The Big Falls

by RockSunner

This is a funny random story written by my nine-year-old son, Daniel.

1. Chapter 1

The Big Falls

Xyler and Craz found a cave. The wall started coming forward and pushed them into a big black hole. They fell for a long time.

Then Dipper came down the black hole.

Craz said, "Hi, Dipper!"

Dipper said, "Hi, Craz!"

Craz said, "Bill Cipher is at the bottom of the hole!"

Dipper waved his arms. "I can't fly! I can't fly!"

Grunkle Stan came down, and said, "Is there cash at the bottom of the hole?"

Xyler said, "No, but there's Bill Cipher."

Grunkle Stan said, "Bill Cipher is going to steal my cash!?"

Mabel was falling too, and she said, "Hi, Xyler and Craz! Great to see you guys again!"

Xyler said, "Yeah, Mabel. You're our favorite person!"

"I know," said Mabel.

Suddenly there was a big curve in the black hole and they went up. At the top, Dipper, Mabel, Xyler, and Craz popped up out of the Bottomless Pit into Gravity Falls.

Grunkle Stan came out and leaned on the sign saying "Bottomless Pit" and the sign slipped and he fell back into the Bottomless Pit. He shot through the tunnel really fast and he flew up and landed in a tree.

He waited until nightfall and he screamed, "Somebody help me!"

A whole pack of Manotaurs came along and said, "Give me your cash!"

Grunkle Stan said, "Save my cash!"

Stan got ready for a flying leap and he jumped to another tree. He cracked his back. "Oh, that feels good!"

Then he saw the Mystery Shack roof, and he jumped onto the roof.

Then the Manotaurs ran away because they heard Mabel scream, "Manotaurs!"

And Grunkle Stan was sitting on the roof counting his cash. He said, "I lost a hundred dollars doing that!"