This is what happens when I'm on crack.

Disclaimer: Pffft. Like real.

"Umma," a little girl called out as she emerged from her room. She rubbed her eyes cutely, a small pout on her face.

Said mother turned to her baby girl and smiled.

"Yes Taeminnie?"

"Jonghyun oppa is singing in his sleep again."

Taemin's mother, Kibum, walked to her youngest daughter and knelt down to her level. "Umma is making breakfast now. Go wake your appa and tell him to make Jonghyun stop singing, okay sweetie?"

Taemin rubbed her eyes again and hugged her teddy bear closer to her body as she entered her parents' bedroom. Sleepily, she crawled into the big double bed.

"Appa," she shook her father, "Wake up."

"Kibum baby, five more minutes."

"Appa! It's Taemin!"

"Mmmsakdf…"

Taemin glared at the unmoving lump on the bed.

"UMMA!"

Kibum ran into the room, spatula armed in hand. "What is it baby?"

Taemin was in tears. Sniffing, she pointed to the bed.

"Appa…"

Kibum's eyes widened. "Appa is what? Not breathing? Sick? Tell me, Taemin!"

"Appa doesn't want to wake up!" She whined.

Kibum sighed. For a moment there she thought her husband was dead or something.

"YAH! LEE JINKI! WAKE UP!" Using the spatula, Kibum whacked Jinki on the head multiple times.

Jinki, however, did not move.

"Taemin-ah, when I count to three, scream and say 'Appa, that man touched me' okay?"

Taemin nodded eagerly.

"1… 2… 3…"

"Appa! That man touched me!"

Hearing that, Jinki immediately sat up in bed, completely overlooking the fact that they were at home and no one could have violated his precious daughter.

"Which man?"

Kibum hit Jinki with the spatula again to silence him.

"There's no one. We just wanted to wake you up."

Jinki pouted, not unlike how Taemin did. "What did you wake me up for?"

Kibum blinked. "What?"

"Why did you wake me up?"

Kibum looked at her left wrist. "Oh look at the time," she exclaimed despite the fact that she was not wearing a watch, "Breakfast is almost done!"

And with that, Kibum ran out of the room.

Confused, Jinki turned to Taemin.

"Why did you wake me up?" He asked again for the third time.

Taemin shrugged her shoulders cutely, putting a finger up to her lips as she tried to remember.

"I don't remember, Appa."

Jinki shrugged as well and opened his covers, gesturing for Taemin to crawl in. Squealing happily, Taemin ducked under the covers, snuggling against her father's arm.

Meanwhile, in the children's room.

Jonghyun kept singing in his sleep.

Minho, undisturbed by the singing, continued to sleep, hugging his very own stuffed Changmin.

Wait a moment, stuffed Changmin?

Jinki… Lee Jinki…

LEE JINKI!

Jinki's eyes snapped open and he came face-to-face with Kibum.

"The movie's over you idiot."

Jinki looked around and suddenly it all came back to him. He and Kibum had stayed up to watch a movie together. He guessed he fell asleep during the movie.

Kibum, who was obviously mad at Jinki for god-knows-what, smacked Jinki on the shoulder. Hard. "Sometimes I wonder why you're my boyfriend," he grumbled as he walked into their shared bedroom, cautious not to wake the other boys.

Jinki ran to join Kibum, still completely oblivious that Kibum was angry at him.

"Kibum-ah, I had the weirdest dream ever…"

Ah damn. I hate the ending. I am so fail at humour. I think I have severe Onew Condition. :O