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Daniel Grant Christen is still dead in
Fatal Fate Finale
Chapter One:
Back Again?
Starring, Cullen Patrick Eden, Marcu Herrea, Liz Richardson, K.J Roke, Jenny Jordan and guest starring The Mysterious Stranger and…others?
Prologue…Recap Edition (numbers in chronological order)
· In 3. Time Crisis One: A Crisis In Time- Nicholas Anthony Nagher attempts to take over all of reality but the combined efforts of the crew and Slickback the Time Traveling Gangster foil the foul one.
· 4. Time Crisis Two: Quintessence of Circumference- The Crew battles the forces of Hitler Rex and the Saucer Nazis who awaken the evil Fore Fathers as part of Nicholas Anthony Naghers brilliant plan and succeed in killing Daniel Grant Christen.
· 5. Time Crisis Three: The War Across Space Time- Nicholas Anthony Nagher become the unstoppable god man form (Chuck Norris) while the Crew succeed in reviving Daniel Grant Christen, an epic battle is fought, once more Nicholas Anthony Nagher is vanquished and all seems write with the world…
· 6. Rick Rolling Revenge with K. J Roke- K.J Roke seeks revenge on the evil Lees..awesomness occurs and Josh Culver dies and goes to Vallhalla.
· 7. Rick Rolling Redemption with K. J Roke- K. J continues his quest and more epic awesomeness occurs as he battle the Dark Wizard Jenny Jordan and the Evil Lees after killing Superman.
· 8. Rick Rolling Retaliation with K. J Roke- K.J continues his battle, kills another Lee and is about to be arrested by Slickback the Time Traveling Gangster.
· 9. Rick Rolling Revengence with K. J Roke- K. J kills Slickback the Time Traveling Ganster, Daniel Grant Christen and Stan Lee is thrown into the vacuum of space and is reborn as the Chosen one of evil with the mission of full filling the evil plan BNQDX.
· During 6-9 Bear War Cullen's Conflict- Cullen Patrick Eden reveals he is a vampire and conquers Russia with an army of bears…epicness ensues.
· 1. Superman Battle Physics- The Evil Snow Flame, the villain powered by Cocaine, seeks to smoke the multiverse and become all powerful all as part of BNQDX put foreward by K.J Roke and the Dark Wizard Jenny Jordan.
· 2. First Foray for Forever- The crew assembles and fights the 'evil' Consortium…but Nicholas Anthony Nagher has an evil plan.
Part One: Begun the Battle has!
Today:
It was a time of morning at the luncheon courtyard of Prince of Peace Christian School. Marcu Herrea, Cullen Patrick Eden and Liz "the Lizard" Richardson were sitting round the da circular shaped 360 degree table of wheelness.
"I can't believe Daniel Grant Christen is dead!" said Cullen Eden as lighting crys falled out because he was bear vampire and tat is they roll."
"Cockty man dangley!" Marcu Herrea shouted with sandness.
"You said it Marcu," added Liz Richardson, "Without Daniel Grant Christen there is no more adventures to be done. No daring deeds to be accomplished! And no great threat to be meanassed via."
"Cunt whiling daisy duke ass?"
"yes, Peter and Ruby's absence is quite suspicious." Added Cullen, "along with that of Josh Culver and Slickback the Time Traveling Gangster…"
[Hold pause but now will say "its gangsta!"]
Things were looking boring grim and mildly uninteresting for the D G C-less crew…
When SUDDENLY from out of a magic portal imenses the body of a man covered in battle armod and having jet fighter wings made of samurai sword and holding a machine gun made of fifty biceps and one tricep came crashing clashing unto the table.
"Frickity frack fuck!"
"Yea! Marcu, I'm back!" said Josh Culver weakly as he stooded up while wiping the acid blood from his soldier and adjusting his one soldier pad because badasses only need on soldier pad.
But from out of the portal came a tall man filled wit rage and holding a huge gun made of oxen and a battle axe made the micro nation Molossia (formally Kickassia!) !
"Stand back guys!" shouted Josh Culver in a power rangers pose. "it's my new nemesis who led an invasion into Valhalla (disrupting my eternity of killing and eating)…Ledgendary Boxer Oscar De La Hoya.
"Whore Whore Hoya" Ledgendary Boxer Oscar De La Hoya laughed with Evilee. "You thing you can escape me Josh Culver. Well your wrong. My masters have sent me to revocer you from that paridise and bring to hell of all reality." Josh Culver very pissed off charges with his gun shooting manly lighting bolts but Ledgendary Boxer Oscar De La Hoya was far too powerful and picked up Josh Culver by the balls and threw him into the fine arts senter. Marcu Herreah grabbed a deadly viper swrod and dstruch a blow but then the viper ripped out his eye and flew away. But this did not stoop Ledgendary Boxer Oscar De La Hoya as he then punted Marcu into the girls locker room which nice except it broke his spleen and had only one eye too she. Cullen Jumped flipped into the air to do Swan Bear Belly Flop while Liz ran with pink collored claws at Ledgendary Boxer Oscar De La Hoya, only him to doge Cullen and break Liz's nails and bitch slapped them into the nearby car wahs exploding into twenty five well groomed and sudsy Indains.
