Buck and Deaf

One day Death made the stupid decision to go to Texas. It would turn out to be his last. His illegal activities would not be tolerated under the big Texas sky.

While walking into Dallas, he drove to a gas station. He did not have any money but he wanted asymmetrical bubble gum so bad.

"Give me that gum you piece of shit."

The clerk was nervous but noticed that Death didn't have a weapon and promptly pulled out her power ax. Then she swung it at his head missing the top of his head and hacking off all of his hair.

"Ahh my hair!"

Deaf was freaked out, and threw a wine bottle at the clerk knocking her out. Then he stole some beer and symmetrical bubble gum.

Not far down the road, the eyes of the ranger would be on him. Ranger Buck Morris got the call and would not let this ruthless thief get away. Morris turned on his GPS tracker in his Dodge Ram Pick-up, divided by zero, and then tracked that rat bastard down. Morris spotted Death on a freight train that was destined for out of town. The two glared at each other.

"Hey bearded loser get lost," Death said with a smirk.

This only enraged Buck as he flipped his truck into auto drive and with a single leap; he leaped from his truck onto the box car. Both assumed fighting stance, but Morris got the first hit in when he allowed Deaf to punch him in the beard. Unfortunately for Death Buck's beard is made of razor wire and it only cut his hand.

"Better stop or you're going to get hurt," Morris laughed.

Death did not like getting mocked and charged angrily at Morris only to get a devastating roundhouse kick to the face that sent him flying off the roof of the pizza shop and into the woods. Morris jumped off the train and used his master wood bending skills to take trees down in front of Deaf. However, Death had one last trick from within up his sleeve. He reached into his own threat and ripped out his jugular. The stupid thing through he could beat Buck by throwing his jugular at him. Instead he died.

Buck Morris reigned supreme as the undefeated hero of Dallas.

HA HA TRICKED YOU BITCHES!