Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood.
A/N: My friend cosplayed as Jack and timed how long it would take to get the suspenders and belt of and this happened. If there is any misspellings just tell me. I hope you like it!
Jack had asked Ianto to close up the archives for the night. Jack knew tonight was going to be the night. He needed to know how fast he could pull of the pieces of fabric that kept his pants up. Ianto calculated that He'll be there in ten minutes with a stopwatch. God that man could do anything with a stopwatch. He set his vortex manipulator on a timers and striped, not completely but just his suspenders and belt. He got it of in eight seconds. not bad for the first time. He tried a couple more time and he slimmed it down to four and a half seconds. Ianto was going to be there any second. he needed to act natural. Jack leaned against the wall as Ianto comes in.
"I've closed the archives, Sir" Ianto announces stepping in looking at Jack leaning on the table. (_so hot, so natural_)
"Yan~ Guess how long it takes to get me naked."
"I don't think that is necessary sir..."
"YAAAAN~~~"
"Sir I don't think-" Jack pulls Ianto into a kiss.
"Four and a half seconds."
"Excuse me?"
"That's how long it takes."
"Wouldn't it be faster if I helped sir?" Ianto says smirking.
"I like how you think Ianto." Jack pulls Ianto into another kiss and drags them down to Jack's bed.
The rest of the night was spent filled with moan and kisses.
They were both sore in the morning. With Ianto it took two second and the clothes weren't wearable again.