A few things before we get started... I'm MasterFrench and I have decided to take a break from my other story to write something comical and bad. Or comically bad. Or badly comical. Either way, you get the point. This story is not to be taken seriously and is purposefully written badly and has a completely predictable plotline. It is called The Completely Predictable Story after all. Also, It is written in a play format which is much different from a traditional story. Why is it written in a play format? You'll see. But, it will look like this:
MasterFrench: (While rubbing forehand) It's getting late... I should head to bed.
MastetFrench puts away his tablet, turns out his light and jumps in his bed.
So, it will look wierd. And, well, I have decided not to put little footnotes and headers on the chapters because it's just a bit of information that almost no one reads anyway. So why have it?
Prologue: A Myster-hero
Stage set: It is just after midnight in a back alleyway to an orphanage. The moon's are completely hidden by clouds which plunges the world in almost complete darkness. The only light comes from a torch held by a mean-looking SandWing who has two other SandWings close in tow. They appear to be robbing the orphanage even though orphanages have almost no money to steal. A sudden Whosh of air reveals the presence of another dragon landing nearby.
SandWing Thug #2: Wha was dat...
SandWing Thug #1: It sounded like a Whosh.
SandWing Thug Leader: Just be aware. I don't feel safe robbing this orphanage...
Mysterious Figure: You shouldn't...
The torch suddenly goes out as if someone had blown it out. In the darkness, SandWing thugs # 1 and 2 have gripped each other in fear.
SandWing Thug #2: I don't like dis boss.
SandWing Thug #1: Yeah, we can't see in the dark...
Mysterious Figure: But I can... Cracked ribs!
Crack!
StanDing Thug #2: Owey.
Mysterious Figure: Fractured skull!
Crunch!
SandWing Thug #1: Arrrrgggh!
Mysterious Figure: Broken Tibia...
SandWing Thug Leader: (Whilst cowering in fear) What's a Tibia?
Snap!
SandWing Thug Leader: Ow! My freaking tibia!
The Mysterious Figure leaves the thugs in their pain to be eventually picked up by some guards. He makes a quick getaway into the night...
End Scene