Ledgendary Boxer Oscar De La Hoya then walked in fast motion up too Josh and began to beat the ever lving shit out of him and was aboot to strike killing blow but was stuck by huge boulder.
"What in the name of Christerfor Redfield was that?" asked Ledgendary Boxer Oscar De La Hoya.
"The power of imagination nation bitch!" shouted Katie Bobo as she used her magic marker to draw a nuke underneath the feet of Ledgendary Boxer Oscar De La Hoya and activate tele portal photes to get the guys and Liz out real fast quick as the explosion left a created the size of Texas in the Dallas.
But this only tickled Ledgendary Boxer Oscar De La Hoya. As he stood up pre airng to follow his quarry he got a call on the space tv.
"What is thy bidding my master?"
"You job is complete, return to the fortress!"
"But what aboot the Crew?"
"I have another one after them. Now return with hasty." Then Ledgendary Boxer Oscar De La Hoya ported out.
Part Two: Never is Nonsense!
The Crew and Katie Bobo landed on field of dreams which really pleased one dude becuas e it turns out that when he built it they would come…and boy did then cum. Hard and satishfactoryly.
"WTF mates?" shouted Cullen Patrick Eden standing up in puddle of-"Why was Oscar De La Hoya after you Josh?"
Josh Culver Standing up and wiping clead his winges says "I don't known eh lead an invasion army to Vallhalla and killed all the norse gods and sent Mjonir two new mexico. I then had ot lead the defense by my self but I was no mathc. I used magic to escape to the land of the living but even here my powers were not enogh to stop him."
"Well it looks like you owe me your asses." Said Katie Bobo in a toen of superiority. "BTW where is Daniel Gratn Christen?" Every one looked sad at the gord and locked rile fast up and said wit der stares da grim trught. Katie Bobo got chocked up and fell to her kness sawing. "I should have come sooner. I should have been her too-"
WHEN SUDDENLY large gire ball sent the Crew and cum flying, severly anguring the field of dreams guy but he knew he would get his ass kicked and left.
"Marcu Herea, I have been sent on mission ot destroy you. SO lets get this over with." Saying a man clad in a shoot with a red tie and wielding a rocket launghing machine gun.
"By the fucklors snatch fragging pussy!" Marcu shouted in terrorism.
"Yes it is I…infamouse president James K Polk, back from dela dead and here to kick Mexican ass!" he said shooting his rock missiles with plus 5 damage applied.
Marcu Herrea jupped into the air and began tot use punches with did little damage but shatted both pinkies. James K Polk then round housed kicked Maru into Kansas which he had drowned in burning blood. Cullen charged in his were bear form at James K Polk but Polk just upper cut him and then sliced Cullen's belly with his hans. Josh flew into the sky and attacking with shoots but James K Polk was a magnificent bastard and Josh hadn't read his book which had rule 27…Flying types are weak against earth types, so James K Polk knock Josh Culver too the groud with a wooden bat. Liz rode atop an army of cameleobs but Polk saw this cumming and back flipped down her throat and out the bottom to kick her in the spin. Katie Bobo drew up the Team Fortress Team but Polk convinced them of their Manifest Destiney and sent them after Katie which she gun fued at.
James K Polk wadded through bleeding Kansas and tried to drown Marcu in the mire and gore.
"You stood no chance against me! I'm the Dark horse! The Napoleon of the Stump and you are a Mexican merely an beast yet too be placed beneath my Jackboots."
But then Marcu jumped up in rage and punched Polk back but did no damage. He then whistled in a tone audible only to turtles, pshclos and one certain MC Dragon who travels through dimensions.
The crew jumped on and flew away to far away safe place where no one would think to find them. James K Polk received call on his tattoos raido and ported back too base.
Part Three: Quindruple the danger + one!
The team disembarked MC Slaggin the MC Dragon who could travel through dimensions. They sat down and ate Chinese food getting their strength up after all the running form the new evlee that were following them.
"Who are these guys?" they all asked, "What could they want? Where did they come from? And are they responsible to for the death of Daniel Grant Christen."
"Fuck Suck pecker can't?" asked Marcu
"Good question? Where is K. Jizzle Roke while all this is happening. But the time for wonderings was finished as…
When Suddenly Two figures ported in and began to menace our crew. They were Jacob Lenin the Gay Albino Werewolf of the Soviet Reunion and Tobey Macquire.
"We think these terms will be fair this time Cullen, two on five." Said Jacob Lenin the Gay Albino Werewolf of the Soviet Reunion as he lunged at Cullen. Cullen flew up into the sky and began fighting amongst the clouds with the help of Josh and Katie who was riding a Galaxy Glider (power rangers thing you wouldn't understand).
