Raymond Woke up that morning and proceeded to masturbate in his kitchen as that seemed an exciting thing to do. He then stabbed his wife because she was annoying and it seemed illogical not to. He proceded to go to his boring job because thats what he normally did so why not do it again today? He went to lunch and thought about the boring monotony of his existence. He thought about elves and wondered why they didn't help people anymore. He suposed it was because they were disgusted. He went to the local park and saw children playing there. he noticed a paedophile quietly trying to abduct a child from the park so he picked up an axe and brutally hacked the paedophile to death. the child witnessing this and not understanding was traumatised and damaged although Raymond was actually trying to help him. Raymond then decided that although there was no purpose there really is no reason not to do things he enjoys so he had sex with a prostitute and performed fellatio on a goat as that seemed like it might be exciting. Than he went home and smeared wet green paint all over his living room wall as there really was no reason not to.