The Royal Acting Theatre of Gondor presents: (drum roll) Harry Potter and
the prisoner of Azkaban.

Chapter 1: A.C.T.S (Acting in Character Training School)

(A/N: in case you're wondering who will be playing who, here is a cast
list.)

Cast List:

King Aragorn, of Gondor and Arnor: Harry Potter
Queen Arwen, of Gondor: Hermione Granger
Gimli, so of Gloin: Ronald Weasley

Prince Elrohir, of Rivendell: Fred Weasley
Prince Eladan, of Rivendell: George Weasley
Frodo Baggins: Ginny Weasley
Samwise Gamgee: Neville Longbottom

King Thranduil, of Mirkwood: Lucius Malfoy

Legolas Thranduillion, prince of Mirkwood: Draco Malfoy
Meriadoc Brandybuck: Crabb
Peregrin Took: Goyle

Lord Boromir: Sirius Black
Lord Sauron: Voldemort
Grima Wormtong: Peter Pettigrew

Gandalf the White: Professor Albus Dumbledore
Lord Faramir: Professor Remus Lupin
Queen Galadriel, of Lothlorien: Professor Trewlawney.
Lord Elrond, of Rivendell: Professor Severus Snape
Prince Eomer, of Rohan: Professor Rubeus Hagrid
Princess Eowyn, of Rohan: Professor Minerva Mcgonagall

King Theoden, of Rohan: Minister for Magic, Cornelius Fudge.

Various Uruk-hai: Dementors

Directed by the Esteemed Sara and Claire of the Planet Earth.

All was quite in the Palace of Gondor, nothing was stirring, not even a
mouse. All of its inhabitants slept peacefully in their beds, dreaming of
nice fluffy things, but not for long...

"RIGHT YOU LAZY LOT, TIME TO GET UP" Boomed a feminine voice over the
newly installed loud speaker, "A.C.T.S BEGINS IN THE MAIN HALL IN TEN
MINUTES, AND IF YOU ARE NOT THERE, YOU WILL BE SEVERLY DEALT WITH."

"ROYALTY OR NOT!!" thundered a second, again female voice.

Ten minutes later a large group of rudely awaken, sleepy and somewhat
bewildered creatures had gathered in the palace hall. All their gazes were
fixed on two girls who stood on the stage, glaring down at them.

"Right, first things first, lets check you're all here shall we." Said the
first, taller, black haired girl.

The second Girl, with dark brown hair, swept back into a neat French
plait, began to read out a list of names.

"Aragorn!" she called.

No reply.

"ARAGORN!" She shouted again, she looked around the group and found
Aragorn looking at her confused.

"You are supposed to answer 'yes Miss Ramsden' so that we know you are
here."

"Oh, yes Miss Ramsden."

"Good, now the rest of you, follow his example."

She read through the list of names, each of them answering on their turn.

"Legolas!" she called.

Once again no reply.

"LEGOLAS!" this time after scanning around the group, she could not see
the blond haired, blue eyed elf anywhere.

"Has anyone seen Legolas thranduillion?" asked she-who-has-not-yet-been-
named.

"He's still in his room." Gimli replied after much hesitation.

"Ahhhh, so the Prince has decided to stay in bed has he? Hmmm, we'll see
about that."

Miss Ramsden looked at the other girl, "Sara, surely that's a bit mean?"
she asked seeing the evil look on her face.

"ROSIE!!" Sara called.
There was a huge rumble in the room, and the main doors burst open.
Aragorn did not look pleased, as the huge cave troll enter the room.

"Rosie, go fetch Legolas!"

And off went the troll, causing an earthquake with every step.

"Now whilst we wait for the lazy bas-I mean elf, to make an appearance, I
would like to introduce myself as Miss Powell, we are going to be
directing the play, but before we can start rehearsals, we are going to
train you in how to be a proper actor, or actress."

"Excuse me...err...Miss Powell, but what play is this?" Asked Boromir,
bravely.

"You didn't tell them?" Sara said to Claire.

"No...I thought you did!"

"Well I thought you did!"

They stopped arguing and turned to look at their cast members.

"You are all going to be starring in the Middle Earth version of Harry
Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban."

"What?" came a chorus of disbelieving voices.

(A/N: okay, that was the first chapter, hope you liked, so please review,
anyway, we are going to be needing some extra people to star in the
performance or be one of the back stage workers, as there are a roles
going spare, so please fill out the application form, and EMAIL it to:
superstarpowellhotmail.com.)
Name:
Age:
Species:
Lust object (not allowed more than 3):
Personality Traits:
Favourite Harry Potter character:
Favourite part of the Prisoner of Azkaban:
In no more than 20 words tell us what you would do if you were in a hall
with the entire cast of Lord of the Rings:
Prefered role, that has not already been taken: