Be warned, this part is EXTREMELY stupid, and serves as a humorous type introduction….the next chapters are probably gonna take on a completely different mood..hopefully. It's more like a teaser, although I'm not sure what a teaser is….but the word teaser sounds right…I just figured out that this is not a teaser…so can I call it a prologue? Although it's not really a prologue either…..and one more thing: I think I'm gonna give up on the Gundam ficcies that I already started, cause I just don't have any idea where to go with them, and I'm not as obsessed with Gundam as I used to be =)
But hey! At least I'll have something productive to burn all of my time! And I have INSPIRATION!! WHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own DBZ. Don't sue. Suing is BAD, cause all I'll give you is my little sister. I REFUSE to give up ANY of my anime stuffs!! =P
*~REUNION~*
Part One
Juuhachi sighed as, for the fourth time that night, the buffet ran out. That meant more cooking. Signaling to Bulma, who in turn signaled to Videl and Chi Chi, all four women moved towards the kitchen to regroup. It was much too noisy to do much of anything in the crowded Capsule Corp living room, despite its capacity. And Juunana still hadn't managed to get his ass there. She picked up the phone, and punched in the numbers viciously. How long had it been? Two or three years, perhaps, since she had last seen him. He was such an antisocial bastard. Bastard, bastard, bastard….she repeated the word over and over as she waited for him to pick up.
"Hello, this is me….I'm not here right now, so you can just hang up. If you want, you can leave a message, Juuhachi. Or, if this is Krillin, please inform Juuhachi that I do not want to speak to short, bald monks—"
"JUUNANA, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE…. SO PICK UP YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!"
"Er….hello, Juuhachi."
"What the hell are you doing in your house? Or, why the hell aren't you here?!"
"I dunno, why aren't I there?"
"Here, you mean. Since you're not *here*, I suggest you get you ass *here* before I go over *there* to kill you!"
"Okay." ::short pause:: "Where are you anyways?"
"I told you before! Weren't you listening?" Juuhachi glared at the phone. Idiot.
"Capsule Corp, right?"
"Wow, you actually managed to figure it out after I told you…what…ten times over the past week?"
"Actually, I have caller ID. It came with the phone."
She hung up. Well, at least Juunana was coming. Now, she just had to convince Vegeta not to kill him on sight…
--2 hours later—
"ARRGHHHHH!!!"
"No Vegeta! Get *off* him!"
"OoF!"
"LET GO!!!"
Eventually, Goku managed to pry a fuming Vegeta off an equally pissed Juunana.
"Geez, thanks Juuhachi…just go ahead and sic monkey boy on me!"
"Well, what are you doing being so late? It couldn't take more than half an hour to fly here, could it?"
Juunana shrugged, completely unaffected by Juuhachi's apparent irritation. Goku was still struggling to hold Vegeta back, who was still fuming at being called "monkey boy."
"I'M OLDER THAN YOU! YOU CAN'T CALL ME BOY!!!!" Vegeta huffed in full-out rant mode.
Juunana shrugged again. Humans….
Ookay….that's it. That was strange, I know, but I finally had *some* sort of inspiration, and I came out of writing hibernation. That kinda rhymed, didn't it? The part with the hibernation…but ANYWAYS….that was really short. And it sorta sux. And…well, owell. Please comment? Plleeeasssee…? I know the story was pathetic, and I dunno where to go with it, and it was supposed to be serious….BUT I SCREWED UP. Again. Dammit. Owel…….
Well, expect the next part to be more serious. Hopefully. And it's probably going to be from the POV of Juunana, and I know its not good to switch around on the POV, but I dunno…SO…Look for the next part soon, because I'm probably going to have it out this week =) Heck, even if I get NO reviews I'll still post the next part. Even if it's just to waste fanfiction.net space ^_^ CYz Peoplez!!!