A/N: This isn't really my first fanfic, but it is the first one I have up. So please bare with me.

Regarding Glee and Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides... I own nothing.

"Why have we stopped?"

"Mermaids. These here waters be full of 'em."

"Mermaids? What's so bad about mermaids?"

The balding pirate turned his head to look the shorter boy in the eyes. He scanned over him once or twice, taking in his scrawny body covered in dirty clothes.

"What be your name, son?"

"Anderson." He gulped. "Blaine Anderson."

"Well, Blaine. You see mermaids, no matter how beautiful they may seem ta be, are deadly." The other men in the small rowboat turned to watch as Blaine's expression turned from unconcerned to the fact they were in mermaid-infested waters, to uneasy to the fact. "They'll swim up ta ya boat and look at cha with their big, beautiful eyes, and you'll be thinkin' 'they're can't be nothing wrong with this creature.' But that's when they grab ya." Blaine jumped as the older pirate clapped his hands together in front of his face. The other men laughed. "Then they'll drag ya to the bottom of the sea and eat cha skin right off your bones."

Blaine let his eyes scan over the still water. His heart pounded viciously in his chest, and his shaky palms began to sweat. The boat barely rocked against the glassy water as he caught a flash of silver disappear beneath the boat.

"And that is what's so bad about mermaids."

"H-how do you know one? What they look like." The boy gazed up at the older man, the image of silver in the water still dancing around his mind.

"Why that be easy. They're all lassies with tails as shiny as a coin."

A wave of panic swept over the small boat as a gleaming object moved underneath them. Scales reflecting the light of the moon made the men shift to one side of the vessel. Blaine, however, had his gaze locked on a girl with blonde, flowing hair propped against the side of the boat. She smiled innocently. A gasp escaped Blaine's parted lips, causing the occupants of the boat to turn around. Their eyes found the creature's in front of them, and they stayed glued there. The balding man leaned forward, a stupid smile spread across his face.

"Are you my sailor love, come to take me away?" She tilted her head ever-so-slightly to the side as all the men drew closer to her. She was beautiful; no doubt about it, but Blaine didn't find himself as mesmerized by the girl quite like the rest of the men were.

"Oi. If you want me ta be."

She smiled, the light of the moon radiated off her teeth. He smiled back at her, and then he was gone. The blonde girl reached up with smooth arms and dragged him into the midnight water. An eerie silence lingered on the boat for no more than a second before the cries of mermaids—smelling human blood—rose up around them.

"To land! Row to land!"

Every man reached for an oar as they frantically tried to close the gap of two hundred or so feet between them and the land where their crew mates waited. The cries became closer as they became closer to the shore, and then the pirate in front of Blaine was snatched by another pair of smooth arms.

"FASTER!"

One hundred feet to shore; another man pulled in.

"C'mon men! Put ya backs into it!"

Fifty feet; another pirate.

Tails were appearing all around them now, and people were shouting at them from shore.

Twenty-five. One more.

The men at shore were wading in the ocean now, swinging their swords blindly at the water.

Twenty. Only three more men left.

None of the pirates in the boat were rowing now. Each of the three men and Blaine had their swords drawn as the boat was slowly being pulled to shore by a current.

Fifteen. Another pirate.

Blaine swung, nearly decapitating a red-headed mermaid.

Ten. It was only Blaine and another man. He slowly pulled a gun out of his jacket, and held it to his head. The pirate glanced at Blaine before pulling the trigger, letting his body fall to the depts. Of the ocean below.

Five. A mermaid lunged for Blaine's throat.

He jumped.

A/N: I got this idea after watching the new Pirates movie. It was awesome by the way. This isn't really a cross-over because I'm pretty sure Blackbeard is the only person I will mention that isn't Glee related.

This was my first actual IDEA for a fanfic that didn't spin off of AD Miller's "Welcome to Hogwarts" or CP Coulter's "Dalton". YAY ACCOMPLISHMENT! xD This will NOT be more that 10 chapters.. and that's a stretch. It's more of a cushion. (shrugs)

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