A day with sasori and deidara
Sasori was sitting in his and deidara's shared room, when of course said brat came charging in shouting "dana un !" " what brat?" " im bored un" " entertain yourself, brat." " but dana un!" " leave me alone brat" " fine un, I'll go bother hidan then!" " you do that brat." A few minutes later…. " JASHIN DAMMIT YOU BLONDE MOTHER FUCKER LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" " but dana's being mean and I'm bored un!" " I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS JUST LEAVE ME ALONEJASHIN DAM YOU!" " FINE THEN I'LL JUST GO BOTHER ITACHI THEN UN!" ' the brat is going to commit suicide, wait am I worried about him, yes, I do love him, but he can handle himself right'….. " DANA HELP ME UN!" 'wrong' sasori went to his feet and walked around the akatsuki base and what he saw when he turned around the corner angered him deeply. He saw tobi on top of deidara saying "yay senpai play with Tobi!" sasori quikly threw tobi against the wall clearifying that tobi wasn't allowed to touch dedara anymore, so it's safe to say that deidara was never glomped by tobi when sasori was around.
the end
an: thank you guys so much for reading this is a one shot if i feel like it i might qrite something similar to it, no promises though! tell me what you think of my first fanfic!