about her show. "So, if you have anything you want me to discuss, feel free to leave an idea in the comments section. Oh yeah, and my family and friends will also make guest cameos on my show. Until then, see you next time," Louise said as the camera backed away and the screen turned off.