Life is Tuff

Chapter 1: I HATE HIM!

Hey, people! If this is your first time reading my stories then, my name is BlackPearl96, but everyone on here calls me BP96. This is first ever HTTYD story... it is in competition with Wanna-Be Viking's Story, 'How to be somebody'. Before any of you start making assumptions, W-B V and I are really good friends and I just don't like the fact that her story isn't fully a OCxTuffnut story, it is starting out as the OC liking *groans* Hiccup. Obviously I am not exactly his biggest fan, unlike her. I prefer Ruffnut and Tuffnut... Oh and W-B V I loooooooove Astrid! She is awesome.

W-B V – I can't believe you're doing this dude!

BP96 – Well believe it biiii-aaaa-tch!

W-B V – WTH am I here for any way?

BP96 – You're going to be my disclaimer

W-B V- I don't disclaim, I am too epic for it

BP96 – I don't care if you THINK you're too epic, I say you will disclaim for me

W-B V – Fine! *turns to fake audience* although she would love to own them, BP96 doesn't own Tuffnut, Ruffnut or Astrid. She doesn't HTTYD either.

BP96 – Thankyou, now go play with your Hiccup action figure

W-B V – I will then

Skullette FireTaimer walked through the very damp forest, thinking about her first few days as a Viking-in-training and started to cry. She remembered why she was doing this. Her parents had died in the big dragon attack almost a year ago and she was to become her family's head Viking but she wasn't old enough to start her dragon training then, as she hadn't yet turned 15. So she started it this year. So far, it hadn't gone exactly to plan. Every time she got near a Monstrous Nightmare, she froze up and had flash backs of how her parents died: after Hiccup had infuriated a Monstrous Nightmare and had hidden behind a wooden torch... Seriously what the fuck is with him? Skullette thought, feeling more and more tears of anger fill her eyes, everyone knows that dragons breathe fire, and fire burns wood. I never thought someone could be so fucking stupid.

Skullette punched a nearby tree, cutting her hand to pieces again, "I really need to stop doing that."
"Yes, you do." Skullette turned to see Astrid walking towards her.
"I can't help it, I was thinking about my parents again. Did you know that your boyfriend is really stupid?"
"Yeah, I know. I can't help loving him though."
"Barf."
"Shut the fuck up."
"Never!"
"You will shut up; otherwise I'll tell Tuff that you like him."
"I don't like Tuff, I think he's cute, that's all."
"Yeah, whatever, I saw that 'Mrs Skullette Thorston' in your diary."
"You read my diary?"
"You got that right."
"Bitch."
"Yep, that's me in all my bitchy glory."
"Yea, but I love you."
"I know you do. You kinda have to; I'm your step-sister."
"Yeah, I feel sorry for you."
"Why?"
"One; Your related to me, and two; you're dating Hiccup."
"Shut the fuck up."
"You've already told me to do that and it didn't work... Still talking here."
"Yeah, not for long."
Suddenly, Astrid lunged for Skullette, knocking her to the ground with a thud, but she wasn't winning for very long, Skullette over powered her and held her down with one knee.
"You're weak as piss."
"I'm stronger than Hiccup."
"Everyone is stronger than Hiccup, even three years olds are stronger than him."
"That's not true."
"Yes it is, and you know it."
"Yeah, I know, but I was trying to protect my man."
"Barf-ety barfs."

The girls heard a twig break.
"Hey, maybe that was Hiccup's arm."
"No that was me, I stood on a twig," Hiccup said, "by the way, get fucked Skullette."
"Babyyyyyyyyy!" Astrid screamed, running towards Hiccup, but Skullette pushed past her and lunged towards him. When she got to him she calmly stood in front of him until he relaxed and then she punched him in the face, hard.

BP96 – Mwahahahahahahahah!

W-B V – You're a bitch

BP96 – Yeah, I know, I don't like Hiccup, and honestly if he was real I'd do the same thing as Skullette.

W-B V- Cow!

BP96 – Sorry! Disclaim for me wench!

W-B V – BP96 doesn't own HTTYD, Ruff, Tuff or Astrid but she does own Skullette

BP96 – Damn right I do!

Now, I know this chapter is short, but that's how all my first chapters roll! So no wingeing, they will get longer.

Okayyy, well I hope you all liked my first chapter. Sorry if I offended any Hiccup fans (other than Wanna-Be Viking) but I truly do not like him, I think his charcter could have used a little more bravery and manliness. Yeah, Yeah, I know that he isn't supposed to be, but he could have at least told his father that he used weird things he learned from his pet dragon to defeat the others.

Imma sign off now... Reviews are almost compulsory, but yeah, I would like to hear your thoughts on this story!

~BP96!