Mean…While Tobey Macquire began to dance battle against Liz and Marcu. Marcu was freaking presh but Tobey's made grooves deafeated the Robotic Mexican Hat dance and proceded to river dance Marcu's face into a pizza against a wall and then punched his balls up Marcu's throat. Mc Slaggin the MC Dragon then flew and frew firery frall of fail at the foul fiend. But they had no effect and Tobey Macquire krate chopped him in twot eh ground and faced off with Liz.
"My master will reward me handsomely for you head on a platter. But ill gladly do that after I kiss u upside down in the rain." He said with a pedo grin on his face. Liz hten rain screaming into a dark basement being followed.
Back in the sky Cullen was having barly fun with Jacob Lenin the Gay Albino Werewolf of the Soviet Reunion.
"You should have stayed out of my political affairs Cullen. I will rule the Soviet Reunion and with the my masters help the whole of the Multiverse."
"Not is I have any thing ot say about it." Cullen roared with punches. But Jacob Lenin the Gay Albino Werewolf of the Soviet Reunion was prepared and kicked Cullen in the Jugular. Josh came sweeping up put was downer cut into the water below as they were on an island, time machine, puragatory thing in the pacific.
Katie then drew up a space needle that was made of bees which bame ot life and stung the villains as every one on the crew got on with the freighter people and left for home. Jacob Lenin the Gay Albino Werewolf of the Soviet Reunion and Tobey Macquire ported after getting call on the shell phode.
Part 4: Devils and Delivery!
The Crew once more disembarks with many burning questions of what the hellery and other plot related issues, but…
When Suddenly A trash can lands in front of them in a lighting bolt and out of tis comes The Dark Wizard Jenny Jordan wielding five hundured wands with unicorn cores and began sending out killing curses. Katie errections a barrier with her magic marker while the others make with counter attackings.
Josh Culver launches and air strike with fly with a not effective result and Jenny threw up and pummeled whim to the ground and broke his guns of biceps over her knew like a dick.
Liz trans form ed into a tryceretopless and tried to ram the Dark Wizard Jenny Jordan but she flipped her over like moto crossler and donkey kicked her to the river and lit the river on fire because of pollution.
Cullen charged up wielding clubs mades of bear cubs and began to bang her hard in the face but she exploded him a way and then broke his teeth iwht on punch.
"Drop you barrier bitch, of you will suffer the consequences!" The Dark Wizard Jenny Jordan shouted with evil bad in yells.
"You want my barrier her you go!" Katie shutted as she expanded the barraier across the state of Nevada crushing building, cars and many blind orphans with their puppies.
But this didn't stop the bitch it only made her mad.
"Come with me if you want to live!" shouted a familer voice to the crew. The crew believing their new ali followed him as the Dark Wizard followed closed behind having not been called away by her dark master.
The team entered a hug clearing with lots of broken mirrors and other things of bad luck like black cats, ladders, knocked over salt and the covers of all the Madden Games.
"Gracking Fuck Wagnons!" Marcu shouted
"No! My ignorant friend I'm not here to save you but too destroy you!" shouted the Evil K. Jizzle Roke.
Part 5: X-tremz to be taken!
The Dark Wizard Jenny Jordan Walked into behind them and together in Unisex with K. Jizzle Roke began to fight the whole crew. Blows were struck by both sides with the villains having the distinct advantage because they had the powers of eivl on their side.
Also the bad luck of the clearing caused stuff to happen to the crew they all gotted diareah, their pants fell down and their diaries magically were put on youtube for all see and ridicule.
"Well, my friends this looks like the end for all you pathetic weaklings." Chuckled K. J Roke as he flung Cullen and Mc Slaggin the MC dragon who could travel through dimensions with grape rape ease.
"Yes and once you fools our out fo the way our glorious plan, BNQDX, will be put into action with the help our soon to be freed master. After that we will face the Reality head on and live up to our! Full! Life! Consequnces! As it is what has tobe done to end the Hero Beggening and prevent FREE MAN!" The dark Wizard Jenny Jordan said ripping out some of Katie Bobo's hair and tossing Liz into a concrete wall. All hope looked lost for the crew…
You All Know the Joke so lets get on with it a mysterious figure appears cloaked in mystery and fire with the power rangers theme song blarring in the back ground as he did a barrel roll strike with is samurai sword. K. J Roke and the Dark Wizard Jenny Jordan fought epically but to no avail as this mysterious stranger was stronger than before and a ranger at the core.
"Fall back we have to excape and inform our dark master" said they as they ported out of terry.
The crew struggled to der feet as they were bloodied and beaten form the battle. Josh Culver was the first of the many to ask who this stranger was.
"Who are you? Are you we hope you are? Is that you Daniel Grant Christen?"
The figured chuckled lightly as his cloak of fire fell and he began to unbutton his sweater vest to allow it to flutter in the wind.
"Not even close, so its time you try again boys!" said Nicholas Anthony Nagher
To Be Continued!